You know what the problem with cereal is these days? They try too hard to appeal to the parents by making them seem "healthy." I mean, Coco Pops has FIVE PERCENT of a child's daily Calcium Needs! Wow! Who gives a shit! If you buy Coco Pops or Fruit Loops for your kid, you're buying it coz it TASTES NICE, not because it has "essential Vitamin G" or some shit. And what happened to those cool little toys you used to get? Like I remember once I got this awesome glow-in-the-dark police badge in like Rice Bubbles or something. Now what do kids get? Like a piece of plastic with a picture of some Football player on it. WOw, What message is this sending to kids? It used to be "You're going to grow up to be a Police Man who works in the DARK!" to "Well, I might not have your tax reports, but here's a piece of plastic with a PHOTO of your tax returns." And for what? Coz some kid was too stupid to choke on a toy dinosaur? Or the toys are giving them false hopes? Sheesh, people! <_< Dammnit Now I want some cereal.
(How wast that? Lol I felt this rand thread was lacking a certain something so I did my part to pitch in for the Great Randomist Cause! Now I have to go to Kung Fu Kthxbai.)
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will the rantrater still rate this rant?
ReplyDelete...no. grr.
ReplyDeleteme acting as rant rater:
ReplyDeleteIts ok but it lack the rant. 2/10.
i'm pretty harsh.
*rantrater* omg that guy is eating cereal
ReplyDelete10/10
just saying
Milo cereal mind you ;D
ReplyDeleteYou know what the problem with cereal is these days? They try too hard to appeal to the parents by making them seem "healthy." I mean, Coco Pops has FIVE PERCENT of a child's daily Calcium Needs! Wow! Who gives a shit! If you buy Coco Pops or Fruit Loops for your kid, you're buying it coz it TASTES NICE, not because it has "essential Vitamin G" or some shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd what happened to those cool little toys you used to get? Like I remember once I got this awesome glow-in-the-dark police badge in like Rice Bubbles or something. Now what do kids get? Like a piece of plastic with a picture of some Football player on it. WOw, What message is this sending to kids? It used to be "You're going to grow up to be a Police Man who works in the DARK!" to "Well, I might not have your tax reports, but here's a piece of plastic with a PHOTO of your tax returns." And for what? Coz some kid was too stupid to choke on a toy dinosaur? Or the toys are giving them false hopes? Sheesh, people! <_<
Dammnit Now I want some cereal.
(How wast that? Lol I felt this rand thread was lacking a certain something so I did my part to pitch in for the Great Randomist Cause! Now I have to go to Kung Fu Kthxbai.)
lol, not dumb enough to choke on a toy. what is he, someone with common sense or something?
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