sox errywear

look at all the socks in my hau5 dat noone wants to claim. how come so many of them dont freakin have pairs

(rolled up ones are in pairs and single ones are loners)

my lyf is so interestin. sox

"get the body of your dreams"

picture from an ad
what da fuck

Look at this crab

Why
is
it
so
big

I'm going back to 505, if its a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive ( a long ass post )

Hey guys. So I've been really busy. I'll tell you a story. I didn't use people's real names so it might be confusing...

 I went to Toronto and met this guy called Wisconsin on the last night of freshmen week and on the major club night. We went to the club together with a few others I had just met that night. On that same night, Minnesota was also at the club night. He had just come out of high school hating his experience and was looking for a new start in uni. In the spur of an out of character moment, he saw Wyoming and decided to grind up on her. Wyoming had been pretty drunk that night and at that time Minnesota didn't know that Wyoming had a boyfriend. Minnesota gave Wyoming his phone number... They were not in contact for more then a month....

In the next week me and Wisconsin hung out as friends do and he told me to come to the Martial Arts club with him and so I went. At Martial Arts I met his bestfriend from highschool, Missouri. Missouri happened to be in the same course of Minnesota who also attended the Martial Arts Club. I soon found out that Minnesota lived in the same residence building as I did so i ended up walking home with him and we bonded like that.

So happens that I have quite a few christian friends who all go to this christian fellowship thing. One day they invited me to their general meeting. During the general meeting, I ended up meeting Ohio who found me quite interesting. We hung out and text a bit. One day he invites me to go study with him and I end up in the New College building with his friends.

 At New college, I met Arkansas and we some how got along. Me and Arkansas go out for lunch sometimes and turns out Arkansas had a connection with one of my good friends from my Architecture program, South Carolina. I met South Carolina a month back through Wisconsin and I had found her company to be sweet and pleasant. She happened to be Arkansas's friend's cousin.

Then, one day, I met Arizona. On that day I went to my martial arts club with the knowledge that me and my friends from my residence were going to go clubbing. Turns out Minnesota was going to go to the club event as well so we agreed to see each other that night. At the club I met up with Minnesota and he was with his friends. Minnesota had this friend called Arizona. I ended up getting separated from my friends and was dancing with Minnesota and Arizona. Then I started dancing with Arizona and Minnesota disappeared. Me and Arizona exchanged phone numbers and met up a few times after that night.
Somehow me and Arizona got really close and we started studying together. He would come to my residence and we would study. He begin meeting my friends one by one and soon he became close with my entire group. Everything was the same for a while.

Soon enough, Arizona met Arkansas. When Arkansas saw Arizona he realized that Arizona looked familiar. And the reason was as it turns out, Arkansas' childhood best friend was the guy that Arizona's ex girlfriend cheated on him with. At that point in time Arizona didn't know Arkansas but Arkansas knew Arizona. We kept it a secret from Arizona but inevitably the truth came out. But that's that.
 Me and Arizona had our own separate lives in a way. In a way that we had our separate friends and things we would do that our friend circle didn't know or do. For one we would go clubbing. This time we decided to invite our other friend who was part of our friend circle Virginia. It has been quite well known that Delaware had a crush on Virginia. Arizona and I invited Virginia to go clubbing with us last friday night and she was quite apprehensive about it. We told her to invite Delaware and so she did. Turns out she had a thing for Delaware too. But in our opinion it was just rebound because she had recently broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years. That night they both got drunk and comfortable and by the morning time they were official.
 On a seperate side of things, Arizona ended up falling inlove my my friend South Carolina and just last night after a month of going back and forth with his feelings, he finally confessed to her. Tonight is the night she will give Arizona her answer and I'm pretty sure that she will say yes.

 Ok, so say you have this friend, and you and that friend becomes really close and then you introduce that friend to all your other friends and they all get along. Is it normal to feel annoyed at the fact that that friend might be closer to your friends rather then being close to you?? Because that's how i'm feeling now =_=

I don't even know if you could be bothered to read through the entire thing...

found this on some page about culturally inappropriate costumes and racism

i actually find this hilarious. also had a lot of 'slutty' geisha, kimono, china doll type things. dont really see how thats offensive cos in my view its like a fusion of tradition and modern purpose, clothes are for everyone so i dont know why some people are like "omg so insensitive for white person to wear other traditional culture's clothes blah blah" and slutty "western" clothes exist? so why cant trashy takes on other cultural dresses exist? its just somethin that looks nice but skanked up.
anyway, dont even really know what im sayin but still think this is hilarious

interlingua

guys I'm sure you've heard of this language interlingua but can I just take a moment of your time to make you appreciate how good it really is

so it was a constructed language based mostly off of a very simplified romance language grammar, where all the words are made to be similiar-ish.

point is it's made really well and so anyone who speaks either spanish, french, portugese or italian can understand it completely, without even having to try. in addition to this it is very easy to learn because of how simple the grammar is. you know how in other languages, every person has it's own form? (ie spanish ir: yo voy, tu vas, ello va etc.) well in interlingua every single form is the same, so you only change it if you're talking in the past, future etc.
and with nouns, the article is always 'le' so none of this el, la, los, las bullshit. its always le. so in spanish, 'la cosa' (the thing) changes to 'las cosas' (the things) but in interlingua its le cosa, le cosas.

anyway i know at least one other person here speaks a romance language (french counts) so like read this shit and realise how easy it is to read:

Post le Guerra Mundial I il habeva un crescite interesse in le idea de un lingua auxiliar international. Multe linguistas, interprenditores, e scientistas se interessava in disveloppar un optime lingua auxiliar. Con lor appoio le International Auxiliary Language Association (IALA) esseva formate in 1924 con le financiamento de Alice Vanderbilt Morris pro studiar iste question. Finalmente, post le fallimento de attinger compromissos inter le linguas auxiliar international existente, IALA ha decidite a producer su proprie lingua auxiliar usante principios scientific. Le idea non esseva a inventar le lingua auxiliar, mais a extraher su vocabulario del parolas international commun inter le major linguas de Europa e a standardizar lo. Como on diceva, "Il non es necesse de inventar un lingua auxiliar. Lo que es necesse es solmente que on extrahe lo."'

yeah cool. anyway I love linguistics for some retarded reason what the hell like who even cares about this shit ok bye

Ma life

Hey guys, so here's just some stuff that I've enjoyed, thought were stupid or is just generally great news.

So first, I dunno if Jon, Smaz or Maxim (or anyone else here) has heard about this site called 'reddit' but it has this subreddit called r/nosleep that I've gotten pretty into. Especially this: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4968140/bloodworth.html What that is is all of the stories in this 'series' by this guy called Bloodworth. They're all pretty good, kinda interconnected (so I would highly recommend reading them in order) and for the legit series (the second set of stories), he even gives you background music to make it more eerie. Pretty much it's dope! I'd recommend just checking out the subreddit because there are a fair few really well written, enthralling short stories on there.

Secondly, I've gotten quite into Bloc Party recently (cause their music is just really good and chill and it's nice to have a change of pace sometimes from Childish Gambino and Kendrick Lamar and stuff). So anyway, I'm just listening to their stuff on youtube and I see comment say:
"I hate it how people automatically think that the guy might like men because theres a mention of several pairs of trousers and a tie.

I have a firm belief that this song is directed at anyone who's ever longed for someone, felt love or simply didnt kiss the person and their chance is gone.

Its an extraordinary piece of music.

End of story."

And "even if he did write it about two guys doesn't mean he's gay or was or bi or what ever,. You can write a song about what ever you want."

And yeah, I get that it doesn't mean that the song can't be for anyone and stuff but he wrote it about a dude cause he's gay (he came out to "Butt's Magazine" in March 2010) so it seems stupid that they're getting annoyed at people for assuming he's gay, when he is. It's like they're trying to be politically correct when there isn't anything to really correct. I mean, maybe I've misread/misunderstood what they were trying to say, but that how I see it and I think it's silly that they're getting annoyed over it, which in turn is making me confused/ annoyed and so the vicious cycle continues.

And for the last bit of news, it is now less than a week until my birthday (which is pretty cool), yet I don't really know what I'm going to do. So if anyone has any ideas, for either chilling out on my actual Birthday or for my party then let me know!                 

Laters.

So my roommate texted me

And said that our toilet wasn't flushing properly. So i came back from the 24 hour restaurant after having eaten my 3 am meal and went to the front desk and now there is some guy plumbing my toilet.

anyway, here is some art i appreciate:

I forgot about this

Hahaha i made myself laugh
http://www.starnow.com.au/alexpassas

xx niggas i think tickets still on sale

http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=THEXX13#.UPol-ic3sb0


for 6th april. $89.50. hordern pavillion
7th april sold out
im now going apparently

Guys, I found this today. It's pretty good actually.

hey guys we suck

Gambino is playin at The Standard (on bourke st in surry hills) on wednesday, apparently tickets were on sale since november 22 for 65 bucks. obviously its sold out

Q.Q my dreams broken again

THIS IS AMAZING

http://en.akinator.com/

You think of a character, fictional, from movie, tv shows, video games and then answer questions and it guesses the character.
I've tried to think of the most obscure characters and it still gets them.
It's pretty cool.

Today when I spat out phlegm, it came out all bloody so I was like whats wrong?? and then more blood came out.

and turns out it was the blood from my nose bleed

and then like, i realised my nose was getting the bleeds

i swear I haven't been reading any ecchi stuff.

please believe me
 

oh honey if i had me a time machine

i would just go back to 1997 and grab me a box of these

omg these existed  freakin dino shaped cereal
and thiss???  catering to the latin community???
 << and also currently on the market: fruity pebbles xtreme " Push your family's breakfast to the max" "favourite fruity cereal to the next level" "Xtreme colors and amped up fruity flavor"

ok i'll stop postin about cereal  now.
funfact all of the fruity pebbles contain 0 amount of fibre
also the last episode of the flintstones aired in 1966 but the flintstones are actively kept alive by this cereal which has been around for over 40 years