streets of toronto

today i was walking on the streets of toronto.
it was a damn hot day. i had 2 things of cheap ass asian watermelon drink.
I was walking when some black guy was like "hey try some of my chocolate seduction"
it was some sweet smelling shea butter. then i went into his store and smelt all his soaps and oils. he was a really awesome guy like he was just like lafayette from trublood.
and i bought some black soap. for black people. because im black.
he was pretty swaggarific, like lambert would have fanboyed to no end in his presense. i like talked to him for 15 minutes in the store. he's brother is in singapore looking for asian girls.
it was a really nice summer day.
why arnt my amigos here to beach it up with me (ﾉ ಠ益ಠ)ﾉ*