Friday, September 4, 2009
Story 2: Electric Boogaloo
Once there was an ice cream and a Paul's warehouse brochure. The brochure entered them both in a Magic: The Gathering tournament and the ice cream kept bringing it up and saying how bad it was. But it wasn't really that bad.
The End.
Okay, here's another one:
One time the brochure and the ice cream were hanging out with their friends, a goat and a protractor. They all went on a trampoline bungee and it was awesome.
And here's another one again:
Once there was this furry who kept trolling this blog that the brochure, the ice cream, the goat and the protractor were all part of, as revenge for something that happened mainly with another member of the blog, a stick of roll-on sunscreen, a few months ago. This furry kept massively hating on the Paul's Warehouse brochure, though, possibly because the brochure had been on the sunscreen's side before, but a lot of other objects had too, so whatever. Anyway, so this event had been building up for ages, especially at a series of parties held by a pig, a macintosh computer and a tap. But others, too. At the mac's party, the furry and a DVD were felt up willingly by an orange, and it was gross. A whole bunch of these friends travelled together by boat to reach the party of the tap, where the brochure was told by something else that the furry was hating on the brochure a lot, and when the brochure confronted the furry, it denied. However, it was quite obvious.
The brochure has to go to orchestra rehearsal now, so story time is over.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
i hate netscape
(and life) what, who said that?
this is my internet and i hate it.... too dam old school cant open up the comments and screws up the layout.
Also, we must go to addison rd markets (near marrickville XP) and watch Dominique Fubelli perform his russian music. So come to addison rd markets on the next sunday after to-to-tomorrow.
and then you people will be like, but marrickville is sooo far away and no one will go....
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EDIT; also, i hate my new science teacher. such a douche. his sooo fat and annoying.
Mr corkins: Now, i know your not used to my way of teaching but once we get more comfortable and loosen up, im sure ill let you be a bit more free. Ill do things my way. Is that fair enough? Everyone: nooooooo krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
this is my internet and i hate it.... too dam old school cant open up the comments and screws up the layout.
Also, we must go to addison rd markets (near marrickville XP) and watch Dominique Fubelli perform his russian music. So come to addison rd markets on the next sunday after to-to-tomorrow.
and then you people will be like, but marrickville is sooo far away and no one will go....
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EDIT; also, i hate my new science teacher. such a douche. his sooo fat and annoying.
Mr corkins: Now, i know your not used to my way of teaching but once we get more comfortable and loosen up, im sure ill let you be a bit more free. Ill do things my way. Is that fair enough? Everyone: nooooooo krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
blaise's party
friday night, birchgrove oval, 8pm.
probs go to city afterwards and chillax for the night or wutevs
bring drugs and friends. preferably one that eats scorpians
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EDIT: I moved it to the top cause i was too lazy to keep scrolling down. gosh, im lazy. Shuddup you....
probs go to city afterwards and chillax for the night or wutevs
bring drugs and friends. preferably one that eats scorpians
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EDIT: I moved it to the top cause i was too lazy to keep scrolling down. gosh, im lazy. Shuddup you....
i also also have a story
once upon a time there was a cow.
this cow had a name, that was daisy.
this cow, daisy, wore a straw hat.
the other cows were jealous of daisy's straw hat.
but daisy still had the hat.
so the other cows made their own hats out of grass.
but nobody wanted a grass hat. everybody wanted a straw hat.
then daisy pointed out that straw is a type of grass, and that everyone should be unique.
she then proceeded to hate the establishment, grew a mohawk, and picked up a guitar without any knowledge of how to play it.
thus, punk was born, and there has never been a better day for music.
except that there has, and that was the day that a certain chester bennington joined a band known as xero, bringing with it the change in name to hybrid theory, and then getting an old-school major record deal with warner brothers records.
and then, all of a sudden, it was a totally different story.
one day, there was a farm full of vegetables.
the main vegetables were the orange, the potato, the giraffe, and the carrot (ROOT).
so the vegetables were having a party in a park, and afterwards, the orange said to the giraffe something very secretive about the giraffe that the orange had deduced.
and teh giraffe, although embarrased, was forced to admit it, and pleaded to the orange never to tell anyone.
but the orange thought otherwise, and whilst the giraffe was sick, made a very big deal out of the secret.
the potato was told of this, however no-one else knew anything, much to the giraffe's relief.
when the giraffe returned, he was very angry to learn this. however, the potato was honest and didn't make a big deal out of it.
then it was the potatos turn. the orange whispered something to the potato, and the potato ashamedly agreed.
then the orange used his magic powers to help out the potato. but then proceeded to make a very big deal out of this second secret.
however, this time, he actually told many people.
and the many people were confused.
the giraffe and the potato decided to get back at the orange, but the orange was dating the supercomputer, so there was nothing they could do.
then the carrot thought it would be a good idea to enter heritself and the giraffe into a magic the gathering tournament. BUT IT WASNT.
twice as long and oddly specific, but totally bullshit. interpret any way you want.
i also has a story
Once there was a tiger. It had a friend who was a llama. The Llama and the tiger were tight and they hung out alot. So everything was awesome, except that the other llamas and tigers were like, we're boring and we hate doing stuff and trying new things.
So the llama and the tiger met the peacock and asked her for a feather. They bought the feather for a ridiculous amount, but it was alright cos they were desperate for it, for they wanted to fly, fly high into the sky, really really high, that they would forget everything.
So they flew, and they flew to the roof of the town center. There they met a badger, a fox and a wolf. They were also flying with peacock feathers.
They hung out and flew together. And had strawberry cheesecake. But the llama prefered blueberry. So they got the peacock feather, dipped it in strawberry cheesecake blueberry and became flew higher than ever.
But one time, the llama and tiger went to the hill looking for the badger, fox and wolf, instead they found the orange python and panda studying sex education. So they loled and fled
then another day, the python and tiger were on the hill. This time, the badger, fox and wolf appeared and they had some feathers which they gave the tiger a feather so that it could fly. But the python, being one of their boring animal friends, walked around in circles not wanting to fly.
In the end, the llama and tiger had strawberry, blueberry, cheesecake tiramisu with flour and lived happily every after.
So the llama and the tiger met the peacock and asked her for a feather. They bought the feather for a ridiculous amount, but it was alright cos they were desperate for it, for they wanted to fly, fly high into the sky, really really high, that they would forget everything.
So they flew, and they flew to the roof of the town center. There they met a badger, a fox and a wolf. They were also flying with peacock feathers.
They hung out and flew together. And had strawberry cheesecake. But the llama prefered blueberry. So they got the peacock feather, dipped it in strawberry cheesecake blueberry and became flew higher than ever.
But one time, the llama and tiger went to the hill looking for the badger, fox and wolf, instead they found the orange python and panda studying sex education. So they loled and fled
then another day, the python and tiger were on the hill. This time, the badger, fox and wolf appeared and they had some feathers which they gave the tiger a feather so that it could fly. But the python, being one of their boring animal friends, walked around in circles not wanting to fly.
In the end, the llama and tiger had strawberry, blueberry, cheesecake tiramisu with flour and lived happily every after.
Story
I have a story.
One upon a time there was a slug and snail and a beetle and they were friends. They lived next door to each other and they went to work togwether and they talked to each other.
They always sat on the same leaf and ate together until one day slug and snail had an argument. Beetle was not happy, they yelled around him all the time and he became sad and depressed when he was around them. So one day he didnt come to work, he didnt come to sit at leaf, he didnt leave his house. Snail and slug were too busy arguing to realise until a friendly moth passed by and saw them and asked, "so where is your other friend?" and they stopped and he wasn't there.
They were confused and looked around. He wasnt at work, he wasnt on the leaf, he wasnt in the garden. They went to his door and knocked. He opened it and saw them, they werent yelling or arguing and he felt happy. He asked why they had been arguing and snail said "I have a shell and slug doesn't". Beetle was surprised. He didnt know what to stay about the stupidity so he wrote a story. And that is the one you have just read.
Interpret it anyway u want
One upon a time there was a slug and snail and a beetle and they were friends. They lived next door to each other and they went to work togwether and they talked to each other.
They always sat on the same leaf and ate together until one day slug and snail had an argument. Beetle was not happy, they yelled around him all the time and he became sad and depressed when he was around them. So one day he didnt come to work, he didnt come to sit at leaf, he didnt leave his house. Snail and slug were too busy arguing to realise until a friendly moth passed by and saw them and asked, "so where is your other friend?" and they stopped and he wasn't there.
They were confused and looked around. He wasnt at work, he wasnt on the leaf, he wasnt in the garden. They went to his door and knocked. He opened it and saw them, they werent yelling or arguing and he felt happy. He asked why they had been arguing and snail said "I have a shell and slug doesn't". Beetle was surprised. He didnt know what to stay about the stupidity so he wrote a story. And that is the one you have just read.
Interpret it anyway u want
Facepalm at Lamboi
Today we were on the bus together, and like it was all ackward 'cause like people who crawling over each other and it was packed and people were telling kids to get up and all that stuff, and there was a few lads.
Anyway, so like, i was trying to just keep it cool and talk quitely with lamboi, as to not embaress myself or anger someone. But then like this stupid druggie woman gets on the bus and tells all the school kids to "have some respect and let adults sit down," even though she gets a seat straight away and all of the adults refuse to go up the back. But Lamboi then decides to get up, and tells me to get up, even though theres noone there, so i have to stand up all squashed up (and now i look like lambois bitch :( ), but eventually i sat down again.
SO now we were closer to teh ladz, and i tried just to speak quietly so that the lads wouldnt do anything. He then asks me if im going to blaises, and then im like "yeah... probably, you?" and then he says like "no, i cant, I have like SCOUTS and stuff" and im like... *Facepalm*
and then, the lads get off the bus, after talking like OBVIOUS lads and being OBVIOUS lads, and then he's like.. "they were a bit laddish, don't you think?"
and im like..
*facepalm*
well thats my little rant, lamboi if ur reading this no offence, ur still cool! just come on man, there's a time and place for things!
Anyway, so like, i was trying to just keep it cool and talk quitely with lamboi, as to not embaress myself or anger someone. But then like this stupid druggie woman gets on the bus and tells all the school kids to "have some respect and let adults sit down," even though she gets a seat straight away and all of the adults refuse to go up the back. But Lamboi then decides to get up, and tells me to get up, even though theres noone there, so i have to stand up all squashed up (and now i look like lambois bitch :( ), but eventually i sat down again.
SO now we were closer to teh ladz, and i tried just to speak quietly so that the lads wouldnt do anything. He then asks me if im going to blaises, and then im like "yeah... probably, you?" and then he says like "no, i cant, I have like SCOUTS and stuff" and im like... *Facepalm*
and then, the lads get off the bus, after talking like OBVIOUS lads and being OBVIOUS lads, and then he's like.. "they were a bit laddish, don't you think?"
and im like..
*facepalm*
well thats my little rant, lamboi if ur reading this no offence, ur still cool! just come on man, there's a time and place for things!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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