why is corporate stuff so stressful

why is it always like.
"wow fantastic! would you like to come in for a catch up?"
like
why can't you just say "let's have an interview" why is corporate culture so veiled by this weird mask of familiarity. it unnerves me a bit (but i guess i'm just not used to it yet uhh). je ne comprends pas porquoi
anyway uhh
finding a job in the real world sucks publish post


edit: wow ok old people are really bad at being formal in their emails huh