3rd day in viet Nam

so we were on an overnight boat and jumped of the boat and stuff and it was super awsum with all the rocks and mountain things and it is soooo hot and stuff and people come from small boats and sail up to our big boat and go:
'you want buy something?' and their everywhere and of course we no want buy something. and tben we were in the caves and there was all these rocks that looked like penises and phallases and mr miller was like, hey kwon come here, i found yo twin. and then there was this really w\awesom picture of kwon and a penguin and yeah. but everything is like dong penis related like the keys to the hotel look like penises, the rocks and how the money is called dong and all tbat jazz.