TALKING ANIMALS AND WALL-E

GUISE I'M ANGRY

CAN YOU TELL

I'M USING CAPS SO YOU KNOW I'M ANGRY

WHY AM I ANGRY? BECAUSE OF CGI TALKING ANIMAL MOVIES. LIEK I HAET THEM SO MUCH THAT IT'S MAKING ME ANGRY.  THAT INCLUDES FUCKING FINDING NEMO TOO.  WANNA PUNCH THAT FUCKER IN THE FACE TILL HIS POOR LITTLE CLOWNFISH EYES START TO BLEED WTF BLOGGER JUST TRIED TO TELL ME THAT CLOWN FISH ISN'T A WORD WTF I HAET YOU INTERNET

Rite I'm totes not angry anymoar.  But i'm still hating cgi talking animal movies. Like I really haet Happy Feet, overrated piece of crapshit that it is liek wow look at me guise i'm a penguin and I can dance, and I haet Madagascar too and I've never even seen it and everyone's liek wow marlena Madagascar is awesome and I'm liek no it's not I haet it and I haet you and what the shit madagascar 2 the game is topping the Australian gaming charts grrrrr and I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT I'M USING BAD GRAMMAR, AND I AM THE MOST ENGLISH TEACHER LIKE NON ENGLISH TEACHER I HAVE EVER MET, INCLUDING ANNIE FENG.

*sigh*

OK, I'm cool now.

Kind of.

Bu yeah, I was talking about this with hui on the bus the other day and I had this thought about Wall-e, because it's basically a cgi talking animal movie with a robot instead of an animal, and I thought, "Wall-e would be better without Wall-e", which is totally true.

Srsly, think about it.  I actually liked Wall-e. But it would have been way better if there was no wall-e or eva or other robots I don't give a crap about. See, the plot about the fat humans was awesome.  If they had just made a movie about this space-cruise ship and the people, and the whole going back to earth thing, that would have been a freaking amazingly win movie. But no. They had to appeal to shit-arsed little kids that won't like anything if it doesn't have some funny robot in it. And of course the robot has to be the main plot of the film. Because that's how you make a really great masterpiece.  Fucking cute little funny robots.

So yeah.

AND AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD PAY TO SEE A MATCH BETWEEN R.O.B. AND WALL-E?! FUCK YEAH I WANNA SEE R.O.B. LASER WALL-E'S ADORABLE, FUNNY ROBOT BUTT INTO IGH OBLIVION. AND THEN RAPE HIS BODY. YEAH HOT DEVIANT ROBOT SEX. YEAH. SHAKE YOUR ... BUMS. LOL I SAID GENITALS.

WOW THAT WAS LONG.