Me, a working man

Hey guys, Currently I am a working man and I'm living in an office world. I keep doing this thing where I make jokes to myself and find them really funny. And although it won't be funny as I recount them here, I'm still going to tell you. We had like a training session on how to use this database thing, and the person doing the training is walking us through the system. You have to use a made up name in the training and for some reason she uses the name "Shrek". (Just so you know she's like a forty year old corporate women with blonde dyed hair who wears a blazer and heels everyday) and so firstly, I was the only person in the room to release a really shout but loud laugh. And then I started like drawing Shrek related shit in my notebook like "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" and I started losing my shit by myself in a boardroom of like 15 people. Like I'm just sitting there with an un-explainable grin on my face holding myself back. Then today, we were like doing another excel training thing, and the guy incharge puts everyone's initials on the spreadsheet to track like which rows and shit we are assigned to (like for me it's RY). There's this one guy in my team who's name is Michael M, but for some reason the guy incharge puts his name down as MP. So Michael is like, hey my initials are MM not MP, just wanted to make sure that i'm on the spreadsheet. So the guy incharge goes to change it but for some reason it's like a really long process to change the name. And I started thinking of different things that MP can stand for some reason I thought of MR. Potatohead and to me, this is the funniest shit. So for literally the rest of the training session (15 mins) I'm like trying to hold myself back from laughing cause I'm so fucking funny to myself. Anyway, hope there will be people in the world out there who find me funny the way I find me funny. xox.

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