((I found a LEGIT shiny pigeon))

It's blue... Like wtf its blue

This is a blue pigeon
It is a pigeon that is blue

It's fucking blue
(it lives in venice btw)
(sorry 3rd venice post in a row I'll stop)

Oh yeah hui

You been to Venice brah?

Words cannot describe how awesomely Venice is

Seriously

sew cute i cry

Off to Italy
Yess

guyss

my roommate's coming tomorrow....

my room is a mess (again)

I need to clean it.

I need to disguise the fact that im not cool.. but howw??????

dial 'h' for help

thing i need

Sup

Im moving to my next host family tomorrow. A kid at school offered to be my host brother, but i have no clue who he is haha oh well. SO yeah, mail and stuff i will give you my new address rater.



Enjoy some pictures that come by me often in everyday life

Here is Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend in Madarin

HEY HEY YOU YOU
wA Hu xhi wan niiniupengyo
NO WAY NO WAY
nI Xchiw yao yi ge sching de
HEY HEY YOU YOU
Wa-hurrhirr-HwEi-xHi nii-de-niu-pengyo

Hey HEY YOU YOU
Wa chirr dao ni xhi hwan war
NO WAY NO WAY
Bu-Xhe yi ge mii-nii
HEY HEY YOU YOU
Wa-YaO dung nii-de nIUpEnGyo

im crying her accent and pronunciation is just... SO GOOD

Cazz, xke ci sono venuto??

Ok guys I'm having a pretty rough time here right now, I'm trying my hardest and I really fucking thought I was ok, like that I had changed, I was talking as much as I could, never refusing any offer, doing as much shit as I could here but it's not enough and my family here thinks I'm not doing anything and that I'm wasting my time here!

¿Me ayudad? Gracias chicos...

Italians and memes: this one is actually pretty good

The pun works heaps better in Italian but

If I drink alcohol,
I'm an alcoholic
If I drink fanta
I'm fantastic!

[cause the word for alcoholic is 'alcolista', which would literally be 'alcoholist', ie someone who uses alcohol... 'fantastic' is 'fantastico' obviously enough... alcolista, fantastico, get it] {cause it sounds the same}

Italians and memes: rage comic edition

Is there something I'm missing here

1: dad, can you give me the keys to the car? I'm going ot with a girl tonight
2: ok, but it's out of fuel
3: no, but I don't need it for transport
4:

Guyss

Neil Armstrong died.
He was 82.
You know it occurs to me, in like 30 years, all the people that have ever walked on the moon will be dead.

We are all wearing these

Yiew