Saturday, January 31, 2009
Ruler of everything.
He knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend
You understand
Mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ahh!)
Ruler of everything (ahh!)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end
Number your thumb
Impossible sum
Of the monkeyfist hung on a vine
Organism assembly line
Everything's gonna be fine
Play pretend
Do you like how i dance?
I've got zirconium pants!
Consequential enough
To slip you into a trance
Do you like how i walk?
Do you like how i talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (ha)
You practice your mannerisms
Into the wall
If this mirror were clearer
I would see myself fall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
I've been you
I know you
Your facade is a scam
I've been living a lie
A metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover brotherhood
Objective: obscene
Oh no, no
Oh yeah
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell
Another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end
No
You know it must be neverending
Comprehend if you can
But if you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool
Although you're only a man
So give it up and
Smile
You understand
Mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything
Ruler of everything
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end
Without looking down
Gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh no, no
Oh yeah
i had a dream
we were all in a band,
Me, Lambert, Ru, Hui, Marlena, Cola, Josh, Joel, Jon, Isi, Megan.
and we were insanely good.
We were at a concert and we took turns playing for different songs, like some I played guitar, some I played drums and some I didn't play, and it was so good because I was playing guitar and Ru was drumming and then I was all like at the microphone,' give it up for DJ Joel', and he came on and he played the turntables and everyone cheered and he had these loops, and it was insane.
Oh and the Mr. Ss at the side? pure win.
Happy birtthday Lambert
HAVING A PARTY???
...?
I didnt know we had HIV
o.o
random?
Hello shermaine
My army of mr saturns are watching you
Thursday, January 29, 2009
neibohood
Something much good just happened.
But I dunno... it all depends on demand.
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH JUST ONE.
OR DO YOU WANT MOAR?!?!?
DAFT PUNK IS WIN!!1
Harder Better Faster Stronger, live! It's different, and insanely win!!!1
(around the world, around the world, around the world, forever)
BTW all bands are better live, especially Linkin Park. The krwlng/crawling mix, the pushing me away on keyboard, the awesome renditions of no more sorrow and lying from you, and the EIGHT MINUTE BLEED IT OUT!!!!!1 makes it win.
Oh yeah
Ur a criminal
It just makes sense
It even rhymes with my syllables
Ur a criminal
It just makes sense
It even rhymes with my syllables
NEIBOHOOD BOY RETURNS - this is HIS
PROOF...MAXIM IS A BILLY GOAT!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=417463066&albumID=293407&imageID=11215577
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
FIRST DAY OF SHCOOL!
Wow today was like a party!Except at school! And with clothes!
And it felt kind of like that GIF!
PS: you need to open the image in a new tab to watch it move and stuffs...just like 4chan ;D
__EDIT__ wait no the uploading killed it! soz but youll just have to watch fry stand still instead of dancing D:
__FIXED!__
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=417463066&albumID=293407&imageID=11215510
Monday, January 26, 2009
Timetable!
Y11
MISSION
MISSION
MISSION
MISSION
MISSION
MISSION
MISSION!!!!
I HAVE TO DO WORK NEXT YEAR ?! T_T
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Mud
I hvae rceeived a hrcuait and it is not a vrey ncie hrcuait.
Taht is, I hvae a bad hrcuait.
That is, I have a bad haircut.
But, to be hosnet, I hvae nveer ralely lkied a hraiuct.
I dnot konw why, tehy awlyas gvie me one Im not taht hpapy wtih.
Fine, maybe its me, not the haircut.
Read those sentences again, more carefully.
hey. Guess not? :(
Sh. We start school on wed! D:
I'm Back!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
hey guys
I got my tiemtaebels! But ti are BAAAD
I got -
Hodges for VIG, Jackson for science, Miller for History, Blacker for Geo, Souroullas for Maths (again :P), Butler for English, Freeman and Travis for Music (yay?), Scipione (?) for Italian.
And I have heaps'o'classes in mountain street, but none in mountain street are with yr 9s. (phew!)
Im angry and stuff, 'cause I have Italian first up on wednesday again, and a triple(!) of PD at the end of Wednesday.
Hey, Ella, are you in my Italian class?
and the last class of the week is maths
timetablessss
i got gilleat fo english, sourallas (however you spell that) fo math, jackson fo science, snooks fo PD, miller fo both geo and his. and like electives and stuffs
awesum. oh noes, ms crisp insnt teaching yr 10 so we cant get her 4 times in a row.... nossss. that would have been funny.
woah, schoool liek starts sooo soon. liek woah, vaile should have another party. on a school day. and we can all miss school in like the first/second week. ima leaving tomoz to singapore and matthias will be there..... lol
PEACE XD
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
October Fools Day, and, Rant vs Apple (redux)
uhh
nope :(
Before I make it a second time, know this: October 15 is October Fools Day
It was written in my science book from YR8 so it must be true
uhhh
Kay.
Rant against Apple (but not as good as the other one)
Everyone knows Windows is better, except for anyone that uses a Mac. But the thing is, Mac isn't as good as Windows, its just more stylish, and by that, I mean, no, not really, it just has a higher marketing budget.
Also, Windows isn't a religion. You own a Windows machine, yeah, whatever, so do heaps of people. If you own a Mac machine, however, you absolutely must be obsessed with Mac, and would rather tear out your own guts than use a Windows over a Mac. Admit it: it's true. No matter what any Windows user says, you just can't admit that a Windows could possibly be equal to (let alone better than) one of the "steve-god"s humble creations. Steve is a good name, except if followed by 'Jobs'.
Here are some of the stupid arguments they use, shot down like a died cat. Incidentally, I have found God, here is a list of proofs. (Hint: Not really.)
Argument 1: Mac is better than Windows.
Since when? That's not an argument, that's a topic, (and they say Windows is stupid) and a religion, too.
Argument 2: Because Mac can sync with Windows' networks, it is better than or equal to.
First off, let me just say that just because it can sync with a Windows network doesn't mean it can do everything a Windows can do. A Mac can't use DirectX, for instance. For the less technical among us, DirectX is a coding engine that allows for much of the functionality of windows, such as drawing things on the screen and displaying text character by character. It also allows for (admittedly laggish and basic) real-time 3D rendering.
Mac doesn't have DirX, which is why so many (so, so, so many) Windows applications don't work on Mac. For 3D rendering, they use openGL, which is much faster than DirX, but Windows also uses it. All smart game dev's use openGL over DirX, even in Windows.
Also, Mac not having DirX is the reason that all of the games I make (even though I haven't finished one to date, I'm getting really close to finishing something that is very innovative and smart and stuff - but that's a different post) only work with Windows. And, for the record, Windows Emu's are really slow.
Argument 3: I don't use a computer much, nor do I know much about them. But since I use a Mac, that makes them somehow superior.
What? It's a well known fact that fewer Mac tech support people know what they're doing, let alone fewer Mac customers/consumers. But, like I mentioned before, they are completely oblivious to the fact that this is true, arguing themselves to be an expert at Mac's.
Argument 4: Photoshop
Windows users have photoshop as well, with exactly the same capabilities as Mac. They were even written as one program, written in a neutral language so that both major OS' could use them.
Argument 5: iPod and iTunes
Uhhh, that's not the argument. iPods work on Windows just as much as on Macs, same as iTunes. Everyone knows that WMP (Windows Media Player) is pretty crappy in comparison. But again, works on both.
Argument 6: Safari
I don't know how this is an argument PRO Mac, but a) Windows gets it too (though nobody's stupid enough to get it) and b), FIREFOX!
Argument 7: Garageband
I take note of your Garageband and counter with my MS Paint.
Argument 8: Macbook Air
Come on, this peice of marketing brilliance is stupid. Who wants a computer as thin as an iPod if you can't even load CD's into it?
Argument 9: Multi-touch trackpads on laptops
Hmmm, Apple would never get away with trying to patent multi-touch touchscreens and trackpads.
But in reply, Mac has generally only had ONE BUTTON MOUSES, which has led to the invention of the double-click, which is to be the demise of the modern world. Shoop da whoop - multiple touches on a touch screen. Think about it, it's kinda useless. And some people double-click hyperlinks in web pages. Makes me shudder.
Argument 10: Those ads.
I'm going to paraphrase MAD mag here: "Gee, that's a nice marketing angle, given Apple's extremely limited share of the personal computer industry, that the way to sell their product was to make Windows users look like out of touch retards" then at the bottom, the windows guy is saying "Wow, the internet? What's that?"
Argument 11: Windows is for graphs, pie charts and word documents. Mac is for having fun with photos, music and movies.
Have fun playing with your photos and movies while I play any number of the infinitely vaster amount of games available on the PC not the Mac, 'cause in the computer and video games stores, you see isles and isles of games for PC, and none for Macs (once I saw a whole half a shelf dedicated to Mac games, and that was in the Mac store when I was buying my first iPod!)
TO BE CONTINUED
but gee, I really don't like Macs... not that much, though. I mean, they're alright, they're just not as good as everyone says they are in comparison.
why?
Please repost so i can have the record for the longest comment rant evvva~!~!
With mutual hate for apple
-Joel
Monday, January 19, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
1337 sup4 h4x0r
Anyways, I managed to h4xx teh iTouch
liek so, to allow me to maek cone phalls.
I mean, wut:figure it out yourself?
no?
my head asplode.
(to take a screenshot on iphone/ipod touch, hold down the home button for a second, then both the home and power buttons and release. It will save to 'saved images'.)
LAWL TEST CAWRD EFF
Saturday, January 17, 2009
B.L.O.G.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
super mario
this is win
btw salt of lull (lul)
you can has aus day party?
I had a sad dream, and lamberts hair was pink, and mine was blue, and blue hair suited me and pink hair actually looks alright on lambert and our band we played holiday by greenday but i wasnt allowed to play with them and coldplay was also playing at our school the same day and i didnt go to see him i saw coldplay and after lunch (it was at lunch at school that they played) he came in and he was crying and then i started crying and in my dream, everybody came over to support me when i was crying but not lambert and it turns out he actually played a linkin park song and it was cause my ipod was on all night and it always (ALWAYS) affects my dreams when its on and did i mention that i have ipod speakers and a clock and radio all in the one device now and that makes me happy cause its better than my old ipod speakers and digital clock radio combined and im happy and i just wrote alot man that was a wierd dream, also because isi and jon were not playing in lamberts band, they were listening to coldplay and only like 5 people were and it was just the main singer and he only sang songs of the one album heh shuffle is wierd and on another thought im sad cause i cant jailbreak my ipod touch because its second gen but then again it has built in speakers so all is okay and i have ipint and thats not possible to get anymore. so, :( - :( - :( - :( - D: - :( - :( - :D - :( - :) - :) - :( - :)
my partiiieee!
aw, you wanna come to my party! shucks.
but nooooo, ru and mst of doom must go cos they helped me think of awesum idea!
so I mabye hold it in school time, soon after we is goin back.
prolly saturday nite/sunday morning, or friday nite/saturday morn.
oh, and lambert, you don't get a present. sorriez! but I couldn't find anythun for you.
and vaile, lenin rules.
a great soviet are you and i am stupid (hehe)
come tom oons idewel
would you like?
yes / no
no? ok, here go you..
.
Ness got the funky sandwich
Ness eats the funky sandwich
But there was noone there...
go over there you must want?
yes / no
yes? ok, see you later then.
go over there you must want?
yes / no
no? ok, here we go
I am the Mani Mani statue
fear
*RAWR*
i am carpainter and I throw lighning
*RAWR*
(LATER)
Paula: Ness! You killed the seventh my sanctuary guardian!
NesS: ...
Jeff: Yeah! Hooray for Ness!
Poo: Uhh, yeah, whatever.
Ness: ...
Paula: what do you mean?
Ness: ...
Lumine cave: YeahNess (lol PKHAX JOKE), whatever. I dont really care about killing.
Paula: What? the wall has writing?
Lumine Cave: No, its me Ness and I no'dt like fighting.
Paula: Heh, Ness, it tells me its you! Isnt that funny?
Ness: ...
Lumine Cave: No
Jeff: I find it funny.
Poo: You're both stupid. Can we just get on with the adventure now?
Ness: ...
Lumine cave: But I like it here! Besides, I have to have a monologue.
Poo: *groan*
Jeff: Awesome! (to the tune of Monorail - see The Simpsons) Monologue, monologue, m-
Paula tried PSI Freeze Σ!
269 damage to Jeff!
Jeff was frozen!
Paula: Lets hear it then!
Ness:...
Poo: Okay monologue is over lets go.
Ness: ...!
Paula: On the wall!
Lumine cave: Jeez stupid, took you a while.
Poo: Get on with it!
Lumine Cave: *ah-hem* I'm Ness.... It's been a long road getting here... Soon, I'll be... Soon, I'll be... Soon, I'll be... What will happen to us? W...what's happening? My thoughts are being written out on the wall... or are they?
Poo: Lets go.
Paula: Okay.
Paula tried PSI Fire β!
312 damage to Jeff!
Paula: Uh, ness, a little help...
Ness: ...
Ness tried Healing β!
Jeff was recovered!
Jeff: -onologue... ey?
Ness:...
Paula: 'Kay, time to go.
Poo: Yeah, whatever. Finally.
Monday, January 12, 2009
resistance is futile
LAMBERT GO ENABLE YOUR PROFILE SO TAT I CAN SEES IT (or you'll put all of mst of doom's efforts to waste T.T)
mwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha.... mst of doom is teh evilll..... meddling wif people's businessesss is fun and always works mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah.......
vampire pig........ P-CHan!!!!! yes... kero, thats what we musts calls the little vampire pig..(you know what i'm talking bout) believe in shangri-la... too many inside jokes...
bokura wa mezashita Shangri-La yokubou wa osaekirezu nikuusou ni
mamireta "jiyuu" o motometsudzuketa
ima nara ieru darou koko ga sou rakuen sa
sayonara aoki hibi yo
i is leaving on 23 of jan fo holiday and i wills misses yous.
we( i mean YOU [hell no.... u!]) must has another parties and invites more humans plsss
(and dun invites humans the night before the party cuz they might be doing stufffs [Ella! maybe YOU can has the party and liek invite brigitta and tim etc cuz i havent seen them all hols and also yous])
happy holidays everybody!!!!!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Sydney festival
Anyway since it's annoying to type with this, I'll keep it short- I went to the Sydney festival and it was awesome and the cat empire played and dj scruffy and grace jones and grace jones is really promiscous and wears weird hats
It was awesome
Random thought -
(ouch)
Thinking hurts (Oh, so YOU have to edit it ay? well why dont i just--)
Friday, January 9, 2009
Rocky Horror
I'm seeing it again at the moonlight cinema and going as Magenta!!!
I'm tired can you tell?
I'm on
p.s. check out that Daft Punk clip with the hand at the bottom of the page. It's WICKED ASS!!!
Vaile's PArty
marlena can youplease have your party closer to a school day... i dont think i;ll be back in time and i rly wants goes to yo party 0O
Marlena Party
YO man,
Like party, ru prob wont be able to go to your party if it is in the hols....
BOOO koo koo pa poop.
CANADA
GUISE GUISE GUISE GUISE!
HAI GUISE!
You guise im in canada!
And it's liek minus 19 outside! 8D
ok but guise for srs nao, im havin a party! wen i get back from teh canada!
liek an early bday partie
so what we're gunna do is liek go to my place and sleep on mah floor except then really early well liek go to teh city! at liek 4am! orsum or wut?!
but yeah i gets back on 22 of jan so wen shood i have it? and who is coming?
also i gots early bday presents 4 ru hui vaile joel hoggy josh. so be happy.
ALSO YOU GUISE I GOT COMMIE MINTS! 8D 8D 8D 8D
ITS LIEK MINTS AND THEY'VE GOT LENIN ON THE FRONT
AND A HAMMER AND SICKLE
AND THEY RULE!
USSR FTW
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Goin out with Blaise/ xD george bush is a furry xPPP
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xDDDDDD a 4-cahn origional creation alright xP
Franz ferdinand
RAWR... T_T
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
hey guys
oh, and heres a video
it may contain traces of win
but you have to watch past the awesome hand-jig
Awesome concert
hui is annoying
Hui like annoyed ru until ru couldnt be annoyed no more and then ru went spaz and wasnt talking to hui
cuz ru was like "hui, pass me the bottle of water"
and hui was like "you mean this??" (picks up a glass)
and then hui picks up the bottle and puts it close to ru but when ru reaches out to grab it, hui pulls it away..................................................
and then ru goes SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
and then shes all like "RAWR WHATS RONG WITCHU!!!!!!!!"
and hui continues to annoy ru and ru gets really really angry
but ru spent the day reading onepiece on one manga and didnt let hui use it at all. and later when hui looks over ru's shoulder to look at the manga, ru gets angry again...
why ru so sensitive.
oh well
ru probably isnt angry anymore.... until she reads this and MIGHT be like "WHY DID YOU TELL THIS TO OUR FRIENDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!! RAWR!!!!" but hui thought that that is what a blog is for... like ranting and stuff right
oh welll
and yes, Vaile has to has a party and invite hui :P but not in the last week of the hols cuz i'll be gone..
GO ISRAEL GO!/LF FRIENDS!
Eight killed in US raid on Syria
Damascus reacts with fury to what it says was a helicopter and special forces strike on its territory
Very stylish america!
So yea GO ISRAEL GO!
if you look on the internet on the situation in Gaza its really a suprisingly bias and western view against Israel, when Israel are actually doing the right thing, i mean come on Gaza is under Hamas's control, which is an extremely racist and conformist-religous militia which has just brought more havoc and chaos to the middle east, its definately alot more controled and succesfull than Americas all out cock fight with any middle eastern country that has some kind of militant group occupying it, i mean i dont get all this race-ism it isnt the actuall governments that the soldiers are fighting its seperatist militants and yet George Bush and John Howard ( luckily not anymore) treat it like a war!?
SO_yea like GO ISRAEL GO!!!
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Lol i r to go camping on weekend :S and i can_has 1 friend (or two maybz) to go but nafan is to go somewhere so am liek LF1~2 friends to come with if you want its liek north not too loong away and it is called pretty beach :3 so if you want to come just tell me (if you dont then thats ookay!)
awesome cartoon
that i drawed and its all like, yeah
in MSPAINT
and I draweded the pixelbased writing by hand, ftr
hah, its all symbolic of 2004.
YOU CAN ONLY SEE HALF, BUT THAT STILL MAKES IT JUST AS SYMBOLIC.
OTHER HALF GO IS HEARR:
HEAR
Did you know that Blogger rapes image quality?
Rape: NOT as in, sex. Unless you have bad mind. *coughbetamaxrulescough*
and so does images hack. I mean imageshack.
I had to join photobucket to upload this. *grumble*
So you better think Im only half stupi- I mean, somewhat clever.
I am NOT lazy.
much.
alright maybe I are.
hey, I can has party? You want is? reply is you do!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
...
IT ARE NAME: BONNIE
AND WE DEPOSIT AT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA BEFORE GO IS ADELAIDE
THEN I WANT BACK
:(
HEY AGENN
I ARE BACK HAHAHAHAHAHA
ANYWAY
I WAS IN ADELAIDE AND ITS ALL LIKE BAD AND STUFFS
CAUSE YOU HAD A PARTY
LOOKIE I DRAWED A PIkTCHUH
MY COUSIN LOVES ME HEAPS AND STUFF AND SO HE WAS ALL LIKE, SAM SAM SAM YOU CAN BE THIS HELICOPOPTER AND ILL BE THIS ONE AND I WAS ALL LIKE, SIGH I AM SAD AND YOU WERE ALL LIKE PARTY AND I WAS ALL LIKE, AWW AND LIKE, HI JOEL
DUHASTMICHGOTFROGS????1
RU WHY YOU DO VOODOO ON ME
RU WHO (else) DO YOU DO VOODOO TO?!!?
ADN (:P) ACTUALLY I LEID I WAS IN KINGSTON, WHICH IS LIKE ADELAIDE, ONLY HOLIER, AND I DONT MEAN RELIGION CAUSE IM ALL LIKE: GASP! LOOK ITS GOD! THEN MY SISTERS ALL LIKE: NO SAM THATS A KANGAROO AND THEN IM ALL LIKE: SURE DOES
AND WE DROVE DOWN IT TOOK A DAY AND IT WAS BORING
BUTT NUFF SAID
(lol, I said "BUTT")
and now I have to go play forumwarz opr have a party... which is it to be? (HINT: :P)
im sorry i had paryy and u no invited, ru hui and joel and ella but i didnt =know about it till 10:00 the night before and my parents were all like.NO and I was all Awww but it happen
yay:]
AND I HAVES iPOD TOUCH LOL IS GOOD BUT WIFI !WORK SO IS !GOOD
AND IM SCARED
GUYS NEXT YEAR WE ARE IN YEAR TEN ('cept u Joel)
and thats bad (hah, sucks to be you Joel) and I want a planet
id call it steve
and wed all go party on the planet steve
which looks like a bowling ball, but then
umm
um
ummm
somebody fell into one of the holes and got stuck
oh and i buyed ausdiosurf it is good :D
KTHXbAI
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Yay for Joel's Party!!! (which was on like a few hours ago)
we were like playing so much guitar hero which hui and manakon completely fail at and did not go to sleep until 7 am.
had breakfast at like 6am (breakfast bubbles!!) and stacked stuff on Joel's cousin (cameron [who hui calls Stanley {because stanley is his middle name}]) cause stanley doesnt wake up. we like threw pillows, a spoon, magic eightball, christmas decoration etc etc and hui drew a penis on his leg.
hui also now owns stanley's soul and Blaise's friend Connor James Mcgilligan..? (dont know how to spell last name)'s soul. and we were like up the whole time and being so energetic and stuff (well mostly just hui, blaise and joel) and like making everything that everyone said sound wrong.
and Joel owns a Katana!!!!! how awesum is that! and we like went to a fat hill at olympic park and atttempted to slide down it on cardboard which failed and there were billions of mozzieess!!!!!! ahhhh
anyway... and we like played on spinny things in a playground and rolled down the fat hill which made hui feel dizzy and sick and tired and nauseous (however you spell that) but also made hui feel happy.
and many other awesum things happened but uhi cant be bothered to type all/ cant remember
and today (4th jan) is also adrienne's birthday and we were meat to go meet her at townhall at like 11am but were still sleeping and too busy playing guitar hero. oh well.
then hui went home to type this
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PS when is vaile coming back? he needs to have another party
and what's this i here? Smaz had a party that mst of doom and rudovoodo werent invited too but megan's friend alex was? what?! hui is insulted but still loves smaz.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
PARTY A GOGO!!!!/FIRST POST OF THE YEAR (with caps)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people
1.Hui
2.Ru
3.Manakon
4.Nicola
5.Morgan
6.Hannah
7.Blaise
8.Lambert(maybe)
9.Balises friend watsername
10. Cameron(my cousin)
11.ARGH BEHIND YOU!!!
time:
1:00 at the top floor of myers in the couch section
Transport?!
you might need like $700 i mean $7.00 for train and bus and for train and bus the next day if you are not being picked up or something (3.50 a day)
So without any further hesitation on this saturday we are to be to party
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EDIT
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OH it changed we are to meet at QVB noaw!