alex - you need to watch this man

holy shit this is so good

...dude guys!!!

japan...

nutella is so cheap

i ate soo much on the plane. and the plane food was amaazzinnnggg. i love plane rides. plane rides are like the main event and then the holiday is the after party. but that makes no sense since the after party is also where its at. so i guess plane flights are like the pres and afters. i had so much fun on the plane i didnt sleep like i mean i did but for 2 hours out of the 21.5 hours i spent on planes (but i was also awake at the airport between flights)
also i saw that japanese film (the kirishima thing) which i wanted to see at the jap film fest but didnt so yay yay. evrything is pretty in paris but sew expensive lol
xo

Haha so my mad stupid post is still top of the blog (7. 7)
But i just wanted to let you guys know that i might not change host families..
Sure, this family is a drag, but i had bentover backwards just to please them up until now- and ive decided no i aint gonna change myself just for these people, they decided to take on a random foreign kid and if it was anyone but me theyd be ditched by now. So im just gonna be me, and go with the flow. (and make them want to make me change host families)

haha nahh i aint that crewl, when i say that i mean ill just hang out with friends more without stressing about what time i gotta be home so i can look like a good kid to them.
I got home the other day, and they were so mad at how i didnt eat dinner with them. They normally eat dinner at 8:30-9:30 and i got home right on 8:30, and they were like,, Noooo its a holiday day so you should have known wed all be home. 

YEAH sure i have telepathy. They were soooo mad, even after i had 'been out studying all day'

Anyway i am speaking funny because its below 10 degrees and i cant type properly.

on the way to school, there were puddles that had completely frozen into ice! Sis and cuz , stack up lots of clothing for when you go to europe! gonna be fa-reeezing

i just ate almost a whole pack of tim tams my mum sent me. Its like every day items in australia have become so rare and precious to me, ive actually over the amount of anime shit here >.> there i said it

aight i gotta study for my test this saturday. Im gonna get full marks, watch me

damn i love winter, its so cold and gives you a reason to appreciate shelter- seirously in australia i could live in a box if it had clean water and a fridge 

Sup guys

Hey its been a while  my tomodachis I got time and i might fill you guys in on life here!

Of what actually. Im at school 5-6 days a week, my host mother has been strict and wont let me out of the house more than once a weekend, and i just wanna get home like crazy and live in my subconcious state of mind making me look really weird and unnapproachable to most people.

Its funny the longer you stay in a foreign country, the more you begin to dislike it.

Everyone here is so bent on being in line with the rules and working hard, that they just watch day by day fly and drag me along with them. So yeah i said my host mother wont let me go out as much, i need your guys advice? I have a friend who said i could home stay with him but should i..? He's chinese so that'll rule out the host 'experience' but im so over this family. Im kinda just ignored, but i try my best all the time to have a happy smile and involve myself in conversation anyhow. And my host mother is an over controlling bdiwehfb who is just controlling me in place of her son that never studies and always just plays games. She said to me, 'what are you here for again? It kinda just looks like you want to play all the time from what ive seen'

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that hurts when youve studied the entire time up until now

and then i get a text from her whilst out with my friends for the first time in ages, 'oh hey haha (smiley face) sorry i said all my opinions, and didnt hear yours at all!' weiuthahgguh fucking....i swear.

Anyway, i have been completely over biased and only told you the bad things about her, but she is kinda two faced.

Just the thought of being with you guys again keeps me going. I feel like a completely useless retard over here, no job, dont listen in all the classes cause they have no relation to my japanese test (study on my own all the time), and i dont really have deep conversations with other kids as much unless they are english speaking folks. Its like, no one really talks about anything here other than games i dont play and wont have access to playing until i get back to australia, or homework im not given because im an exchange student and we are just here for fun english experience yayay no.

like fuck

when did i get this pathetic?

I wouldnt think twice about running away here but its fucking coooold.

i miss freedom.

found this on amazon. wut.

In case you cant read what's in the picture it says
"I bought 4 pairs of these stockings for my wife to wear and as it turns out she loves them,the day after she got them she wore them to work and by mid afternoon she called me and said that she had many compliments about her stockings she had on and most of them came from men, my wife enoys flirting with men and teasing them, that is why I bought them for her it did help that she wore a rather short skirt with them, I enjoy her doing that to men in public and thanks to the stockings she wore she has a date now.si I really recomend these sexy stockings"

what does it mean???

in my lecture notes for forensics i came across this slide that didnt have any explaination at all. not even on the following slides.
wut. how do these objects relate in anyway. its a kodak store thing and a toy clinic
i hatee thiiss

today i got my rsa.

which is pretty cool cause it means i can try find work in a bar or a club, doubly so when I get my rcg
and initially I was just gonna do it cause I wanted to be a glassie but now I want to do a bartender course aas well cause that looks like a fly as shit job to get, as well as a barista

wow i just said fly as shit unironically
newai

so yeah here's what i learnt today
1. don't serve alcohol to minors
2. don't serve alcohol to drunk people
[ok that's all you need for the rsa, the rest is just general knowledge]
3. uts is fucking huge
4. there are so many foreign people wanting jobs in hospitality in sydney, it's pre cool
5. apparently I look like justin timberlake
6. there are really creepy professors out there... this guy was like 60 something, tall as shit, hitting on every girl in the class but barely acknowledging the presence of the guys
7. people have the fucking awesomest and yet most intense lives, and most have really interesting ones too
8. french chicks are really hot

number 5 is my favorite of these points btw
but it's not very true
oh well

that one time it was halloween

and my roommate and i thought it would be a good idea to steal one of our floor's halloween decorations and we were hanging it up in our room but then we realised that our neighbours would notice we stole the decoration if they came over so we put it in our closet and now we literally have a skeleton in our closet.

i think they matched me and my roommate up too well

snails r scary

italians

anytiem i talk to people at uni

i think about you guys and i cry about how perfect yall are.

my sister, mang

you know how like, hospitals are depressing places

...

nrly lol the first thing she does when she wake up is email me selfies in a hospital bed

its kinda gross that shes bleeding into that tube stub thing though man i hate those things so much

You know what is terrifying. There is only a certain amount of hydrogen in the universe for stars to burn for fuel. Eventually they will all burn out and there will be no more starlight.

This quote pissed me off cause it's just wrong
a) THERE IS MORE THAN JUST HYDROGEN FUSION
b) Fission reactions exist
c) This won't happen for approximately, 10^80 years.
d) On point c) we will be dead so long before that, it's inconceivable.
e) Everything dies probably, eventually the universe will probably go that way
f) Universal heat death and the inevitable continuous expansion of the universe is far scarier, but refer to point d)


Also hogghogghogg blog has been updated

Way back Monday

this time the video features lambie, smaz and passas racin down. hav fun guys.

Maxim's dad and other stuff

Hey guys,
so just some stuff. Firstly, Maxim, your dad helped me push start my car cause it wouldn't start and I was on your street so I went to see if he could help (I hear Garyboy has 2 hours done for his license). So without your dad I would have been stranded in the dangerous streets of Annandale (and by stranded I mean would have had to walk home and by dangerous I mean safe). So say thanks to your dad from me, cause he was heaps helpfull!!!

Secondly, here's a Childish Gambino video that I told some of you about where he goes hard. It's super good. Watch it the whole way through, but the most intense bit is towards the end (if you don't know where, it's in the youtube comments). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHUGleQEAU  it's pretty good.

And can you guys update the hogg tumblr and stuff like that more often. Even if its just with random old photos of us all hanging out cause I really like that memories stuff (same with those videos like where Jon and Paddy were fighting).

pinch and a punch

holy fuck where did october go...