Friday, July 10, 2009

lol, finally, a minor punch in the face for a faceless (and talentless) corporation.


lol


activision (guitar hero, tony hawks pro skater, etc.) have recently revealed that they may be dropping support for PS3.
"The PS3 is expensive to develop for, as well as being an expensive console... If they [Sony] don't drop the price of the PS3 soon, it may be in our best interests not to develop or port any new or existing titles to the console."
(not an actual quote, but it sounds like one)

take that, fanboys

PS3 owner: "ooh, look u r inferior u has a wii look i has guitar hero on my ps3 and it has better grafix than urs on te wii, plus im better than u cause i has a ps3 and wii is for pussies"
Wii owner: "I play games for fun, not because I want to prove how hardcore I am by developing skills across a broad range of the same game (literal translation: the entire FPS genre)."
PS3 owner:"but, I have guitar hero, I play more than just FPS~"
Wii owner:"Yeah, I have guitar hero too."
PS3 owner:"mah guitar hero be better at graffics"
Wii owner:"Noob."
PS3 owner:"no u noob, u has wee, amirite X360?"
x360 own*:"Hey, I have Halo. Don't count me in on this."
PS3 owner:"i practically has halo, i meen look at all these fps games i have..."
X360 own:"As well as a whole bunch of shitty tie-ins."
PS3 owner:"jackass the game pwnd"
Wii owner:"Wasnt it just one guy beating the hell out of almost-naked men with a baseball bat?"
PS3 owner:"like every smash bros game lol"
Wii owner:"No, Smash Bros is fun."
PS3 owner:"u dont need fun look at me i has grafics, look at dem dey is goods! look at my graphix! dun leave nuuuuu"
X360 own and Wii owner walk off into distance.

yeah, just a pet peeve of mine, unless X360 owners do it, cause I actually respect that console.

ok, so there are ps3 fans who dont talk like that, ever. but i was just hyperbolicising for the sake of my argument. and there are x360 and wii fans who are at that level of maturity and talk like that. and nobody liked jackass the game.

*X360 owner abbreviated to 'X360 own' for similiar linelengths with the others.

if you have a PS3... dear god**, don't do that in public!

**nrly.

6 comments:

Lord of the Palmtrees said...

hey dont blame me for getting addicted. its your own choice to go on it and do stuffs :P
kakakkakakak

Betamaxrules said...

lol
glad we agree

JD said...

I personally have never heard a PS3 owner put up wuch a piss-weak and stupid argument before, first of all being a 360 owner I have this to say... Halo is overated... pwning all teh nubzorzz and geting highest rank online gets boring to thats why I traded it in, and secondly there's a reason the PS3 is so expensive and possibly the only reason I respect it, Blu-ray which enables geniuses like Hideo Kojima for example to create marsterpieces such as MGS4.If MGS4 were released on any other console asides from the PC it wouldn't be the same and if it were released on the PC it would take up... oh lets see 60GB of hard disk drive space which is the amount that a single dual layered Blu-ray disc holds and the exact amount that was used for MGS4... Also Little Big Planet... Mofo...

Wii is fairly shite...
I got bored of it really qucikly after playing the approx 5 good titles it had going for it...

Peace- Joelnes!

Șмž said...

fine, msg4 and little big planet. but srsly, if you havent heard that sort of pissweak argument, you really havent been around the same sites i have. although, i have to admit, there are some way more childish and/or unintellected wii owners out there, who dont know much about gaming. there are also 360 owners that are like that too.

halo may be overrated, but it was a pretty brilliant game, i mean if you are talking about fps the ones everybody knows are halo, counterstrike, half life, goldeneye and doom.

and yeah, the ps3 has a lot of space on the disk, however that still doesnt change the fact that sony still falls into its old pattern of cheap, quick tie-in games. although that can be said about all movie studios for all consoles, too. every game console has its good games, its bad games, its masterpeices and its really shitty games, some better or worse than others.

but it isnt relevant to use only a single game as an example. you wouldnt buy a ps3 for little big planet or msg3, nor would you buy a wii for brawl.
(singstar doesnt count, as that was used to sell huge amounts of ps2s to an audience of non-gamers, as was eye-toy. wii sports also, appealing to non-gamers to sell wiis.)

argue argue argue. but just so you know, my console is superior. </gamer>

JD said...

Neither of my 4 consoles that I own are superior because they each have their good games their bad games etc etc [/copypaste]

But yeah Sony does have a habit of chucking an EA at their game studios and it's ruined alot of wouldd be masterpieces like HAZE which I WAS really psycjed for.

But honestly and seriously though... you wouldn't understand cause you havent played it but MGS4 does in fact justify buying a PS3... the only reason why I didnt fork over the money for one is cause I spent 50+ hours at Nafans playing it :D

AcionMan! said...

Hey.. not all FPSs are the same :( There's actually a surprising amount of variety to them.

And, besides, fanboys are for the consoles. We all know the PC is king :P