Tuesday, April 3, 2012

rome

so i went to rome
the sistine chapel is awesome, that one painting with god doing the finger thing with adam is tiny compared to the total size of it
everything is expensive though

this is the best bit though:
theres this american 17yo girl called larissa who's fucking crazy and she was convinced the whole time that the other 'popular' group was always lying cause they didnt want to include her and that they went out partying and getting smashed heaps without inviting her... I can see why cause shes a loser but still. larissa is like gonna grow up to be a control freak mum, that's all i was thinking the whole time cause she's always trying to get her way and get everyone to do everything for her. it's hilarious cause her host family is fucking crazy and she has to switch but she is just as crazy.
anyway so the first night we didnt get our act together but we were like, 'tomorrow we'll get smashed in the hotel rooms'. you can tell you're the alcoholic when the others turn to you for drinking advice. larissa was like, 'one time i had a third of a bottle of maribu and nothing happened to me.' and i was like, 'yeah ok'. but she knew nothing about drinking, like, she was really really really naive. i dont think she gets invited to many parties in the US and cause the drinking age is 21 she knows nothing.
anyway so we're planning this and then the chance comes cause we split into groups before dinner the second day to either a) go shopping or b) go back to the hotel for a bit. I took the chance to go shopping cause like, i needed new jeans because everyone wears skinny jeans here, i only brought one pair and my dad is refusing to send the other pair that i have to prove some retarded point he's trying to make. but larissa and ashley (the other australian girl I hung out with) went back. and they went to pick up some alcohol for the night...

bacause of larissa, we had 4 breezers. in total.

yeah, hell of a night partying in rome that was

and tanawat, the fuckin awesome thai guy who only spoke thai and italian ended up going out and buying some more by himself randomly. like, the two guides were at the doors and they werent letting anyone out and somehow he just ends up walking back to the hotel with a plastic bag full of 4 more breezers. man he was fuckin awesome, obviously he didn't drink or want to get drunk or something but still. that kid is a legend. he gets back and they are just like, 'whoah, tranquillo tanawat, non fare troppo ok?' (which means, 'whoah, easy now tanawat, don't do too much ok?') but it was in a semi-impressed semi-confused way.

and thats my story that i wanted to share with you all
laters

3 comments:

⚡ Ms Golden Week ⚡ said...

sounds like a mad hectic party in rome.

Xed said...

damn larissa

Jonny Boyz said...

experienced with alcohol.

smaz,you are are an alcohol and you are destroying your family.