Thursday, August 11, 2011

it was gonna be a reply to hoggs post, but it was slightly off topic so i made it a post.

It's funny, i was thinking recently about my first memory of school.

I remember sitting across from this girl called Georgia, she was my best friend in preschool. and im pretty sure we agreed to marry each other, (Platonic though, then again, how can marriage be platonic?)

I remember HATING this kid called Tom. He was the teachers favorite and so he got to do all the demonstrations for stuff and everything. I remember one time there was this thing were they were doing some "Experiment" with ballons and hose, and all we did was sit around for 30 mins and watch Tom do cool shit with the teacher, and i remember being pissed about it and bitching to Georgia. Plus he was allergic to glucose or something, all that meant to me though is that he got his own special cookies, the dick, and he would stand at the front and eat a WHOLE packet of cookies and we had to sit on the floor and got to have ONE cookie. And he had a twin and he was like normal and didn;t have anything special but i hated him for being Tom's brother. Fucking Tom.

And i had another friend, but i can't remember his name. Fuck. we were family friends and went way back. think his name was Daniel. anyway yeah, we did this add together for Orange the telephone company, and we had to go on this boat to this island, and this woman put this to big shirt on me, but she put it on so that one shoulder was exposed, but i kept correcting it, and and she was getting pissed at me.

OHH and i remember going to chapel, (cause i went to an anglican school) and i had a tick on my head. and so while we sat through this boring ass sermon, (anyone who knows religious school knows what i mean) i like picked at the tick and then it popped on my head or soething and my hand was COVERED in blood, (or at least thats how i remember it) and some girl freaked out and i interrupted the whole sermon and they took me out and i was the talk of the town for the whole day or week. and i reckon its because of that incident that i was a really shy kid up until like halfway through year five.

there are more but i cbf writing them. anyways post your own searly memories and shit and we'l see whose is the coolest!! (mine)

6 comments:

smaz said...

a lot of marriages these days are platonic

oh snap

Hoggle said...

Umm no if platonic means, what google says it means, 'Intimate and affectionate but not sexual' , I think the reason there is a high divorce rate is because they are not platonic. And not sexual either. Kinda just anger. (I have divorced parents, I'm not just talking through my hat).

And yeh, religious schools' sermons, utterly boring, for an hour before lunch every Wednesday for 4 years.

Just curiously, where did you go to school before IGS?

Lord of the Palmtrees said...

allergic to glucose?!?!?! WTF. that must super suck holy shit hahahahah
how does he convert food into energy? like, starch in any carbohydrate is broken down into glucose by amylase in the stomach which can be used for metabolic reactions which basically allows to body to do whatever.
ho man he must have some weird mutated system. im surprised he managed to be alive

Șмž said...

yeah, k emily. you win on a technical level. but why is english what google says english is?
>distrust yo dictionary.

Xedalenar said...

ahhh church days, did you guys have to sing choir and everything aswell?

Jonny Boyz said...

yeh i meant gluten.

and i went to trinity Anglican school in cairns for one year (kindy)