Thursday, May 26, 2011

Things that suck in australia

Ice Cream Trux.
what the hell, like all australian icecream trucks sell a one flavor soft serve thing with limited varieties of toppings. and they're ridonculously expensive and dont even taste that good. and the good part is the topping but that runs out super quick as it only covers the top layer and then you're just left with bland softserve in a strange plasticy cone.
and they have like a menu of available treats on the side of the truck but half of them (the good ones) are crossed out. In asia, america and probably the rest of the world (maybe not new zealand), ice cream trucks sell a whole bunch of tasty flavoured popsicles, icey-poles, ice cream sandwiches and more. and they're cheaper and more bright looking. like, in the first house i lived in, the icecream man came everyday and we all got different types of icey treats. and they were good.

yeah. australian ice cream trucks suck.

Another thing.CEREAL. WHY IS ALL CEREAL HERE VAGUELY HEALTHY!?!?!? like, there is no lucky charms, honey stars, trix, captain crunch, frosties or fruity pebbles. its all some sort of flake with grains and dried fruit in it. and museli. the only good things are milo cereal and coco pops and fruitloops. i used to have so many different kiinds of multicoloured cereal.

yeah. thats my rant.
no dragon today. just rant

8 comments:

AcionMan! said...

lol yeah I agree.... Like in China we had this candy store that only sold imported candy, and there was SO MUCH MORE SHIT than the stuff we get here. Like, we have ... a few chocolate bars, some bags of jelly lollies, different styles of like chocolates, and thats about it...

but then OH MY GOD so much candy in america / everywhere else... theres like 100x more different types of chocolate, like fudge-that, candy-this, poptarts, hell they even had Marshmallow spread for sandwiches... here its all healthy or boring stuff :(
mmm i miss
+ that is also the reason why I dont eat cereal here. except when I was younger on the holidays (when we were allowed to buy coco pops and fruit loops xD)

Jonny Boyz said...

we have frosties..... and they are delicious

Hoggle said...

sorry to say, but cereal should be healthy. It has been proven that mostly sugar cereals keep you full for less time than ones with more complex carbohydrates. Like coco pops and rice bubbles are basically the same, but the different between muesli and like frosties, energy wise is a lot. That's why they should have schoko muesli here, it is all the goodness of muesli with chocolate flakes, so it's still healthy but it's awesome. Also, I love chocolate, but at 7 am, i gotta say, I prefer savoury food.

Anonymous said...

we sho aint fat lke the us tho

Șмž said...

I really want an ice cream sandwich right now

Jonny Boyz said...

i have a can of whipped cream in my hands, and im soooo happy

Lord of the Palmtrees said...

hahaha hogg i love you, im not talking about nutrition, im talking about having multicoloured lumps of sugar for breakfast.

i grew up with cereal made out of rainbows and candy and i never got fat kakakakak

Hoggle said...

no, that's ok, it's just not sustaining and is unhealthy, also because of the colouring. And disgustingly sweet. And no, you are not, but nutrition and fat are different.