Italians and memes: this one is actually pretty good

The pun works heaps better in Italian but

If I drink alcohol,
I'm an alcoholic
If I drink fanta
I'm fantastic!

[cause the word for alcoholic is 'alcolista', which would literally be 'alcoholist', ie someone who uses alcohol... 'fantastic' is 'fantastico' obviously enough... alcolista, fantastico, get it] {cause it sounds the same}