SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO!

This guy...Andrew Pants...he is amazing...i would give him my virginity...
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/songs-to-wear-pants-to-theme-2/

uhhh, just a quick reminder

the music department at our school is retarded.

my parents got three emails from different teachers all saying i didnt do my music homework.
WTF

ITS NOT THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT

I already know all the stuff on the sheet, sam lies. 

He doesn't. 

LOL

Fatboy slim > 9000

(Chuck Norris, ftr, < 9000)

Basement Jaxx > Fatboy Slim

Daft Punk > Everything, ever, even MarkR's ego.

I is for EPIC

N is for EPIC.

D2 is for EPIC!.

. is for EPIC!!!.

wha?

IDNEED.

TALKING ANIMALS AND WALL-E

GUISE I'M ANGRY

CAN YOU TELL

I'M USING CAPS SO YOU KNOW I'M ANGRY

WHY AM I ANGRY? BECAUSE OF CGI TALKING ANIMAL MOVIES. LIEK I HAET THEM SO MUCH THAT IT'S MAKING ME ANGRY.  THAT INCLUDES FUCKING FINDING NEMO TOO.  WANNA PUNCH THAT FUCKER IN THE FACE TILL HIS POOR LITTLE CLOWNFISH EYES START TO BLEED WTF BLOGGER JUST TRIED TO TELL ME THAT CLOWN FISH ISN'T A WORD WTF I HAET YOU INTERNET

Rite I'm totes not angry anymoar.  But i'm still hating cgi talking animal movies. Like I really haet Happy Feet, overrated piece of crapshit that it is liek wow look at me guise i'm a penguin and I can dance, and I haet Madagascar too and I've never even seen it and everyone's liek wow marlena Madagascar is awesome and I'm liek no it's not I haet it and I haet you and what the shit madagascar 2 the game is topping the Australian gaming charts grrrrr and I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT I'M USING BAD GRAMMAR, AND I AM THE MOST ENGLISH TEACHER LIKE NON ENGLISH TEACHER I HAVE EVER MET, INCLUDING ANNIE FENG.

*sigh*

OK, I'm cool now.

Kind of.

Bu yeah, I was talking about this with hui on the bus the other day and I had this thought about Wall-e, because it's basically a cgi talking animal movie with a robot instead of an animal, and I thought, "Wall-e would be better without Wall-e", which is totally true.

Srsly, think about it.  I actually liked Wall-e. But it would have been way better if there was no wall-e or eva or other robots I don't give a crap about. See, the plot about the fat humans was awesome.  If they had just made a movie about this space-cruise ship and the people, and the whole going back to earth thing, that would have been a freaking amazingly win movie. But no. They had to appeal to shit-arsed little kids that won't like anything if it doesn't have some funny robot in it. And of course the robot has to be the main plot of the film. Because that's how you make a really great masterpiece.  Fucking cute little funny robots.

So yeah.

AND AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD PAY TO SEE A MATCH BETWEEN R.O.B. AND WALL-E?! FUCK YEAH I WANNA SEE R.O.B. LASER WALL-E'S ADORABLE, FUNNY ROBOT BUTT INTO IGH OBLIVION. AND THEN RAPE HIS BODY. YEAH HOT DEVIANT ROBOT SEX. YEAH. SHAKE YOUR ... BUMS. LOL I SAID GENITALS.

WOW THAT WAS LONG.

Not having a great time!

Guys, I made it

I made it where no man has ever made it before...

THE END OF THE INTERNET!

HEY GUYSSS

CAUTION: post contains unnecesary expletives.

I'ma back fra' Neslen Bay, shizzle!

Im back from Nelson Bay, and it was awesome, except that now my iPod doesn't work, wait yes it does, yay the restore worked/

Oh, I have a new email adress,,,,,,,,,,, smazpod2 at gmail dot com wait why am I telling you this, i hoped... no idea, YEAH

for some reason all my cookies from firefox haved beened deleated but its k, i use chrome n0w. 

T.I. is awesome.

hhh yeah

newscientist is good cause im a geek but its bad cause it speaks of 'textability', which is the ability to read text messaging, and its really patronising to teens cause it, like all things written by adults completely forgets 1337, dud3sp33k and n000000bish exist or just doesn't understand that texting can be a good thing. 

But its really cool, quantum cputers have gt/n 2 128 qubits, where previously the record was 24.'

cooliris: FUCKING EPIC.

uncalled for, kinda out of place expletives: Welcome, ladees and gentlemans, to the internet.

the australian games industry: WTF. 

for one: piracy vs the rising price of video games

MAYBE IF GAMES WEREN'T SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE PEOPLE WOULDN'T PIRATE THEM, FUCKTARDS.

second: the great R debate

HAVE YOU READ THE CENSORSHIP PAGES, MR. "SURE-ADULTS-PLAY-VIDEO-GAMES-BUT-CHILDREN-ARE-THE-ONLY-ONES-WHO-WOULD-PLAY-R-RATED-MATERIAL-AND-I-WOULD-KNOW-IM-A-GAMER-I-PLAY-WII-SPORTS-WITH-MY-GRANDCHILDREN"? 

third: HOW ARE GAMES AN ART FORM, IF NOBODY TAKES THEM SERIOUSLY? YOU SAY THEY ARE, BUT YOU DONT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY. YOU SAY 'SURE THEY ARE' BUT IN YOUR HEAD YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS.

I may not be an adult, but I still find it retarded that R-rated games don't exist, and that some of them are accepted as MA but diluted, so we get the crappy, non-expletive version while the rest of the world, even NZ, gets a version of the game the way it was meatn to be played.

Vailes contest thingy

Hey Vaile, these are the entries for the application icon thing so far:

_----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Vaile:

-.Joel:

--Hui:

--.RU:

O_o

Do you think we will make great pets?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Woot! emily hogg having a sleepover party next weekend....... (i wonder what she wants for her birthday)

NATIONAL FINGERBANG DAY!

NO I DONT MEAN THAT FINGERBANG! ANYWHO SPREAD THE WORD HERES THE UNOFICIAL POSTER I MADE :3

Its true...

...Im in love with you...((insert music symbol things here) (8) i think it is or sumthin....))

Kay guys

no post hear

KAY

ju57 2 p155 3114 (0) 1 R R171N9 (1) T3HWINZ0Rs 000f 1337!!!1 1nd33dz0rs, 1 4m, y4y. 3114 !UnD3R574ND 1337? WH47 T3H n00b.
1'UN0z0rs., t3h 1337 supa h4x0rs R m3, t3hn t3h un1337 unsupa h3x0rz RR UU!
Hahahaha, hate me.

Prepare to be... motivated!

Nostalgia

Omg, so im playing FFVii again, on my laptop AND IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD AND NOSTALGIC! its liek OMG! awesome!

Those Who Fight Further - Nobuo Uematsu

haven't posted for a while

hi guys! haven't posted for a while. the only thing i have to say is english portfolios are evil, i suck at visual techniques, science projects are not fun and i want this ring:



because it's quite cool. i can't work out if it's a watch or whether it just looks like a watch. given how cheap it is i suspect not but i want it anyway.

byee!

~Happy Valentines Day!!♥

Hey y'all!! remember that rose that jon gave ru? well, its DYING. i toldya, any flower/plant that goes in ma house dies instantly. its like gone black on the edges of the petals. and its in water and lots of light. Gahh what are we doin wrongly. we're hopelessss. and ru is like carrying the flower everywhere to keep it in the light.

~♥Happy Valentines Day♥~ everybody!!!. sorry to everybody who i stole hannah from for valentines day! hahahahah (joel, you werent the only one [and she asked me!♥ {im special}]). i am the master of doom!!!
┈━═☆
And Smaz, i except your challenge! scroll down and read previous postsss....
and zomg thx smaz fo the Punch 2003 album! i like listened to it and like cracked up soooo badly! just one thing, the songs dont got names so i cant label them! noes!. so yea, i needs you to give me the names of the tracks so i can create a cover design and stuffs fo the CD cover.


ohnoes! science! Gahh!!! i hate schooool... *angry eyebrows*

Xoxo Mst of Doom

Valentines day! :3

Heres a valentines day wallpaper i made :3

Okay, a tech-ish update, and an artistical challenge.

hey guys

i know some of you WHo reAd ThIS blog HAve iPod touches and iPhonEs?
well, i just did somethiNg for the blog IN this reGard.


See The jrs icOn? The Mr. saturn, sEcond row?

THat IS our blog.
I have added a cuStom icon to it: however, this is only a teMporary onE...

chAllenge for you guys:

create a 45 x 45 pixel iMage, SAve it as a .png, and post it, (Don't steal otHers' ones!) thEn, we'Ll have a vote, and hoPefully we will have a good Icon.

Yay?

anyway, don't Like curve the edges or add the shIne that the icons have, oK? that is donE on the ipod itself. for instAnce, that icon above is this iMage:



So, anyway, To get it like this, go add from the safari in the itoUch/iPhone, then go add to home screen. call It whatever you want. (D)

so! post some images and we'll have a vote, and feel free to post more than one.
that's an order.
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I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE SMAZ!

Love Joelnes <3!!!!

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hahah and i didnt put no mr saturn, pikachu or anything that someone else created in it (but smaz). MSPAINT FTW!!!!
XOXO mst of doom

OMG!

OMG RU! YOU HAVE LIKE 69! PAGE VIEWS!!!! BUT NOONE LOOK...I WILL SCREENSHOT PRESERVE IT!xD im jealous!
OMG NO NOW ITS 70~!!!!!!!!

FFVii

And heres one for Sephiroth VS Cloud(RUSH JOB!)

FFVii

And heres one for those Vincent fans!

FFVii

Hey guys i was away today so i decided to do something constructive today and make a few FFVii wallpapers here is the first.

ru birthday

noes............ birthday has come and gones. now ru is old (er) ....... oh well.... and now im old, and withery and pruny and plue like, like when you put plue in a hot tub:
this is a page from rave master. yes i agree, you should all read this!!!!! (www.onemanga.com/rave) what? how did that get there? NAKAJIMA!!!

WOW

WOW UR BOTH ON THIS NOW!>>!!!
hey ella and brigittiiii!!!!!!!! but you wont know unless you have refreshed the page.


YAY

random garden/science fact

did you know that hydrangeas will either be blue or pink depending on the soil you grow them in? acid soil will make them blue and basic soil will make them pink.

also i'm now back in mr campbells class even though i wasn't strictly moved, when i snuck into his class today he didn't kick me out so i take that to mean i can stay. you can't argue with that logic.

hey guys

do you wanna see seth rogen's new movie with me?
Yeah, I maded it :D

SPOILERISATION!!!1

he meets two girls at a club, one is a nympho freak and the other is nice

he goes out with the nice one and is perfect in every way

it really works well until he accidentally says he has had  sex with the nympho freak who is her friend

they go through troubled times in their  relationship

he starts going out with nympho freak as a fallback

the movie makes a point of hinting really blatantly that she has lots of sex but he doesnt realise it, ever

because hes really stupid

its good for a while, but then it turns into all sex and no love

for some reason, even though he's a guy, he gets sick of this

goes back to other girl (first one)

they go through a harsh time, where she hates him and he loves her

but love prevails, and then they end up together again

during the credits, a montage of the nympho freak having sex with lots of people, but movie style, so no genitals are shown

hey. dont blame me!

I didn't write it! (...oh yeah, I did.)

RO-GEN!!!!1

Marlenas party

is on today and happy birthday man

but like yeh
I got you a present
as did all else

... :)

except that I dont know when to get there and stuff, and I think its 5:00 but oh well

indeed

Woah...~!

woah like.... Ur a Criminal is teh pwnage!!!!!!!!
did you guys like look at smaz's screenshot of all the songs that they had? theres one called "hamster play" and "naterral miricals" and "the nobody" and "lost"!!! like LOL its sooo funny!!! must hear alll
in singapore, ppl pronouse pwn as pawn! and instead of saying lol, they say L-O-L like they spell it out!! thats soo weird and noob of them. and it will be "Ima gunna pawn you" and "you just got PAWNED!!!" what if everyone started saying pawn and started saying L-O-L...
woah.... that would be like crazzzeeeyyyy!!!!!


man.. this year is turning out to be soo boring and i've hardly met any of the new kids.. and i think marlena and i scared alex and oscar...... and liam and i scared r-r-riannon..rhiannon...rheanan..???1?? however you spell her name but i has only found out that alex's middle name is dorothy and rheanon does not has a middle name but her last name is heggy or something like bthat.

ahhhhhh confusion!!!!!!too many kids and i swear i havent seen some of them yet cause i havent seen many new faces.... etc.

The question is:
WOuld you rather be a blindman or a midget???


i personally would rather be a blindman so i dont have to se4e ugly things (like chu!!!!) but if your a midget, you could star in hollywood movies.

also, i've just realised that i have some english and science thing to do that ight be duess next week but i dont even know what the hell its on.

cry.


oh well i'll live.

and smaz must makes moar videos and make a whole album of them and like yea.

hey guys

First off.
Check the timestamp on that and compare:
bar
hahahahahah!
Im an idiot.

Anyway, CAPITALISM Is SOCIETIES LOBOTOM- I mean, -Y-yeah.
COM-whoah-MUNIS-pardon me-M IS GO-aaargh

I just finished
'UR A CRIMINAL'
sequel to my other box office
'NEIBOHOOD'

but its still uploading to youtube
will update with video

GUYS
I think we should all see U23D together at the IMax, it is an incredible concert movie, and would be really awesome at teh IMax

UPDATE
This isn't as good as Neibohood
but it'll do

YAY

don't know if that's a good picture it might not explain it adequately.
hold on here's another better one. and you get to see my absolute nerdiness.



i think that explains it better.dammit you can't read it and see my nerdiness. well meh. maybe you can zoom and see what folder i used.

NOOOO

MY PICTURES HAVE BEEN SLICED

FAIL

I HATE YOU BLOGGER

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

RAEG

SRS BZNZ GUISE

GUISE

THIS IS SRZ BZNS

WHO LET OUT THE INFO ABOUT OUR HIV

THAT WUS SUPPOSED TO BE SEKRIT

ALSO SHARMAINE OR WHATEVER WHO ARE YOU SRSLY

AND GUISE HAVE YOU NOTICED IM TYPING IN CAPS?

PROLLY NOT RITE?

BUT I AM!

COS CAPS=COOL

ALSO GUISE OTHER THAN XTIAN ELLA BRIGITTA SHARMAEN OR WHATEVER RU AND JOEL

OPERATION LOLFACE.

HOW DO WE GOES ABOUT THIS BETTER?

ALSO YOU GUISE WILL DISREGARD THIS IF I DONT ENTERTAIN YOU.

SO HEAR ARE SOME PICTURES.

LOL

LOL EVERYONE HATES CAD

INCLUDING ME

SORRY BUT I RLY RLY HAET CAD

LIEK RLY ALOT

LOL

THIS IS WHY 7CHAN IS SUPERIOR TO EVRY OTHER CHAN FUCKING EVER OTHER THAN 12CHAN COS PEDO=WIN

SHIGESATO ITOI

FUCK YEAH

JESUS FLYING FUCKFACE THATS A LOT

BYE GUISE AND CHERMAIN

wait a sec....

how many times a week am i supposed to contribute cos i'm just going to contribute whenever i have something to say. which is NOW. i officially have the longest nickname!!!! yay! i keep stuffing up the posting thing i think though it seems to be working.

i would like to point out how awesome docs are and how when they're new the way you creak when you walk and how insanely awesome that is.

also sam and joel partly what i like more about macs is the interface. i know you'll have reasons why the windows interface is better but still i use both regularly and i prefer macs. also i find it easier to organise my files on a mac because you can just drag files to relevant folders (i mean my computer is still super messy but that's because me as a person is/am messy) whereas on windows you have to do all the clicking. and i agree steve jobs is EVIL. god incarnate. (i don't like god. i prefer the devil, he's kinda cute).

also please explain to me why firefox is so awesome cos i don't get it.

just rant at me if you like.

Devils Panties and Geebas and Rocky Horror

Devils Panties just some of the awesomeness that is Jennie Breeden

Geebas

OMG I HAET FOTOBUCKET!

I finally got aroung to making a GIF of the laughing man symbol as seen in Ghost in the shell stand alone complex, and then photobucket converts it into a JPG so you guys cant see its awesomeness QQ!

ok nother random post

the two meanings of the word cleave mean opposite things. one means stick together and the other means split apart like with a cleaver. weird huh?

do i haev to put label-y things on all my posts cos its boring. but i will anyway, wow missed so many things in teh holidays because i didn't know of the existence of this blog wow.

Guys, look waht I maded

sorry mst of doom
no neibohood sequel yet

but

DAFT HANDS REMIX
If you haven't seen daft hands, where have you been all your life?
THE LIVE VERSION
I made this :D I must have been so bored...
in fact I was...

...

Hello!

Hello! I'm new here. obviously. since you've never seen me before on here.

it says my name doesn't it? i wonder what it is???

so. sometimes i just want to smother barack obama in kisses. he's so forward thinking and clever and so UNLIKE george bush. particularly in regards to the environment and science. as in he actually has policies on science and the environment. anyway that was random.

i actually have no idea what the hell i'm doing on here or what i'm supposed to write. but that's what i'm going to start with. smothering obama in kisses.

awww

did you know in compose mode - wait, nvm

if I say it (that if you open compose mode then press tab twice it posts an empty blog, at least on windows using chrome)

instead

have some maths!

ABCD IS A SQUARE. (sort of)

A                 B

O

C                   D

 

∆ABC≡∆ABC(SSS)

hope that helps.

k actually

DAFT PUNK IS PRETTY EPIC

JUST LISTEN TO "FACE TO FACE/SHORT CIRCUIT", live, from the album Alive 2007 (2007)

Im totally using the face to face/harder better faster stronger bit for arts fest when I can :)

Movie poster.

Hey Guise! wanna see the poster i made for my first smash hit movie?!
Here it is!

OH ALSO!!...PINCH AND A PUNCH FER THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH NO BACKS NO RETURNS!