i like to stroke up and down to make it flow

SO crazy

And the award for worst roommate goes to...

So being me,
I stupidly left the rice cooker on the stove. it was already there. and then when i went to make pasta, I put on the wrong heat for the wrong stove so my pasta aint cooking but the rice cooker is.
I smell this really bad smell, you know the kind that smells like burning PVC? and i accidentally ruined my roommate's rice cooker.

so cute

hey guys

what do you guys think of beards?
just a quick question

Family Story

So you know my sister right, short little Sophie.
I haven't seen her for 6 months at which point she was 12 and like Megan's height.
Now, she's still 12, just, taller than mother and only 5 cms shorter than me.
Yeah that ageing.
She's fucking 12 and will probably be taller than me in like a year.

brasil's fucked

i work with a brasilian girl and she was telling me about how everything in brasil has just stopped. people are protesting cos the government chose to spend $30 billion on the next world cup.
a country with an incredible amount of poverty. spending more than the last 3 worldcup's spent combined. so now the people are super furious cos they cant understand why the money isnt going to education, medicine, real shit etc.

she showed me a bunch of insane videos on her phone and her whole facebook feed was in portugese and all about overthrowing the government

the worlds so crazyy

That one time people to my house and we blazed up but I couldn't convince them that my vitamins were only children's vitamins so everyone ate one and nothing happened

italians omg

this is a thing I saw on facebook today
and idk if I ever talked about italian racism (probably) but

"It's not Africa here! Murder the pedophile!"

wait what
there's no news story about a black pedophile in italy at the moment either?? I tried every search I could think of but nothing. the only close one was a story about how the pope said institutionalised catholic pedophilia rates aren't anywhere near as high in africa and asia as they are in italy, usa etc. that was 2 weeks ago


then some of the facebook comments are like

 

'All pedophiles should be killed, black and white.............. a pedophile isn't a human!! Anyway there'll always be the fact that ITALY ISN'T Africaaaaaaaaaa GET ITTTTTTTTTTT???


YEAH of course pedophiles are fucking disgusting people! I'm not saying thats anything less than true, I am in no way defending them here
i'm just saying that if the italian image of africa is that it's full of pedophiles everywhere, and that the implication is that allowing black people into italian society would sanction pedophilia and child murder, then italy is mad fucked up and really needs to get with the times

having been in italy quite a while I know, in general, they really aren't a tolerant people, they even hate people from the next town over sometimes let alone foreigners...

(butt I'm not saying all italians are like this! there are just a lot that are and that's really bad.)

Single cell organism

Look at this goddam thing. It's like 2 inches and it's just a single cell organism. that thing, is one, freakin cell.

Scolex of Taenia solium

type of tape worm.
has a beak with hooks and 4 suckers on its face.
so gross

procrastination

I found this neat flash comic thing on deviantart:

Knite: Chapter 1 by `yuumei

I've only read the first chapter though. I think it's worth a look. it's asian influenced. 

last night

(edited) haha fuck everything dw about this post

oh god nevermind

Uhu

fuking people man.
they dont even like frank ocean.
like momoe tried to get us tickets but they sold out in like 15 minutes, site was lagging and shit and when i looked online, tons of people were saying that noone got it and then 400$ tickets were getting sold off ebay and shit cos fucktards decided to buy all the tickets to profit off them cos of demand and such
fucking ahhhh why i hate people i just wanna see frank ocean goddamnit

#firstworldproblems

in other news
earl sweatshirt and tyler the creator were fuking incredible. probs one of the best i'd seen. and so many short chicks with the same beanie i had. we are all brothers. also no dudes were wearing that beanie. but still. so many beanies and fitted caps. everyone was dressed the same, it was awesome. got so close to the front and felt like id been bashed by the end but it was insane

So like randomly I met tons of people named Anastasia and by tons I mean like 3. I met one in my philosophy class, one in my political science class and one at my work place. and those are basically all the places where i'll ever meet non asian people.


cool story ru