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fucking amazing couple of days man

can I just say
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you are all the fucking best people

I've had the best few days man, for real! I completely cleaned my house yesterday, then the party last night was pretty great, then today getting brunch with everyone (fuck yeah balmain hipsta) then chillin with hui and jon and lambert watching like 6 hours of icarly.... shit was good man

anyway yeah thought id just tell you guys cause you rock
ok smaz out

me and jemma got (matching-ish) tattoos together this morning

Hers is a heart and mine is spades

the original images come from this set designed by some chick called emily arkin

it was sort of like a birthday present for her and I saved my first paycheck for it from when I had that trial as a kitchen hand (I was paid $110, it cost $120)

but fuck yeah, I got a tattoo!

dicks and clits

mainly focused on the top 2 pictures. how dicks and clits look so damn similiar and liek weird walking things. so weird. almost dinosaur like in a weird way

spinosaurus

this is some idea of how insanely huge this being was. scientist suspect it was probably the largest carnivore to ever walk the earth. was coincidentially on this page night before trivia

fuck irony

there is something seriously wrong with me

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ok so you know how I have that usb that I carry around with me
well I keep a portable version of firefox on it and set it up to not keep cookies, block ads etc etc you know, basic privacy stuff cause you dont wanna be on someone elses computer doing your own thing then suddenly they have a bunch of trackers and shit

but what the hell

I customized it so it looks like this:



(I think clicking makes it bigger)

why did I do that?? like was that supposed to be funny or anything
like
'oh look, it's firefox that looks like chrome how ironic'
'oh its hipster triangles in space, how ironic because im not actually a hipster' (lol the theme is literally called hipster triangles in space)

some part of me knew that it was all bullshit but i still did it
irony is fucking bullshit
its like a refined version for older people of the retarded shit idiot kids (like me when I was younger) thought was funny on the internet

thing is, anyone else who uses it (unlikely) will only think 'man that's fucking retarded, he did that on purpose??'

yeah that's my post

edit: lol cool i have a working copy of age of empires 2 (+ the conquerors duh) on there now, that's pretty chill
so i can just take it to other people's houses and play my save game if there's absolutely nothing else to do

New Music

Ima level with you guys, I only listened to the first song cause it's pretty late right now, but ima listen to it all later! I have high hopes for the rest of the video and the first song was really cool!

it's only a few days old and has Earl Sweatshirt and Mac Miller so take a listen

work

holy fuck 8 hours standing up isn't fun

I mean hey I got $110 out of it but still
fuck

8 hours standing up way isn't fun
tbh I kinda hope they don't call me back, I hope the other person they trial gets it (although I think I did really really well so chances are they'll call me instead)
because I know a job is a job and I need one
but still

fucking

8 hours
standing up

fuck

You know what my friend did?

He decided to massively find and stalk my blogs and stuff and he google searched all or your names from facebook and through Lassy's name he found this blog and read the posts..

like

the fuck????

tomorrow

guys i (maybe) have a small job starting tomorrow

i handed out a bunch of resumes like a month ago and it was a really stressful thing for some reason
so because it was stressful i never did it again
but then randomly yesterday morning someone called me about if i wanted a job still, and i was all 'hell yeah, hell yeah hell yeah, hell ya fuckin right, fuckin right hell yeah' etc
so basically tomorrow and sunday im gonna be doing kitchenhand/dishwashing stuff at a caffe in balmain (actually on darling st! fuck yeah) but the downside is that if i do get the job, ill basically never be able to do things on the weekend because its all day sat and sun (and potentially even friday given i have that off of uni)

but but but but but
I'm like, idk
mad stressing out about it now
thing is i don't even know why im stressing about it i just am

like its making me mad anxious and shit i dont even know why?? like im so nervous im tylping this so fast i dont even understand what there is to be nervous about cause i need a job and its just a small caffe and aarghhhh what
so yeah any advice on how to chillax the fuck out or anything like, you guys' experiences with first jobs or something would be really good right now
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ALSO i think i thought of the best study plan what do you guys think (for people who dont take laptops in)

so what you do is you buy a ringbinder folder for each subject plus an excercise book and then you get a lecture pad (i think thats what they are called, you know the ones with removable paper with holes in it) and thats the only thing you take in unless you intend to study that subject, you make sure you date every page, then write in the notepad.
then when you get home you take the pages out and put them in the ring binder and then copy out / summarize whatever you did into the excercise book so you go over the material straight away ((only for language subjects you get another excercise book just for pure vocabulary))

this way would have the benefits that
a. you don't have to take in heaps of things every day, just the lecture pad + pens
b. it ends up organised no matter what
c. you revise it straight away

but yeah the first thing i said
im mad nervous what the hellll halp

Birthday Money

So for my birthday, bought myself a new laptop.

It's an ultrabook, so it's really compact and it was 15% off, so it cost me $680 down from $800.

Yeah pretty much just needed a computer to take places rather than just leave on my desk at home.

I'm incredibly surprised how much computers have improved in like a year.

Also, last point. Fucking Windows 8 is an asshole. They got ride of solitaire and minesweeper. You can still view the desktop so that's all ok, and the tablet thing isn't so irritating, you just stay on the desktop screen but fucking Solitaire. My internet is running slow right now and that was like the best thing.
They've put in some xbox app game thing, and it's cool but fucking solitaire.

guys

I've been away or offline for 3 months. 

And away from the blog that i love so much even longer

But I'm coming back. Now. I promise. 

I'm Back Bitchs

narwhals are freakin tiny compared to blue whales is it even legal for something to be that big

why is it mirrored

 

I cannot even express how much i love these

today me and my sister got interviewed about tomb raider for abc radio

yeah it was pretty cool

i made some stuff up though, like my name

for the purposes of the interview it was Tony
yeah even though I just bullshitted everything, he said it was the best interview people had given him

man it must be hard to be a legit journalist when making shit up is so easy.....

this is terrifying