It's literally been a month

So I actually confronted the guy.

I explained to him that I was not asking him to do me a favor.

That I did not request for him to produce to me what was taken and consumed (the lunch)

But just the vessel that contained it

The vessel that is rightfully my own property

I get it

It's just a lunch box

but it's mine and my choice that I have it

I did not consent to him eating my food

and if it was an accident, which I do believe it was truly not,

who cares

any decent human being would return a stolen item that they have admitted to possessing

I literally yelled and swore at him

He promised me money in the event that he had forgotten again

and yet I have not seen him

I swear he is now hiding

I said, 'Dude just bring it for me tomorrow. last day'

and he said 'I might forget again'

This motherfucker has like a doctorate in Medicine or something

He's a fucking lab demonstrator

surely he is not stupid nor forgetful

and he was like 

"im sorry I've been busy"

Yeah wtf motherfucker we all have been

And the whole level knows of him and what he's done. everyone is referring to him as the lunch thief.

He said monday

He fucking said monday

Literally I have other supervisors suggesting that they report him and threaten him with unemployment because his present actions have demonstrated to be a form of misconduct

why

this is the biggest melodrama ever

and he's just dragging it out

He stole my lunch

and he says he definitely has my lunchbox (pretty sure he's lying about that)

and all he has to do is write it on his hand and remember it one day

has he no remorse

I do not understand.

This is not ok.