Thursday, November 26, 2009

it works!!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I married a po-po and lady gaga

chinese whispers ftw.

So there's this kid on facebook.

You know, Sam Nachtergaele. You probably also have him as a friend. anyway, i dont know him but we have developed a friendship through farmville. yes, one day as i was mindlessly harvesting my soy beans, a facebook chat message appeared out of nowhere. it was sam nachtergaele. it seemed that he was a level 26 in farmville and he not only wanted to be my neighbour, but he wanted me to send him a gift. our conversation went something like this:

Sam: hey, you probably don't know me but can you send me a gift in farmville?
Ru: k. what u want?
Sam: fig tree
(ru sends him an olive tree instead)
Ru: Opps, i sent you an olive tree
Sam: thats okay. thank you so much
Ru: no probs kid.

and so i thought that that was the last of sam. but no, today, he prompted me for another gift and this time i gave him a gift that you can only give if you were accessing farmville from farmville.com and not from facebook.com so i did and i gave him a ladder and a bucket. so then he gave me a gift and noa i has gifts. And then i told him to send one to hui and he was like, are you guys twins and i was like, no. i has 2 accounts,,, then he was like: ok......

so the point is, i dont even know this guy, if his short or talll, or fat or skinny. but.. i lost my point... oh well... erm..... (whats the difference between a feminist has no point... oh wait... let me repeat my joke... erm... whats the point of a different pencil... ah bullocks, i failed that time too...)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Word of the Day

Computer porn collection
=
Wank Bank.

T^T

and then like.. turns out the greenday concert is when i'll be in melbourne and my parents are really pissed off cos they like booked everything already so i probs will have to sell my tickets..


T^T

Sunday, November 22, 2009

NINJAS WITH SHOTGUNS? OHSHI- (edit: version 0.2 is up)


...um, clearly they dont understand this whole 'gunplay' business.

you can attack... however, the attack animation is *kinda* glitchy, but its so fast that you dont notice it. especially attacking to the left.

controls are as same, except:
right click to attack,
left click hold to slow-mo.
attack a flag to advance a level.


also, there will be pirates playable in this game, and whilst the ninja will focus on single unit gameplay, the pirate will be all about crew management. ninja can slow down time to do extreme ninja stuff, pirate can order crew to do things like stand in a spot so you can jump over an obstacle or concentrate firepower on a single enemy.
At least, I hope it's a ninja looking thing that i have there...

Happy Christmas from the Just Random Stuffs Office!



so like, i was making christmas cards and stuff but then smaz's game distracted me (..DISTRACTION) so i had to make this thing.....

you should click on it and find yourself.

Notable quote

"Hate is a strong word. We must be strong and use it."
-Vaile Smaz 2009

give a smaz a day

and he creates a platform engine with multiple sprite characters and basic character customisation...
im going to make a proper game out of this too so beware

controls are arrow keys, space restarts so you can choose whatever.
somehow, i managed to figure out interpolation, so it is in there too.
F4 to fullscreen.



aren't I cool?

(and yes, I am aware the kitten looks not much like a kitten.)
(and also that the leg animation is dodgy.)

mouse will be attacking etc. later, just let me sort it all out...

(man, I fucking love the switch statement...)

memoriesss

hey smaz and marlena, do you remember that time in year eight i think it was that we went to the roof during science time to do that coke and mentos experiment and it was rainy and there was this chicken toy thing that people like jasper and yannick found and they like put it on a piece of cardboard and put it in a puddle and made it like stand on the raft and it was really funny cause their attention was on the chicken thing... but then i wanted that chicken so when everyone was distracted by miss crisp, i took the chicken and put it in my pocket eventhough it was reeaaaallllllyyyy wet and my pocket got soaked and then yannick was like, wheres the chicken? who took the chicken? where did the chicken go?? AWW SAM VAILE!!! you stole the chicken. sam vaile stole the chicken... DiStTraCTioN!!!

but he was just kidding cause at that time people were like randomly blaming smaz for random things and then manakon found out that i stole the chicken and he was like, omg ru... im gonna tell those kids you stole the chicken and now the chicken's on my shelf..

so anyway, what memories of the past do you guys have? care to share???

Saturday, November 21, 2009

hey

is anyone doing stuff tomoz?
just wondering...

Scooby snacks

they Look like cookies,

taste like cookies,

but they're actually a healthy breakfast cereal!
The great taste of chocolate chip cookies and milk!

Marlena

My parents are taking me and they're just about finished working now, so I'll be there at like 1.20

so..

So whats going on with you guys??

Yeh.

Friday, November 20, 2009

majide!!?

so if you read one chapter of manga at any time ever, let it be this chapter


you will be like wtf. its that amazing.
chapter 84 is also.