Story 2: Electric Boogaloo

Once there was an ice cream and a Paul's warehouse brochure.  The brochure entered them both in a Magic: The Gathering tournament and the ice cream kept bringing it up and saying how bad it was.  But it wasn't really that bad.

The End.

Okay, here's another one:

One time the brochure and the ice cream were hanging out with their friends, a goat and a protractor.  They all went on a trampoline bungee and it was awesome.

And here's another one again:

Once there was this furry who kept trolling this blog that the brochure, the ice cream, the goat and the protractor were all part of, as revenge for something that happened mainly with another member of the blog, a stick of roll-on sunscreen, a few months ago.  This furry kept massively hating on the Paul's Warehouse brochure, though, possibly because the brochure had been on the sunscreen's side before, but a lot of other objects had too, so whatever. Anyway, so this event had been building up for ages, especially at a series of parties held by a pig, a macintosh computer and a tap.  But others, too.  At the mac's party, the furry and a DVD were felt up willingly by an orange, and it was gross.  A whole bunch of these friends travelled together by boat to reach the party of the tap, where the brochure was told by something else that the furry was hating on the brochure a lot, and when the brochure confronted the furry, it denied.  However, it was quite obvious.

The brochure has to go to orchestra rehearsal now, so story time is over.