Saturday, February 9, 2013

YOu know when you watch those movies about high school and college life..

And they have that group of really religious christian people that sit on the grass in a circle and talk about jesus and god and strength and stuff???

Well... I ended up in a group of friends like that..

never in my life would I have expected to come into the world of uni and end up sitting in a circle with my friends IN MY OWN DORM ROOM, as everyone has their bible apps opened on their iphones and reading the passage of John:16. like what. Totally did not expect my university experience to be like this.

I'm still real skeptical about religion too. And I feel downright awful about it cause I'm really good at talking about god and jesus and pretending to be up in all that but really, when we started holding hands and praying in a circle.. it was way too surreal for me...

Like just the idea of praying. Like saying words and hoping some celestial fairy will hear it and make shit better.. to me... right now.. that's so dam ridiculous. Like believing in something that doesn't exist... i feel even worst because I nearly started laughing during the prayer.. i dont mean to be rude or anything it's just that.. I can't help by have these sorts of views towards religion. to me it's just so dam absurd that we are sitting in a circle and talking about how we are all weak and need to rely on jesus and that this spiritual being is the key to solving all our problems..

It was just such a ritual. this idea of praying is starting to scare me as if its some form of communicating with god. like in some weird sense, you know those psychic people you go to to try and communicate with someone who is dead?? It feels really like that.

I don't know. religion is is really weird to me.

5 comments:

Lord of the Palmtrees said...

anythin is possible but in my mind the idea that whisperin shit in your head and closin your eyes is going to allow you to communicate with an invisible sky fairy is just all too ridiculous.
does it not sound ridiculous?? its one of those things that if enough people believe in it, it will become real, and thats what happened.

holdin hands... talkin to yourself... sayin that you need something that you've never seen or heard from.... wutt.. the only way you knew of this thing is because other people told you about it, and they heard it from other people etc etc

i just.. i dont know..

Șмž said...

duude praying is like the fucking creepiest thing

like when they all just sit down and start saying all this 'o pater noster' shit that like makes no sense

how come literally everyone knows it by heart and do it like five times a day or something??
plus have you ever seen little kids praying
cause they get so serious about it and it's actually very creepy...

how did you end up with heaps religious friends tho?

ced said...

omg thats hilarious but bro get out of there asap. I dunno its just, maybe its just me, but when i hear that someone is like in one of those groups my respect for dem just goes down more that a little...
Bro youre a fox in a bunch of rabbits. Get out of there. Unless some of the guys are hot. Then stay.
actually even better idea;
record yourself saying "hail satan" in a really different voice, and then put the recorder like in the ceiling, and hide it really well, and then when they are all 'praying' and are silent let it off hahahahahahahahaha im horrible

Lord of the Palmtrees said...

next time you enter a prayer circle, randomly start pulsating and actin like you possessed, foam at your mouth a little and roll your eyes back. then start screaming 666 and pull of your blanket to reveal a bedsheet with a pentagram on it and throw yourself your room, draggin posters and flags down to show the illuminati symbol and suddenly a black ram jumps out of your bathroom

Kwon said...

Hahaha Canada sounds fun.

Ru I think you serious picked a wrong group of friends