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Stranger: oh fuck, you again

You: ME AGAIN.

You: Always the same name :'(

You: I don't think I have talked to you though.

Stranger: probably not

You: How can you say 'you again' when it says that you are 'you' in front of you?

You: Because if you are you and I am you then how can we both be you?

Stranger: it's like lennon said

Stranger: i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

You: This is so deep.

You: Like deep blue waters.

You: In which I live :')

Stranger: you've never heard that before?

You: No, I do not have ears.

Stranger: that's highly unfortunate for you

You: I realise this.

Stranger: it's a great song

You: I would not know. :(

You: Have you ever experienced eating plankton?

Stranger: not that i know of, but it's possible i've eatten some accidently

You: It is the bulk of my diet.

You: I hope one day you will try some.

Stranger: our bodies are very different. plankton doesn't taste good to me

You: It tastes lovely.

Stranger: what species are you?

Stranger: you sound smarter than an orca

You: Dear child, I am the great blue whale.

Stranger: child? how old are you?

You: 74.

Stranger: man

Stranger: you're almost as old as my grandma

You: But older when you take whale years into account.

Stranger: in which year were you born?

Stranger: how do you hear your whale friends singing if you don't have ears?

You: The year of 1935.

You: I lied about not having ears because I did not want to feel embarrassed that I did not hear your song. :(

You: Are you the Beatle?

Stranger: nah, the Walrus

You: I could swallow you.

Stranger: true

You: I must depart, I must deliver a parcel to my good friend.

Stranger: k

You: Goodnight, sweet young one.

Stranger: tell them the walrus says sup

You: I shall.

You: Sayonara~