But wait a second!

I've got an incredible story to tell you all (Not really)
This actually happened (Kinda)

So we were all sitting there in maths class right, talkin' 'bout stuff not related to maths as ussual till Simon said "Oh yeah Jonos Facebook picture is mad hardcore(In terrible lad-accent)" and then I was all like "I have a theory, that's not actually beer he's drinking... that's Nesquick!". So after a few minutes of "I LOVE NESQUICK!"s being shouted accros the room Jono finally piped up and said "What Facebook?" And then I was all like "Oh dear lord I knew it! It was Ms Murphy all along![/gasp!]" Then Jono unzips himself to reveal he is actually Ms Murphy! Then Tom Grant shouts "But then wheres Jono?!?!?!" Then Eddy unzips himself to be Jono who then reveals he'd been working undercover for a period of time to catch Ms Murphy, then Ey Jamaal yells out REECEEEES! as he always does but nobody cared... then Ben10 said "But wait a second if Eddy is Jono... then where is Eddy" Then Tom Grant unzips hismelf and revals himself to be Eddy" Then George said "Wait a second if you are Eddy... then where is Tom?!" In a mad lad accent... so anyway a few hours of unzipping later then George yells out accros the room "BUT WAIT A SECOND! WHERES MADISON?!?!!" Then Ey Jamaal unzips himself and reveals himself to be Madison! Then Tom yells out "WAIT A SECOND IF EY JAMAAL IS MADISON... WHERES SHAMWOW?!?!?!" Then Madison unzipped himself and a Shamwow fell out... then we all lived happily ever after and lost the game... The End.

Wow... these painkillers are really strong... maybe I shouldn't have taken two...