Monday, January 23, 2012

k whatever Imma post again

I miss you guys

all of you

except that nope I miss you all kid

man she smells so bad

anyway so yeah. Italy's cool
every bathroom has bidets and I'm not sure what they do
I don't speak italian enough so I'm functionally retarded, but the school is gonna put me in beginner Italian classes which is just stupid cause I speak enough Italian that I won't learn anything
cafe means espresso shot and capuccino is the only 'normal' coffee existing
their lunch is our dinner, it's crazy big and stuff

I'm still jetlagged or something because I'm just falling asleep all over the place
I'm really nervous about school which starts tomorrow, some of my classmates added me on facebook but I haven;t accepted or anything yet
I met with the principle yesterday and got a tour around the school and there are some cool english teachers there but their english is conversational at best they also can't understand me if I speak too fast which is apparantly my normal speed so like I have to speak a bit slower and it's crazy but I fully understand

I figured out the reason italians (also french, germans, etc.) speak much faster than english speakers is because their words are much longer and their phrases are more complicated, but they need to relay the same amount of information in the same amount of time so they just increase the speed

I literally wasted all day today on my laptop just doing all the same useless shit I do at home... fffuuuccckkkk

dasdgoihdsgosadgsdgoihsdgoisadgsdahosdguiajmsdknjguixyuolm

I know I'm supposed to be doing this on my own but there's nothing to do and it's really quiet and shit and guysssss help me out or someshit what the fuck do I do

guys hold my hand or some shit ok I seriously miss you all and it's kinda awkward here because of the language barrier and the fact that I don't know what the fuck is going on half the time and that there are no host siblings so I haven't met anyone my own age yet at all

fuck I'm homesick already but at least I'm not homest

2 comments:

⚡ Ms Golden Week ⚡ said...

Be strong my boy. we are all holding your hand in our hearts.

but no like we actually are.

Hope school was okay for you and how old are the people around you? the people in school are the same age as you right?

AcionMan! said...

Diving into the deep end, hah.

I can just picture myself in the same situation as you man and so I know exactly how fucking crazy / awkward / scary everything must be...


But trust me, within a week of school you'll be 1000x more comfortable over there than you are now. Seriously man, if there's one piece of advice I can offer you, it's USE YOUR ENGLISH TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Everyone likes foreigners - even if you're just a normal socially awkward guy at home, you can pretend to be someone else when travelling the world. Even if you don't "lie," just act like the guy you want to be and be as "foreign" as possible and people will really be interested in you.

Also, people love showing foreigners around their country, so ask them "what do you guys do for fun around here" and you should set man.