Thursday, January 22, 2015

Eating

I haven't made a post here for literally centuries so I figured its about time I gave this place some activity of my own.

Basically while I love food and stuff, the prospect of having to prepare it every single day for the rest of my life whilst also ensuring the food I eat isn't slowly killing me just sounds exhausting. Like, if I had the option to be able to survive without food but having to give up being able to eat at all in the process, I'd jump on that opportunity straight away. Sure eating food is nice and fulfilling and all, but it's also such a hassle.

So anyway, there's this new product called Soylent, which is basically just a sludge that's supposed to have all of your nutritional requirements sorted out for you. I'm seriously tempted to try it, even if only for a week or something, and see what living life off of just a basic "human fuel" is like. Who knows, if I end up liking it, when I get a stable income I might just become a member and live off that.


Wednesday, January 21, 2015

the only physical object that connects me with someone who's passed is this piece of paper

























before it was ripped, it said "NO TAKE BACKS" and "NO BACK DOORS"

i was such a terribly weird child.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Is it just me

or is looking through linkedin profile pictures like the funniest thing. But not like the funniest. Like a bit funny. A little bit. I get a kick out of it.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

I'm obsessed with this band



Listen to it, and now imagine your roommate and her boyfriend are having an intense screaming fight and even though their confined to a different room you can still hear "YOU STUPID BITCH" from the closed doors of your room.

Now imagine that once the song plays through the chorus a few times, the couple decides to migrate to right outside your room so you can hear every excruciating detail of sobbing and screaming even over the highest volume of the music.

And now imagine that when the music ends, you hear the front door slam and intense gross sobbing.

Usually it's pretty entertaining but like, it's actually really freaking horrifying and i genuinely  hope they'll be ok.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Desiderata (a poem which i think suits most better than any religion out there)

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

Monday, January 12, 2015

I started doing the thing where you dont wash your hair with shampoo (so i only use water and brush it alot) for like 3 weeks and your hair is supposed to be real nice after that

so far, its just a little greasy but so so so itchy.
will see how long i can continue this

the end.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

2014 summary

This year was a rollercoaster.

Finished my second year of uni, recovered from shoulder surgery, saved up and went to Canadia, and to top it off got my motorbike L's. That ain't all though... I saw $1200 go down the drain due to various fines, and didn't do one exercise activity (except a few runs here and there) and became a vessel for hundreds (?) of lil' parasites.
I turned 21, went to two engagements of close family, lost no family/ everyone is still healthy.

I'm still not president of Earth so i'm kinda sad. But i have sick friends and famiry so nothings stopping me yet

Saturday, January 3, 2015

2014 lettuce wrap

Hey y'all! Happy fucking January 2015 to all my favourite humans!
First I would like to thank Smaz for spawning this web space! Always in my heart

And next, if it's ok, would you guys like just posting a summary of your 2014? How did those 365 days go? So, here's mine:

2014 was so much soul searching for me. I kind of made it my selfish year which was hella awesome. I gained so much confidence in myself this year and learnt not to care about lots of stuff.
I got super loose this year, was a little reckless, made and spent lots of money and had a shit ton of fun while  kinda neglecting my studies.
It was also an extremely gay year for me, I experienced all the homo.
I had an amazing year with crazy ups and downs and loved all of it. Also I have the greatest homies in the world.  Cheers cunts!

Also did anyone make New Years resolutions?