in dah past

when i was in kindergarten, i was the super cool queen of the 'dog pound'. for some reason, all the guys were dogs and they would be my bitches hahahahaha anyway, i married a guy but then got a divource because he liked hello kitty and i was secretly jelly of his pencil case.
and now the same guy goes to school with my cousin hahahha
and then one time, we had a war, which was when our k2 class randomly split up into 2 groups and started charging at each other and violently bashing each other. nobody could win since we were all just mindlessly hurting each other and i kept forgetting who was on my team. and anyway the war ended when playtime ended. and it was a game. a game called war.

and cos of that, we were especially sweaty so we had to sit in the teacher's office to cool of. then suddenly, something reeked and jason had shat his pants for some reason. it was soo funny and i dont think he was embarassed at all.

and we had 5 years of pre-highschool, or whatever you call it, it went like preschool, nursery 1, nursery 2, kindergarten1 and kindergarten 2.
and in primary i was pretty bad ass too. I was also a massive tomboy and made being girly un cool. and then ru and i dissed leotard type swimsuits so my friends started getting surf suit like ones because shorts are better haha

and i started stealing stationary in year 4 and 5 because it was fun and ru and i even taught other people to do it. and there were rules on who and what you could steal.
and our maths exam in year 5 was 3 hours long and it seemed more serious than the trials now

and i was super bad at chinese and drew all over my textbook. our chinese textbooks were like anthologies of stories with pictures in them and i drew speech bubbles to form funny comics. it was super funny. hahahha. hhahahahahahahahha.