time travel

i really wish i could time travel. that would be awesome. for one i'd travel back 2 hours and go to sleep. but any time travel would be great. if i could start the year again i would fucking... hmm actually i can't think of anything i would do different. this year so far. maybe study more but we all know that ain't happening. if i could really time travel i know some moments i would go back to a change. like a certain night in birchgrove i'd go back and break that bottle on the floor. or yr 5 picnic day. i would go back and tell myself to put some bordies on (i was wearing speedos). with time travel i could stop myself doing some really stupid stuff, REALLY stupid. unbelieveablly stupid. you no shit wear you just look back on it the next day and think WHY?!? why did i or didn't i? what did i have to lose or gain? but my life is really ok as it is. not great but OK.

what type of sandwich would you be? i think i would be one of those really disappointing B.L.Ts at maccas. where theres like one slice of tomato and like the tiniest half a bite of bacon. and it looks really good on the menu (YEAH it does!!) but IRL its pretty shit. i wish i go back and put more bacon in those disappointing moments (one of the best metaphors of all time). if i could time travel i would go into the future. see the dumbshit i'd do and stop it. plus id know the answers to the exams.

i go into the future. make/buy wine. then come back to the present so the wine unaged... lor whatever the opposite of aging is. oh and id punch Campbells pregnant mother in the stomach.