Omegle

You: i need a poo

Stranger: 8=============================D

You: win

Stranger: hey do you have a penis

You: maybe

Stranger: do you have a small penis

You: NO

You: its huge

Stranger: my balls dropped yesterday

You: wow

You: awesome

You: good for you

Stranger: i'm exited

You: in a sexual way?

Stranger: you gay crap

You: why?

You: you're the one that asked the length of my penis

Stranger: you shit your probably only 10 years old

You: um...

Stranger: were are you from?

You: you're the one who's balls have just dropped

You: im from your mom

Stranger: fuck you

You: okay

You: hot

Stranger: mather licka

You: YOUR mother licker

Stranger: you have a hairy vagina

You: I thought I had a penis

Stranger: your dick got cutt off

You: oh

You: that sucks

Stranger: bye your mom!

You: by YOUR mom

You: wait...

Stranger: fucker

You: wut

Stranger: your mom has a penis now

You: awesome

Stranger: go take your shit

You: she's using it to fuck you mom

Stranger: that was your first word doosh

You: oh rite

Stranger: rappist

You: DAMN STRAIGHT

Stranger: chineese ass hole

You: IM GANGSTA

Stranger: your straight ew...

You: wut

Stranger: yeah a retarted gangster

You: great

You: ima nigger now

Stranger: fuck all the vitnamese

You: um...

You: they're not niggers

You: they're azns

Stranger: do you play runescape

You: no wtf.

You: fag

Stranger: i don't play

You: oh ok

You: good

Stranger: do you have a brother that plays

You: no

Stranger: or sister

You: why the fuck wuld I

You: my family's better than that

Stranger: fuck runescape

You: inorite

You: sucks

Stranger: you are shit bag

You: so are you

Stranger: you have a small penis

Stranger: this is it

Stranger: 8==D

Stranger: that's it

You: I thought it got chopped off

Stranger: fag

Stranger: you glued it back on

You: douchefag

You: where did my vagina go then?

Stranger: i will fuck you tonight

You: great

You: I can't wait

Stranger: ill touch your balls in a happy way

You: oh good

Stranger: 8=D

You: I didn't want you to touch them sadly

Stranger: 8================D

You: that's my dick?

Stranger: i'm happy of today

You: really?

Stranger: yeah!

You: never would have guessed

You: so am I

Stranger: cause i get to toucha a strangers balls

You: yeah

You: I bet you're happy to touch my balls

Stranger: and you can touch my ass

You: oh

You: awesome.

Stranger: girls asses are wider than boys

You: yeah, I know that

Stranger: there 12 inches

Stranger: 1 foot

You: you mean you can fit a foot of dick in?

Stranger: for a nice smooth dick to go inside

You: a smooth nigger dick

Stranger: smooth tan dick

Stranger: you fucking nigger

You: yeah.

Stranger: fuck you

Stranger: i have a gf

You: nigger with a massive dick

Stranger: ytou dont

Stranger: i have a wild dick

You: I have your mom

Stranger: i have your brother

You: I have your sister

You: fag

Stranger: he has a small dick

Stranger: this is the size

You: just like you

Stranger: 8===D

You: wow.

Stranger: mines went up his ass hole

You: I wouldn't know cos I don't look at my brother's dick

Stranger: well good for 5 year olds vagina

You: your sister?

You: yeah

You: nice and tight

Stranger: your brother gets a boner and you when you look at a naked man

Stranger: bye bye fucker i got to piss

You: if its a sexy nigger

You: i need a poo

Stranger: i am a sexy nigger

Stranger: i have a vagina

You: great

You: me too

Stranger: and big black breasts

Stranger: like big blacks

You: im a big black

Stranger: on rob&big

You: big black dick

Stranger: see you nigga

You: bye

You have disconnected.

It was awesome.