in the time before internets

man 1: aww, i just thought of something i really want to know more about.

man 2: suck shit, or by a 50 volume encyclopedia

man 1: aww i really want to watch some porn

man 2: suck shit, or go buy a 20 dollar video

man 1: aww i just thought about porn and now i want to know more about it

man 2: suck shit, or by a 50 volume encyclopedia, or go buy a 20 dollar video

yeh, i dont use the internet for anything else, so i dont know what else they could say.

but what a fantastic time we live in, what would we do without the internet?!

ill tell you what, SPORTS!!!