mother 3 is awesome

click for better quality.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAMBERT!

I dont care if you don't ever check teh blog. you do sometimes.

you're so old you almost have facial hair... happy 16th!

Picture of the millenium

heey gloooriiiiaaa

viva la gloria

you blast your name in graffiti on the walls

falling through broken glass and smashing through your spirits

I can hear it like a jilted crowd

sooo

Apple's new iPad... stupid or stupider?

1st day of school

So yeh.
My day.
So I got to school and it was nice to see everyone. I almost fell over backwards cause my bag was so heavy.
Went to tutor group, in 307, with mr. siu again. He needs a pension.
I was amused. We talked about our holidays. I met Camilla. We talked in year groups, basically me, nat and camilla.
Then we talked about lockers and I got pissed off. Mr. Siu is a nice tutor but I didnt even get a locker, I had to take one of Mr. Campbell's tutor group. Yeh..
Anyway then there was recess, and I didnt eat anything. Then Assembly.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ms. murphy's speech. I seriously wanted to shoot myself. SOO BORING!!!!
Then maths which was fun. I got hw of course which I am doing atm.
Then Lunch, and was meant to go see Ms. Souroullas, but forgot/was too late, then german where i almost fell asleep.
Physics was pretty cool, I like the assessment task, I am excited.
Anyways.
Now I am at home doing my annoyingly fat maths hw, then I have to shower, then pack boxes then sleep. If im tired tomorrow, its not my fault.

Here is something... from a while ago and then some.

Anywho here is that song Samza


And though I doubt that many of you actually watch some if any of the stuff I post here I seriously implore you to watch these next three videos... they are amazing if you don't bother watching them then my words as a whole are meaningless to you and you may aswell just not read anything I write or anything I say... that's how serious I am about having you watch these videos.

By the way... they are sequential

Pt1


Pt2


Pt3

Aus Day

So in all, was a good day and night.

Picture of my decade

WOAH

heyy guys i just saw the fishy game down the bottom. is there a poin to it if there is how do i win? is it possible to kill them while tryin to over feed them?

Well I guess you guys missed me so much

That Australia decided to hold a national holiday when I returned :P

Wats happened guys? And what time is the Marlena thing on? I've spoken to Kwon a bit so I know that u guys went to the beach and then a rave, but I think I missed out on whatever problem Hogg's been having again :\

So...we've broken up

7 years since arielle and i met each other, and today on the 25th we've decided it would be best if we go back to being just being friends.

I hope you guys really do enjoy your friendships cause really, right now i don't have that much joy in being single again.

fwaaaa

Avatar has eaten my soulll~ bahhh why is it soo good...

Picture of the Day - Mass Effect II

SPOILER WARNING

^^^^ my life is more completed

Im over it

There I got over it. Sry to be an inconvenience if i was. Sry to the ppl that got hurt in the process.

Last night

... i didnt even get an answer... answer


anyway, so we went to the submission thing but then emily didnt turn up so i was like "zomg nowai i love love emily" and i basically spent the whole night hanging out wit liam which was super awesome and then we bailed cos we did. and for some reason i rly enjoy bailing things. and then, we randomly saw SMAZ with the smaz family and was like lol.
good fun.

three things

1. My sisters yr9 timetable:

they fucking put her down for music.

because she plays french horn.

she doesnt want to do music as a subject.

she wanted to do art or ilp. anything but music.

but they put her down for music. RAEG-

2. well, i was gonna post something about setting liam and hui up, but then i realised that we arent that good at setting people up, well me anyway but ima be selfish atm, and thus self conscious, aaand when me and tyler kept pushing jules kirk to ask out b, he wouldnt even though he was about to, and then tyler kept egging him on whilst i 'conveniently' distracted b (who is easily distracted it seems) and also hui and liam are amongst the readers of this blog so it wouldnt rly work tht well, now i realise thats a stupid thing to type but i typed so much and im sleep deprived because of pokemon mystery dungeon 2 and other reasons such as not sleeping till 3 or 4 and waking up early like 6 or 7 because of family stuff, so ima not delete it. dont judge me

3. in the aforementioned pokemon mystery dungeon 2, water types such as myself (squirtle) are far superior because they can walk on water.

4. we should do something on sun or mon. because ima so bored and its my grandpas 80th tomoz, but all he gets is a park party because of my abusive grandma who had a massive 80th that took days of setting up, months of preparing, and when it was his turn she was like, "i dont think tony really wants to do anything for his 80th bla bla bla are you cold you are only wearing 4 layers have another i bought you a custard tart and some prawns which are in the freezer and i bought some keish , oh you dont like keish? why didnt you say so? you did? oh, im sorry..." (cause grandma ordered him to go get keish for xmas and then he got pizza because he knew not everyone likes keish (me) and she yelled at him so i explained it all and so did dad and jemma and my uncle... she still yelled at him) and of course it wouldnt be complete without a string of abuse aimed at my downs-syndrome aunt carefully woven between. but enough about my extended family.

we should do something on sun or mon or wed.

australia day

marlena said to bring people, so imma bring you guise, despite that ru organised somewhat :)

yeah, her house, but we should meet up beforehand cause she said to bring food so we should go to coles or something and get food and a 24 can pack of solo and surprise her with lots of food (marlena if your reading this pretend you didnt hear the part where I said we'd surprise you with lost of food) like chicken and chips and those amazing asian crackers and all sorts of other assorted foodstuffs/drinkstuffs.

on a side dish/note, assassins creed makes your keyboard caps lock.

x.o.x.o

so yeh no sleep for me. i just started watching gossip girl, the new season. and i have a feeling im not sleeping tonight

teachers

I got.

English - Strange (like none of my friends are in my class that i know of)
3 unit Maths - Martin (scared now)
Physics - Smith (Awesome)
Chemistry - Dodd (Hardly no-one is taking this)
German - Chironna (Hope shes better than yr 9)
D&T - Emerson (only for 5 weeks)
Engineering Studies - No teacher (win)

I only have 3 study periods and it doesnt take the engineering studies into account so I have to do in three periods what i would usually do in 6, but only for 5 wks.

My study periods are the same as smaz's, charlotte b and kwon

yo marlena

where you at?

Timetables

so what did yall get?

i got
Biology- Jackson
French- Ohle
English- Tatsis
D&T- Emerson
Art- Thompson
Maths- Sharkawy
Physics- Smith
and no frees at all.

Hey who's going to the beach thing on friday?

and if your not going.. you should.. meet at 10:30 at the bondi bus interchange place.

TRAGIC

I just found out that the people who sing the Jake Long: American Dragon Theme song are..

THE FSKING JONAS BROTHERS. TRAGIC.
and i was gonna download it but then that means that i have jonas brothers in my ipod gaahh nuuuuuuu but such a good song and cartoon gah life fails me again -.-'

I got my timetable.

Just thought you'd like to know even though you probably dont.

Also
I am happy caus i have study periods first thing monday morning and last thing friday.

IM BAAAAAACK

Miss me?

haiti

a few days ago in the news:

"An earthquake struck Haiti today, killing hundreds of thousands of local citizens and devestating millions more. 1 Australian has died." Cue profile of 1 Australian complete with photo from drivers license, address, other minor details.

I wonder how long before Rudd makes a speech about that 1 Australian.

Pauline Hanson would be proud.

Breaking news:

A couple from Brisbane is missing in Haiti. Oh no, what is this country coming to?

my ex-box got the death ring. :-( tears

My theory on the existance of the universe

So I'm here in Dubai, in the "old" part of it (whatever is older than 30 years really,) and aside from the Mall of the Emirates where I had a massive Pounder burger from an american fast food chain, it's been very... like China :/

Like, it feels EXACTLY the same as China did, EXACTLY the same as Vietnam, Hong Kong, etc. ANywhere really, that isn't the West. Like, they even have the same footpaths and everything

so this is my theory about the world.
The world isn't split up into "asian, african, latin-american, american," etc. etc. It's split up into Western and not-Western (which is just about everything else.) A massive generalisation? perhaps, and I'm sure there's lots of key differences, but from what I've seen from places that aren't Europe or Australia, everything has the same sort of feel to it. I might be wrong, but I reckon if I were to go to Mozambique, Bolivia, Nigeria or Kazhakstan, the same social interactions would apply and you'd get that unusual feeling of being an outsider, but accepted by the locals :/

Life here in Dubai, for the people who aren't living in the massive 1200m2 houses or 800 meter high apartments, could almost be indistinguishable from what it was like 100 years ago or 1000 years ago (minus all the blackberries and televisions.) Society here seems to operate on a merchant-style economic structure, with people happy to interact with each other and a wheeling-and-dealing nature of trade.

Now imma go coz im like outta time for the internet and theres more i wanted to say, but in the meantime

Cya noobitos.

I DONT MEAN TO BRAG

but as you know, my computer has been broken recently.

a video card error.

and now its fixed, and they didnt have to reformat the computer again, so all my old files, saves, music etc. is still here.

also, i now have a fucking bad-ass video card. (NVidia Geforce GT240). as you may well know also, Im not exactly familiar with specs or anything like that, buut it has 1 gb of video ram, whereas my old shitty one had 250mb. because all its about really is playing the free copy of assasins creed which came with the card on the highest graphics settings and not lagging. (lucky i/you chose rainbow 6 maxim :p )

Weeeee Mass Effect II !!!!

BLKASJD

Only 1 week left!!!!

eeeee!!

Picture of the Day - Enlarge it first

i fucking love urthboy

from modern day folk (live) from elefant traks 10th ani concert/live cd,

Jane Tyrell (JT): Oh its a remix

JT: a re-e-e (emulates turntable)

Urthboy (U): I like that man, that version better, I get a little bit worried about all this technology, its overtaking us too quickly

JT: I know yeah, it takes us that way, it takes us by storm

U: I liked it better back on the ship, man, I mean theres no music, theres just a fucking banjo

JT: Oh nah, what do you do?

U: Your just hanging out
JT: yeah

U: You catch a fish

JT: yeah

U: You play the banjo with the fish

JT: yeah

U: Man, they aint never get any shit like that in electronic music like the whole scales

U: different kind of scales

U: but scales nonetheless on the guitars

Anyawy, he is who does 'we get around' and a major part of the herd (the king is dead, 77%, i was only 19) and he is haves a concert with another local aushiphop artist horrorshow (the smartest musicians since non-metal emo, and in fact smarter) and so we should all go see them, its only like $20 anyway, in feb some time. yeah.

edit: aww, urthboy + horrorshow sold out. D: that would have so fucking amazing, but guesss not...

we ride till theres no rides left, we ride till theres no rides left

we should go to leura

on like thursday or friday.. which ever your free on.

although you kids prolly wont respond to this..

K

Well Imma here now, at 1 am, when I should be sleeping to get up for my 4.10 Taxi ride to the airport that will take me to the plane where I catch to go to Dubai.

I'll be there for a week, so I won't be able to see you guys for seven days for I'll be in Dubai and a week is seven days. I'll try to get you guys something, just say "holla" if you want something, but I seriously don't know what to get that's.. "Dubaish." I mean, Dubai is basically Western, only... more Western :\


(Oh, and I'll have internet hopefully :P)

hmm

hey who is actully in sydney? or if easier who is out?

Worst injuries/ illnesses?

I shall now pose a question to you all of what are your worst injuries or illnesses.

I've had my own troubling experiences with many many illnesses ranging from simple rashes to odd smelling bodily fluids coming out of me.

Starting with the earliest of which I can remember was my camping trip in year 4. The trip itself was fine but the bunk bed I was sleeping on must have had something microscopic crawling all around it. The afternoon in which we were to depart back home, I was unbelievably itchy (my eczema is quite bad). I scratched and scratched until the night I get home, I realise that I have little pustules of what seems to be filled with clear fluid running along the length of my arms, particularly on the inside of my elbows. In the shower, I wash myself off and then the pustules pop and reveals raw spots underneath. Tis almost bed time and I scratch once more, this time bringing blood to the surface. I go to the bathroom to wash the blood off my arms and wrap a towel around them. I take them off a little later and see blood spots all over the towel. Twas quite disgusting. At this point my arm was moist of my own clear bodily fluid which I don't know what it is, blood and bits of skin. Nonetheless, mumsy wrapped my arms in bandages and off to sleep i go.

Ahhh tis morning and when I lift myself up I smell something really really foul. The stench of my arms are hard to describe. A very sour, pungent and musty smell is the best I can word it. At this point it seemed all too blatant to see a doctor. The doctor examines my what I assumed was my decaying arm (it looked like it when I was little..). Once diagnosed I had to take antibiotics and slap on some ubercream.

Recovery didn't exactly look all that good either. Instead of being all leaky and smelly my arms were more dry and flaky. Killing off the last bit of infection resulted in a lot of dead skin for me to peel off.

Now I'm sure you're quite disgusted at me for now so I'll tell you other things about me that others like to laugh at me about:

- I ate KFC at Marrickville Metro and i ended up going to the toilet 8 times a day for the next 2 days

- I nearly sliced my balls when i broke the DT Jigsaw cutter which the blade dug into the ground between my feet

- I electric shocked my finger when i forgot to turn the power off to my computer and i went tinkering in it

- My friend found it funny to ram his rowing boat into mine which made me capsize and fall into an area of jelly fish (we used to throw jelly fish at each other)

- I yelled "FUCK OFF" within ear shot of my year 5 teacher when my friend threw a shuriken made out of paddlepop sticks at my back.

- I'm scared of pidgeons

that's all i can think of right now.

well then that was just one of the worst illnesses that i endured, what about YOU?

so like, i was wit ru about to meet up wit joel, liam and peoples when some lasses stole my phone and $20.

Maxim, its really ok to hit lasses even if they're girls.

so no one has posted for a while so ima post another kuro pic...

http://bleachasylum.com/threads/9735-Kuroshitsuji-DVD-5-scans-and-other-DVD-info-6-7-covers-sml

woah

did you hear that thunder?

that was crazy loud...

Australia Day Party!!! (nrly)

so like what ya'll doing on australia day cause you should go to marlena's house and hang out! yea

I broke the drough/ bad metaphor.

I finally posted on my blog, I was bored.

YEH.

Jooooell!!!

Full details for the 14th needed plz. ty

xox

Blargh!

Why is it bloody 31 degrees in my room!?

i'm meeellllltiinnng!

and then i got bored again

so i changed my name to Lord of the Palmtrees

and then i made that on photoshop

xoxfishcake

Boys Noize

Anyway, I'm jus' chillin' for a while then the 14th... but yeah have some Boys Noize

QUADRUPLE POST!!!!!

everyone with skype put your skypename in the comments!! and everyone without skype.. GET SKYPE!!!

TRIPLE POST!!!

so i actully spent the entire night infront of my comp. YAY FOR JETLAG!!! um so i cant sleep today so ill sleep tonight but ill want to pass out at 12ish so... im going to call christian. and a intresting fact, porn is alot less intresting at 4 in the morn.

DOUBLE POST!!

that first post was an accident. so im in sydney, and im already bored so.... yeh. plus i lost my sim card so no one can call me. and im completly out of the loop so i dont about NOTHING. so fill me in.... about everything

p.s does anyone no if madisun is back?

IM BACK!! (for real

so while no one else is doing anything, ima spam this place with kuroshitsuiji...

Scanlation by spacecat

um yea... i couldnt help myself..

credit to spacecat.

So Imma be going...

... for like 2 or 3 days to Nafan's dad's farm. I wont have interwebs, (I know some other of you guys had to do without it for like 2 or 3 weeks :P) but it means if you guys wanna contact me and you can't, you'll know where I am

(This also mean I can't go to Akejay's party, soz about that, but I've wanted to go this farm for a long time, and well, tbh, I don't really have much say in it :P)

Cya noobitos

sam you should have a party thing....

so that tiggy can drag tyler to come hang wit us.

FUUUU

We need people in Sydney/to actually exist!













....





FUUUUU

Haneda Airport... (20th century boys reference.)

So like josh is coming back on the 13th and is arriving at the airport at 6:30 am! bahaha
soo early -.-'




ru turns up anyway

IM BACK!!! (in 6 days)

so yeh, now you know. i havent had internets so thanks for the birthday thingys and um yeh........... penis

Tis another birthday!?

with the large amounts of January birthdays i might as well hop in and say tis my 17th tomorrow on wednesday

yayyyy

Back in Sydney

Hi.

Well I'm back in Sydney.

Im exhausted and stuff.

I left Germany 27 hours ago but havent had more than 3 hrs sleep for 38 hours.

Well i better go sleep.

Hoggy

Not that anyone cares but

This is ciel

And i love him.

I'm in Transit

Hey guys.

Double post. but i'm bored and my mum stupidly booked us a flight with a 3 hour transit in Singapore airport. Funn.

So I'm here and using their free internet while waiting in some room for 2 hours. So amazingly boring its ridiculous. Like there is just a couple of seats in a rly badly air-conditioned room. What are we (me and my sister) meant to do for 2 hours?!?!

BY the way, we have just been on a 11 hours and 30 minute flight, so if you are wondering why I am grumpy and ranting, its because I've only had 2 very uncomfortable hours of sleep,
Also they have managed to put us in seats on the plane that recline only like half the way of the rest of the seats. SOO ANNOYING!!!

Well, I'm really grumpy now and I should probably go.

Sydney in 12 hours (if they don't fuck up)
Also there was a fucking baby crying for half the flight and the room we are in is next to like some mini play equipment for little kids and they are so fucking annoying.

Hoggy

Final Hello before Plane

Hi Guys.

I just wanted to say Hi.

I am getting on a plane in a few hours back to Sydney and its about 4:20 am ur time. And I arrive in Sydney in about 28 hours (7am about on the 5th) or so but its gonna seem like 38 - 40 hours for me cause of the time difference.
Funn...

If you think about it, this is the first time I'll be in Sydney this year/ this decade.

Well I should probably go.
Miss you guys heaps.

Oh and organise something for the 7th or 8th or whenever so I can see you all.

Cya soon
Emily.

PS: Happy Birthday Maxim and Adrienne.
Would have said it sooner but I couldnt get to the internet.

Picture of the Day

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/30/the-craziest-japanese-ima_n_405319.html?slidenumber=SJdmR3/lu3s%3D&&&&&&&&&

Visit for more retarded japanese toys

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT AND BIRDY

Happy birthday to our favourite animals of the blog :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAXIM

There. Im the first to say it :D

so when is your party? and do you have audiosurf? I might gift it to you on steam...

also, happy birthday adrienne! but sorry, im not gonna buy you audiosurf.

my conversation with maxim on steam, stylised for your viewing pleasure

Never tell your password to anyone.

smaza2: happy tomorrowbirthday!

{FB}ActionMan!: its daniel

{FB}ActionMan!: itoldmax

smaza2: pssht

smaza2: im sure its actually gary but k

{FB}ActionMan!: :(

{FB}ActionMan!: nah

{FB}ActionMan!: gary died

{FB}ActionMan!: im daniel

smaza2: thats a terrible alibi

smaza2: im sure he just ran off to hide in the mountains or something

{FB}ActionMan!: well

{FB}ActionMan!: hesgonemissing

{FB}ActionMan!: and the policesaid its most liely hes dead

smaza2: hmmm... it must be a communist takeover that will end in the complete communismisation of the world, shallowly covered by the corrupted and defective police, and gary was the sole knowledgeholder to the events about to unfold, so they tried to kill him terminator style, but he escaped so they are instead making all believe he is dead instead in the hope that he will be forgotten and no interference will be had

smaza2: i hope he doesnt alert the us

smaza2: cause that would mean another vietnam, waged in the scenic deserts of australia, against an underground army of communists and a third party which is somehow led by pauline hanson (a feat in itself), in which the us government makes a mistake similiar to the taliban and arms them, only to be kicked out once pauline hanson takes control of australia for not being australian and being too american

smaza2: then the us would arm the communists against the threat with cheap guns (but they all get cheap guns so they're all equal :p ) and once a major battle occurs, bomb the battlefield doing goodbye to both enemies

smaza2: however they wouldn't count on the fact that pauline hanson has a huge supply of aa guns designed to stop planes with asian people on them, and would quickly adapt them to shoot down the bombers and the bombs themselves, however thus leaving an opening in which the communists can run through and shoot the uninationals

{FB}ActionMan!: wow man

smaza2: but the runthrough doesnt work because the uninationals had been planning for that, and they had a supply of rowdy yet australian teenagers (how unaustralian) to have massive parties, many of which resulted in sexual harrasment claims against the police which comprise a significant percent of the communist forces, and the police were too drunk to know if they did these things, because they confiscated all the alcohol from cory worthingtons party squads

{FB}ActionMan!: how do you know about thias

smaza2: but the uninationals were to turn on the partygoers, thus creating a fourth faction (although tbh the americans were just watching, whilst some of their finest soldiers were trying to kill goats by staring at them) which quickly adopts the police, most of whom are drunk, and many of the americans, who are sick and tired of having stiff, conservative, shouty, strict-ass army dudes shouting at them for years whilst the public was off having affairs with their wives and disregarding them

smaza2: the partygoers are yelled at and retreeat, and the americans realise that the communists dont pose much of a threat, so they arrange the assasination of p. hanson and leave. but it was a dummy pauline hanson, the real one was locked in a closet inside a cave somewhere, shouting constantly "please explain!

smaza2: "

smaza2: and then the communists and uninationalists ate each other until there was one left, but he got really lonely so he shot himself

{FB}ActionMan! is now Away.

smaza2: yeah...

smaza2: or maybe not

Ima firin mah laz0rs

We should all go laser tagging on monday!

everyone is invited, invite anyone you like. meet outside imax at 11. $12 per game. will probs be playin like 2 games then chillaxing fo the rest of the day. yea stuffs.

if anyone has any other ideas of what we can do that day go ahead and holla.

xoxfishcake

(we need to have a surprise party for madisun and lassie when they come back)

Keys?

Oh hai joel, do you want your keys?

oh woah..

thx (I assume smaza) for updating the author of the blog thing (cause i was kinda lazy to change it...).

oh and thx for choosing me emily hogg.... although.. all i do is cause problems and make people leave the blog.... sorry guys... T^T

I propose...

We sell our souls!
And make a small amount of money by putting ads on our blog.... jus' sayin' is all...

Merry New Decade !!!!

Have a great year ahead of yall

2010~

Happy New Year!!!!

Its not rly the new year for me yet but yeh.

Its actually still 4 hours and 42 minutes.

BTW the spanish had a pre new years eve party last night to "practise" the party thats going to be on tonight!!! It was awesome.

Anyway have a good first few days of 2010!!

Emily/Hoggy

Happy New Year!!!