Wow... I guess this is the kind of retarded fish monster baby of a game you'd get if you bred the more retarded features of Dwarf Fortress and Eve-Online together in a massive clusterfuck of douche-baggery... Also pirranha scouts :D :D :D
*Is president of the world* *Cape flatters in the wind* *Keiran opens floodgate* *Game saves halfway through colony being flooded* *Sits throught the pain of watching all of his dwarves drown horibly or get eaten visciously by fish over and over again, load game after load game* *Not president of world anymore* *Gives up on dwarf fortress*
OMFG THAT IS SO WIN
ReplyDeleteMAN I WANNA PLAY THAT GAME
http://www.cracked.com/video_17823_helpful-tutorial-game-that-would-confuse-einstein.html
ReplyDelete:D
lol whats wrong with opening up space tutorial?
ReplyDeletespace inventory... never open the space inventory...
ReplyDeleteWow... I guess this is the kind of retarded fish monster baby of a game you'd get if you bred the more retarded features of Dwarf Fortress and Eve-Online together in a massive clusterfuck of douche-baggery...
ReplyDeleteAlso pirranha scouts :D :D :D
Whoever can create a successful colony in Dwarf Fortress deserves to be president of the world!
ReplyDelete*Is president of the world*
ReplyDelete*Cape flatters in the wind*
*Keiran opens floodgate*
*Game saves halfway through colony being flooded*
*Sits throught the pain of watching all of his dwarves drown horibly or get eaten visciously by fish over and over again, load game after load game*
*Not president of world anymore*
*Gives up on dwarf fortress*
Story of my life.
ReplyDeletetrue story
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