Happy Birthday Smaz!

So like, yeah, to everyone who is non-Smaz, we should have a surprise birthday party for Smaz tomoz, since like, it's his birthday and all...
And, me, being part of the male genome, suggest that we do it in the after noon, as in the morning me and smaz and all other guys will be asleep still, and not feeling like doing anything

And SMAZ, since you cannot read the top part of this post (what top part?) instead you see this post as a critisicm of MLIA and how awesome ACIII will be!

MLia. mlia. edward cullen fail. harry potter win. high school choir singing some disney song. mlia mlia. he's a keeper. mlia. grandfather said thats what she said mlia. grandmother shes a keeper mlia. tough biker guy bought a stuff toy mlia shes a mlia keeper edward potter sparkly keeper mlia. sub teacher quoted star wars cooler than old teacher mlia. mliharry pooter harryia.

acIII templar russian conspiracy theories! lies by the american dream! aztecs fighting the japanese with european assassins no-one suspects for some reason! haystacks to a bottomless universe! rosepetals than can instantaniously stop an 80-kg from terminal velocity! killing lutists by throwing money and pushing them off the bridge! templars made up lies of "birthdays" since we're all born from tubes and birthdays are used to keep people ignorant of assassins! Assassisns were the true target of the holocaust! Colin Mockery is an assassin! harry potter mlia. Templars! Universe! Hidden Code! The Truth! Smaz's hidden code!