maybe the more female followers of this blog can answer this: why are girls so mean, bitchy etc? like, telling huge lies, crushing "friendships", just generally bitch-being? why are they so horrible sometimes?
not talking about anyone i know, but just maybe you guys can tell me? hmmm
maybe i sound too much like a guy when i ask this though...
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Update
Hey guys
About the vietnam storm thing,
I looked at the weather for Hue and Hanoi and they will be sunny by Tuesday and Halong Bay shoud be fun
Also Mr. miller sent an email about it said there is no changes to the itinerary
So pumped!!
About the vietnam storm thing,
I looked at the weather for Hue and Hanoi and they will be sunny by Tuesday and Halong Bay shoud be fun
Also Mr. miller sent an email about it said there is no changes to the itinerary
So pumped!!
Typhoon Ketsana kills 31 in Vietnam
Typhoon Ketsana slammed into Vietnam on Tuesday, killing at least 31 people during floods and landslides that caused almost 170,000 people to flee their homes, officials said.
The death toll in Vietnam added to at least 246 who died in the Philippines when Ketsana, then a weaker tropical storm, devastated Manila at the weekend.
Flood and storm control committee officials said on Tuesday night that 31 people had died, many of them in Kon Tum, a mountainous inland province that recorded 13 fatalities.
"What worries us is that the flooding could worsen because of heavy rain raising water levels in the rivers but in particular rising sea water, which threatens coastal residents," said Duong Van Ngoc, vice-president of Phu Vang district in Thua Thien-Hue province.
Flooding hit parts of Danang as well as Hue, the former capital and a UNESCO World Heritage site, where residents used small wooden and steel boats to move around, an AFP reporter saw.
Fallen trees littered the streets and the Perfume River, which winds through the ancient city, had risen considerably, AFP observed.
"My house is now flooded to my knees," said one resident, out collecting wood from downed trees that he said he would use for cooking.
"We have enough instant noodles," he said.
In some places, water had come within 10 or 15 centimetres of the country's north-south railway line, AFP observed.
More than 1,000 passengers were stranded at Hue's train station, said Nguyen Ngoc Thien, president of the People's Committee, or communist local government, in Thua Thien-Hue.
Thien, speaking on state television, said up to 50cm of rain had fallen.
The front doors of many homes were fortified with wood, and the roofs had been sandbagged, AFP observed. Few people were on the streets.
"We are preparing to supply the evacuees with food and water for one month," Thien said.
Ketsana hit the coast between the two fishing provinces of Quang Nam and Quang Ngai, an official from the flood and storm committee said. Hoi An town, another World Heritage site, is located in Quang Nam.
Vietnam Airlines suspended flights to Hue and Danang on Monday but said they would resume on Wednesday.
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just sayin
The death toll in Vietnam added to at least 246 who died in the Philippines when Ketsana, then a weaker tropical storm, devastated Manila at the weekend.
Flood and storm control committee officials said on Tuesday night that 31 people had died, many of them in Kon Tum, a mountainous inland province that recorded 13 fatalities.
"What worries us is that the flooding could worsen because of heavy rain raising water levels in the rivers but in particular rising sea water, which threatens coastal residents," said Duong Van Ngoc, vice-president of Phu Vang district in Thua Thien-Hue province.
Flooding hit parts of Danang as well as Hue, the former capital and a UNESCO World Heritage site, where residents used small wooden and steel boats to move around, an AFP reporter saw.
Fallen trees littered the streets and the Perfume River, which winds through the ancient city, had risen considerably, AFP observed.
"My house is now flooded to my knees," said one resident, out collecting wood from downed trees that he said he would use for cooking.
"We have enough instant noodles," he said.
In some places, water had come within 10 or 15 centimetres of the country's north-south railway line, AFP observed.
More than 1,000 passengers were stranded at Hue's train station, said Nguyen Ngoc Thien, president of the People's Committee, or communist local government, in Thua Thien-Hue.
Thien, speaking on state television, said up to 50cm of rain had fallen.
The front doors of many homes were fortified with wood, and the roofs had been sandbagged, AFP observed. Few people were on the streets.
"We are preparing to supply the evacuees with food and water for one month," Thien said.
Ketsana hit the coast between the two fishing provinces of Quang Nam and Quang Ngai, an official from the flood and storm committee said. Hoi An town, another World Heritage site, is located in Quang Nam.
Vietnam Airlines suspended flights to Hue and Danang on Monday but said they would resume on Wednesday.
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just sayin
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Exams are over!!!
and dont take my picture down whoever you are who did it who i suspect for no reason that it was non other then joel....
and also, bring a video camera thing or something that can capture video to vietnam so we can make a super happy awesome vietnam montage.
and also, baby elephants!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Parklife
It's over 18s... mums goin' an' she was gonna help me get in but she majorly dogged me D:
Who wants to jump the fence with me?
Who wants to jump the fence with me?
vietnam essentials
EVERYONE BRING YA GAMEBOYS TO VIETNAM
we can hav a vote on which version and i can bring a cable
we can hav a vote on which version and i can bring a cable
shit
Does anyone have the history notification?
I neeed~ it. Was going to get it after yum cha today, but the crossing for where I would go home went green just as I got up to it and I really just couldn't miss that opportunity, so I went home instead.
So now I need the notification. Pls.
Drank my beer and smoked my weed, but my good friends are all i need
So yum cha was awesomesaucesome. I feel so phat now and yeah. last day of exams tomorroz and then accessorriiee shopping wit joshua and vietnam!!! gonna be so awesome!!! and like proms coming up so like it would be win if they had awards like prom king and queen and best dressed and all these other random categories and like we got to vote for the winner and give candy canes and then glen coco would get lots of candy canes but gretchen weiners wouldnt. sorry, i got carried away.... and then we would go to college in america. cause it would be like pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat then do it aagain....
What picture?
What picture?
so you think shinodaman can't rap do you hui. (bahaha. 3 videos (y) .)
yup. this are the song i cant get out of my head, and im all like (to ru) ugh, cant get this song out of my head. and shes all like (indifferently) k. and im all like, ill post it on the blog. and shes all like, yup, you do that.
also, to hui, when you say shinodaman cant rap for shit, but uve only heard like 2 of his songs, k?
yup. cant rap for shit you say. its a pity i had to get one of those 'lyrics' videos for dedicated, but its good song.
/anger.now with less space consumption. om-nom-nom :D
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Maths...
I am so fucked for algebra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like missed so much and the fucking student teacher we had was a horrible teacher!!!
MUST CRAM INFO!!!
I am going on a 4 hr cram.
Also how r you guys taking money to vietnam?
like with a card or like in wads of american dollars.
I like missed so much and the fucking student teacher we had was a horrible teacher!!!
MUST CRAM INFO!!!
I am going on a 4 hr cram.
Also how r you guys taking money to vietnam?
like with a card or like in wads of american dollars.
They say in Finland...
... that they banned Donald Duck for not wearing any pants... however, I think there's other reasons...
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
PUTIN=BADASS
LOOK AT THAT HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER.AND THAT'S JUST JUST WHEN HE'S FISHING.
IF HE WANTED TO, HE COULD CATCH THOSE FISH WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
um, wtf... i am scared...
but if you don't get it, then you probably will get laid or have already at some point
wow, heres to my self-esteem...
...
...
...aw.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
so... guys...
whoah, i sound like marlena there, sorta...
anyohw, is anyone going to school at the normal time tomoz (in yr 10 obvi)? i know you dont have to and stuff... but just wondering if anyone is... i might...
ugh. study hurts my hand. In 2 and a bit hours I managed to write 12 pages of science notes. all loosely spread out. and its the most study ive ever done. happy.
Monday, September 21, 2009
theres no rule saying i cant enter my own contest
This took a while to make so you better fucking enlarge it.
fuck, i need to go to bed.
edit: joel, make your own post... grumble grumble... happy face...
Sunday, September 20, 2009
photoshopping contest!
bored?
rules:
you must have created it yourself...
it must be photoshopped...
it must have the items specified in it...
Yeh! here we go.
the things it must contain are... *fanfare*
*PANDA
*IPOD
*FIRE
*COMMUNISM
the more creativest wins, and the smoother the shopping the better.
and everybody should rate each entry out of 10 or something. yeh.
(create a new post to entry...?)
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WARG!!
HAHAHA, NOW IM ON DA BLOG. YOU BEES MINE PRWNS!!!.. HAHAH ALL OF YOU BE PRAWNS TO MINE GAMES!!
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Can i get one thing clear?
People take my stuff all the time and I rly dont mind
but the thing is when i dont get it back.
Yes the easyway card was only 50 cents but the fact that u guys think that u can lose my stuff is fucked up. I rly dont care if its a 50 cent easyway card, but what if it had been my debit card or my bus pass?
I need that stuff and the fact that u guys think u can just lose it and not care.
The post thing was the same, u think u can just go mess around in my stuff and it pissed me off, the post, meh, its just a morals thing.
Seriously if ur gonna do things like that then get some morals and dont lose ppls stuff or change it.
Im not saying ur immoral just that u need to think about the consequences more.
I dont care bout the easyway card or the post rly, just if its other stuff then it can be worse.
but the thing is when i dont get it back.
Yes the easyway card was only 50 cents but the fact that u guys think that u can lose my stuff is fucked up. I rly dont care if its a 50 cent easyway card, but what if it had been my debit card or my bus pass?
I need that stuff and the fact that u guys think u can just lose it and not care.
The post thing was the same, u think u can just go mess around in my stuff and it pissed me off, the post, meh, its just a morals thing.
Seriously if ur gonna do things like that then get some morals and dont lose ppls stuff or change it.
Im not saying ur immoral just that u need to think about the consequences more.
I dont care bout the easyway card or the post rly, just if its other stuff then it can be worse.
That party last night was awfully crazy, i wished i taped it...
and then farmville was like... im not going to save anything you do so you cant farm yo crops or harvest my animals and stuff. everytime i go back its like, daily lottory or whatever it is. It just restarts.
ode to emily hogg 3
emily hogg
emily hogg
i am sorry
emily hogg
i deleted
your post
but its okay
because its
back now
emily hogg
emily hogg, emily hogg, homogenised, pasturised, emily hogg....
And also, i am sorry
emily hogg
for putting that picture of you
and heres another one, you cant quite see your face
but i hope it is good enough for you
emily hogg
1000th POST
1000th post!!!
Just saying
this is no longer the 1000th post sam.
thankyou for deleting the photo. im sry for going off at u too
Just saying
this is no longer the 1000th post sam.
thankyou for deleting the photo. im sry for going off at u too
WTF???
WTF????
Dont change my posts!! its such an abuse of ur fucking admin rights
Someone deleted my post!!
Unless u promise not to change or delete my posts i'm not gonna post again ever!!
I no this is a bit of an overreaction but srsly i dont give a fuck.
put my post back!!!
Dont change my posts!! its such an abuse of ur fucking admin rights
Someone deleted my post!!
Unless u promise not to change or delete my posts i'm not gonna post again ever!!
I no this is a bit of an overreaction but srsly i dont give a fuck.
put my post back!!!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Trying to take us down?
So they think we're just a bunch of loser kids?
They underestimate our strength.
And our unity.
And our intelligence.
And our loyalty.
And our determination.
They have no idea who they're dealing with.
They have no idea what they're in for.
We will not let them get away with what they are doing.
We will not go down without a fight.
We will not back down.
They picked a fight with the wrong bunch of losers.
freakin dragged me into her office in the middle of art without any warning. shot questions at me. i didnt rly wanna talk about it. when i answered IDK or I dont rmb, she takes it as me being evasive or covering up. but u know wut? I really dont know.
I dont know anything. And if shes going to be like this, i will not cooperate with her.
i cant handle this. I'm not used to this. She freakin interiogated me. That was not an interview. she threatened me with a social worker and not going to vietnam. She aint know me. She cant make me say anything i dont wanna say. Thats violation. Thats invading my privacy and my friend's privacy. She looked at me straight with her cold heartless inhumane eyes. All i could see was her horrible hideous hair. It was the definition of UGLY and TASTELESS all in one. I will not stand by this. Goatman is right, shes trying to be a police and not principal. I thought she always goes on about acceptance, but shes a closeminded heartless bitch and she dont accept me. She judges me inaccuratle but she has authority to do whatever she wants. Maybe i would be in a better position to speak to her if she and ms duma werent so cold and scary.
This is principal level man. IDK what i did. She said that i didnt do anything but ima witness and she wants me to talk about my friends. And snitch them in. I have no place to talk about other people. I will only speak of myself.
thats the thing. If i didnt do nothing, then dont talk to me. get out
move bitch get out the way get out the way bitch get out the way
KARMA WILL KILL U BITCH
I dont know anything. And if shes going to be like this, i will not cooperate with her.
i cant handle this. I'm not used to this. She freakin interiogated me. That was not an interview. she threatened me with a social worker and not going to vietnam. She aint know me. She cant make me say anything i dont wanna say. Thats violation. Thats invading my privacy and my friend's privacy. She looked at me straight with her cold heartless inhumane eyes. All i could see was her horrible hideous hair. It was the definition of UGLY and TASTELESS all in one. I will not stand by this. Goatman is right, shes trying to be a police and not principal. I thought she always goes on about acceptance, but shes a closeminded heartless bitch and she dont accept me. She judges me inaccuratle but she has authority to do whatever she wants. Maybe i would be in a better position to speak to her if she and ms duma werent so cold and scary.
This is principal level man. IDK what i did. She said that i didnt do anything but ima witness and she wants me to talk about my friends. And snitch them in. I have no place to talk about other people. I will only speak of myself.
thats the thing. If i didnt do nothing, then dont talk to me. get out
move bitch get out the way get out the way bitch get out the way
KARMA WILL KILL U BITCH
quagsire really needs a wash.
So im going to keep up with my endless anti-MsshitMurphyface propaganda.
Ms shitMurphyface doesn't give a shit about little small gatherings but whenever there is a chance to make a student miserable, she will jump at that and use it. She will call you things and make you feel like shit. She will stalk your life to make you miserabe, to make life a living hell cause she does not want you to be happy. She records private conversations about you. She will bring in another person in the interigaration room so that that other bitch will be a witness and be like, nope, ms shitmurphyface was being humane the entire time. Infact, because ms murphy blew this situation so out of hand, i will make her seem like so much of a fag bitch dick fuck then she is and that is quite hard to top. And if she finds this, she cant use it agaisnt us cause really, who is this Ms shitMurphyface. As if she can make some shit up like that and make it your word against mine so that she can get away with her lies. I mean, she really doesnt know all the chaos and problems she caused. What does she want to get out of this? She says she is concern about other students. Concerned? in what way? for their studies? for their exams? for them to live properly? what is this shit. She doens't have the right to look into your personal lives and use it against you.
Maheena: Nicola? how did it go? are you okay?
Nicola: I just got sooo owned...
U YES U
I FUKING HATE U
WANNA KILL U
U WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM
I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS
THX 4 RUINING MA LIFE DICKFAG SHITCUNT FUCKTARD BITCH
ALSO. U HAVE BAD HAIR AND UR MEAN.
YEA. BIG MEANIE
U PROBS WILL BE READING THIS COS U STALK OUR LIVES.
COS U DONT GOT ONE.
I ACTUALLY HATE U SO MUCH THAT I JUST WANT U TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
GET THE FUK OUT OF OUR LIVES
U DONT EVEN KNOW WUT U'VE PUT ME THROUGH U UNEMPATHETIC BITCH
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so this is what it was
Murphy: Did u see drug doing etc etc
Hui: No blah blah blah i didnt, u lie
M: u quite agressive arnt u?
h: lolwut? ima like this cos i dont understand why i are in this position
M: We'll i find u rude and arrogant and agressive and i dont think u should go to vietnam and put a staff in that position
h: oh. sorry. i didnt know i was coming of that way
M: i think the way u speak is agressive and rude and i really dont like that. I have the authority to send a social worker to your house if u continue this way. i'll let u see me later in the arvo when u are in a state to talk to me
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BITCHFAG LOOKING 4 ANY EXCUSE TO RUIN MY LIFE
WANNA KILL U
U WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM
I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS
THX 4 RUINING MA LIFE DICKFAG SHITCUNT FUCKTARD BITCH
ALSO. U HAVE BAD HAIR AND UR MEAN.
YEA. BIG MEANIE
U PROBS WILL BE READING THIS COS U STALK OUR LIVES.
COS U DONT GOT ONE.
I ACTUALLY HATE U SO MUCH THAT I JUST WANT U TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
GET THE FUK OUT OF OUR LIVES
U DONT EVEN KNOW WUT U'VE PUT ME THROUGH U UNEMPATHETIC BITCH
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so this is what it was
Murphy: Did u see drug doing etc etc
Hui: No blah blah blah i didnt, u lie
M: u quite agressive arnt u?
h: lolwut? ima like this cos i dont understand why i are in this position
M: We'll i find u rude and arrogant and agressive and i dont think u should go to vietnam and put a staff in that position
h: oh. sorry. i didnt know i was coming of that way
M: i think the way u speak is agressive and rude and i really dont like that. I have the authority to send a social worker to your house if u continue this way. i'll let u see me later in the arvo when u are in a state to talk to me
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BITCHFAG LOOKING 4 ANY EXCUSE TO RUIN MY LIFE
Friday, September 18, 2009
We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off...
So Ms Murphy has been threatening to cancel Vietnam and exchange for some of the students if they don't tell the 'truth'. The truth in this sense is what ms murphy thinks cause she is extremely convinced that her sources are correct. What she has been doing is interagrating people and trying to make them admit to things they didn't do so that she is right. This is like putting kids through questions and shit and under pressure and whatever little thing you do she will use it against you. So if she says something that you disagree to, you get all agitated and defensive and she says thats being rude and aggressive. She is snooping into your private lives. She will track down every party and find out exactly who is drinking and shit. Everything she finds she will use it against you. She'll be all like, this is because we are concern and we want to protect you but no, she doens't she wants to make your life miserable and this whole situation has been blown out of poprotions. She won't go to your teachers and ask them for their opinion cause they can stand up for you. She'll keep it in a way that its my word against yours. This isnt dennehy, dearn or baker or anything like that. This is at a principal level. This is where the principal butts her head into everything and wants to destroy your life at the exam period. What really bugs me is that where do they get all this information. Who are her sources. Who are these sources who know every party and every detail of who was drinking and taking what. She even has a 'jules and annie private conversation' in her database. Now thats just not cool. She's practically spying and invading your privacy.
So Ms Murphy has been threatening to cancel Vietnam and exchange for some of the students if they don't tell the 'truth'. The truth in this sense is what ms murphy thinks cause she is extremely convinced that her sources are correct. What she has been doing is interagrating people and trying to make them admit to things they didn't do so that she is right. This is like putting kids through questions and shit and under pressure and whatever little thing you do she will use it against you. So if she says something that you disagree to, you get all agitated and defensive and she says thats being rude and aggressive. She is snooping into your private lives. She will track down every party and find out exactly who is drinking and shit. Everything she finds she will use it against you. She'll be all like, this is because we are concern and we want to protect you but no, she doens't she wants to make your life miserable and this whole situation has been blown out of poprotions. She won't go to your teachers and ask them for their opinion cause they can stand up for you. She'll keep it in a way that its my word against yours. This isnt dennehy, dearn or baker or anything like that. This is at a principal level. This is where the principal butts her head into everything and wants to destroy your life at the exam period. What really bugs me is that where do they get all this information. Who are her sources. Who are these sources who know every party and every detail of who was drinking and taking what. She even has a 'jules and annie private conversation' in her database. Now thats just not cool. She's practically spying and invading your privacy.
International Grammar School
So the school has this fat booklet and files of the lives of everyone and all the parties that people go to. They know all the parties, even random parties that only one igs kid when to. The teachers (more like ms murphy and ms duma) are stalking the lives of the kids. They even know secret parties. They know more gossip than you know. Theres a snitch amoung us. Also,theres a grey cloud over our year. And they have been interagating 5 students like hui and josh and maheena and nicola and blaise. And also, im pretty sure ms murphy is reading this cause she stalks all of us. Will keep posting.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
FML.
fuck my life.
I hate it when people use 'fml' for everything. like, oh noes, i dropped my shit, fml. i missed the bus to go home, fml. my bus buddy isnt here today so i have to go home alone, fml. i mean, im just all like, at least your not grounded for 6 months. At least you can still go to sleepovers for the rest of your school life. At least your not controlled by your parents. at least the principal is not spreading rumours about your sister for no apparent reason, at least you dont have random unknown people making shit up and making the principal make such a stupid fuss out of everything. at least the principal doesn't try to stalk your social life and pick on a little park gathering when there are other big parties where people get drunk. i mean, fml, what the fuck did i do to make karma hate me?? what did i do that was soo bad. i mean other people lie to their parents to. other people do worse things. So people are all like, things could be worse. and im all like, things could be better, and im all like, i could have been doing something so much worse. i could be such a delinquent. If i started out as a delinquent child, maybe this wouldnt happen to me. K, so im overreacting, there are other kids in the world who have no bed and no food. but im not them. my life used to be sooo much better. and it could be like that. fml.
I hate it when people use 'fml' for everything. like, oh noes, i dropped my shit, fml. i missed the bus to go home, fml. my bus buddy isnt here today so i have to go home alone, fml. i mean, im just all like, at least your not grounded for 6 months. At least you can still go to sleepovers for the rest of your school life. At least your not controlled by your parents. at least the principal is not spreading rumours about your sister for no apparent reason, at least you dont have random unknown people making shit up and making the principal make such a stupid fuss out of everything. at least the principal doesn't try to stalk your social life and pick on a little park gathering when there are other big parties where people get drunk. i mean, fml, what the fuck did i do to make karma hate me?? what did i do that was soo bad. i mean other people lie to their parents to. other people do worse things. So people are all like, things could be worse. and im all like, things could be better, and im all like, i could have been doing something so much worse. i could be such a delinquent. If i started out as a delinquent child, maybe this wouldnt happen to me. K, so im overreacting, there are other kids in the world who have no bed and no food. but im not them. my life used to be sooo much better. and it could be like that. fml.
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awww
so hermit is a member of yomi...
and midnight is a guy?
wtf?
oh wait, nobody else knows what im talking about... (not that its not usually like that)
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
so then it turned out hardner was a tentacle monster.
spoiler warning- whoops
(as in, wooper)
(as in, evolves into quagsire)
But wait a second!
I've got an incredible story to tell you all (Not really)
This actually happened (Kinda)
So we were all sitting there in maths class right, talkin' 'bout stuff not related to maths as ussual till Simon said "Oh yeah Jonos Facebook picture is mad hardcore(In terrible lad-accent)" and then I was all like "I have a theory, that's not actually beer he's drinking... that's Nesquick!". So after a few minutes of "I LOVE NESQUICK!"s being shouted accros the room Jono finally piped up and said "What Facebook?" And then I was all like "Oh dear lord I knew it! It was Ms Murphy all along![/gasp!]" Then Jono unzips himself to reveal he is actually Ms Murphy! Then Tom Grant shouts "But then wheres Jono?!?!?!" Then Eddy unzips himself to be Jono who then reveals he'd been working undercover for a period of time to catch Ms Murphy, then Ey Jamaal yells out REECEEEES! as he always does but nobody cared... then Ben10 said "But wait a second if Eddy is Jono... then where is Eddy" Then Tom Grant unzips hismelf and revals himself to be Eddy" Then George said "Wait a second if you are Eddy... then where is Tom?!" In a mad lad accent... so anyway a few hours of unzipping later then George yells out accros the room "BUT WAIT A SECOND! WHERES MADISON?!?!!" Then Ey Jamaal unzips himself and reveals himself to be Madison! Then Tom yells out "WAIT A SECOND IF EY JAMAAL IS MADISON... WHERES SHAMWOW?!?!?!" Then Madison unzipped himself and a Shamwow fell out... then we all lived happily ever after and lost the game... The End.
Wow... these painkillers are really strong... maybe I shouldn't have taken two...
This actually happened (Kinda)
So we were all sitting there in maths class right, talkin' 'bout stuff not related to maths as ussual till Simon said "Oh yeah Jonos Facebook picture is mad hardcore(In terrible lad-accent)" and then I was all like "I have a theory, that's not actually beer he's drinking... that's Nesquick!". So after a few minutes of "I LOVE NESQUICK!"s being shouted accros the room Jono finally piped up and said "What Facebook?" And then I was all like "Oh dear lord I knew it! It was Ms Murphy all along![/gasp!]" Then Jono unzips himself to reveal he is actually Ms Murphy! Then Tom Grant shouts "But then wheres Jono?!?!?!" Then Eddy unzips himself to be Jono who then reveals he'd been working undercover for a period of time to catch Ms Murphy, then Ey Jamaal yells out REECEEEES! as he always does but nobody cared... then Ben10 said "But wait a second if Eddy is Jono... then where is Eddy" Then Tom Grant unzips hismelf and revals himself to be Eddy" Then George said "Wait a second if you are Eddy... then where is Tom?!" In a mad lad accent... so anyway a few hours of unzipping later then George yells out accros the room "BUT WAIT A SECOND! WHERES MADISON?!?!!" Then Ey Jamaal unzips himself and reveals himself to be Madison! Then Tom yells out "WAIT A SECOND IF EY JAMAAL IS MADISON... WHERES SHAMWOW?!?!?!" Then Madison unzipped himself and a Shamwow fell out... then we all lived happily ever after and lost the game... The End.
Wow... these painkillers are really strong... maybe I shouldn't have taken two...
Holy shit balls
DJ AM worked on the mixes, so I'm counting on them to be good ;D
Also daem I wish I could afford this with ODST and Modern warfare 2 coming out... oh well trade-ins it is... goodbye previous game collection D: (Which is already half-demolished by trade-ins)
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-Edit-
Rest In Peace DJ AM...
Monday, September 14, 2009
ODST
Hey Samza are you pumped for ODST?
Oh wait a second, you don't have a seXbox 360, Oh gosh what a pity :P
Oh wait a second, you don't have a seXbox 360, Oh gosh what a pity :P
Check this out.
Seriously, have a look. If you don't, it'll just open up your space inventory.
http://www.cracked.com/video_17500_helpful-tutorial-on-most-difficult-video-game-ever.html
yup.
So this is the song I've been having in head all day. (I lied. I actually had deliver us from evil, but thats a different post... om nom nom light metal)Its Knights of Cydonia by Muse. Ignore the video, for some reason muse's own channel who has the actual clip has shitty quality. So here is a fanvid, with the (you guessed it) (wait, no, its not naruto?) halo 3 trailer.
so listen to the song. yeh. and it gets epicer as it goes on.
like, when I say this is epic, I don't mean its incredibly awesome, but that it is anyway. This song is actually EPIC. in all caps.
also, my sister is so awesome, she bought chips for me and ru today. :D
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Oh God...
... I feel like shit. I've been sitting here... for like 8 hours or something ridiculous, looking at this glowing screen...
And that would've been ok, I was doing something productive... but for 8 hours I've been telling myself to study but instead I've just wasted my time...
AND ok, so I'm wasting my time, maybe if I was doing something creative like designing games or creating pieces of art, then that'll be cool, 'cause I'm actually teaching myself practical skills... but instead for 8 hours its been "just one more game" or "this video is only 1.37 loing...."
To top it all off, I haven't had a shower and only been snacking all day, so I feel like a major slob...
... Fuck.
And that would've been ok, I was doing something productive... but for 8 hours I've been telling myself to study but instead I've just wasted my time...
AND ok, so I'm wasting my time, maybe if I was doing something creative like designing games or creating pieces of art, then that'll be cool, 'cause I'm actually teaching myself practical skills... but instead for 8 hours its been "just one more game" or "this video is only 1.37 loing...."
To top it all off, I haven't had a shower and only been snacking all day, so I feel like a major slob...
... Fuck.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
well, my life might have been taken away from me but...
i watched America's Best Dance Crew!
and i wouldnt have if i was at Megan's. or yumcha. or having a life.
yay... i guesss......
ABDC really inspires me. so, when yall are out having a life, ima be at home learning to break dance. yes. thats what i'll do.
im so sad.
and i wouldnt have if i was at Megan's. or yumcha. or having a life.
yay... i guesss......
ABDC really inspires me. so, when yall are out having a life, ima be at home learning to break dance. yes. thats what i'll do.
im so sad.
Kind of excited right now...
So, the room we were given last nite was really crap, so we spontaneously decided to come home last nite instead of today. So I'm home now.
And omg you guys. I have so many essay ideas for english right now. This is actually insanely exciting. hmefgulw.wYCBFHYL,
rttlql,ldu
blah.
*spasm*
Oh, and I did really amazingly terribly at the snow btw. They let everyone do practise runs for an hour before it started and by the time I got on it, it was insanely rutted and I almost stacked. And I came 22nd out of 27, but two were disqualified.
OH WELL IM GOING ON A TRAINING CAMP IN CANADA IN JANUARY.
Gosh, I'm so dedicated.
HOLY FUCK
HG and SS are out today in Japan...
and fuck! HOW FUCKING EPIC ARE THESE SPRITES?!?
QUAGSIRE ALONE MAKES ME WANT TO GET THE GAME, BUT THESE SPRITES ARE SO FUCKING EPIC~
Friday, September 11, 2009
random samplings of reader mail
quite a conspiracy we've got here, chaps! Let's do this shit some justice! *words speak louder than actions*
but yeah, you should all get audiosurf, or at least listen to scientists of modern music. and by should, of course to remind but not remisce, I imply you must...
Buh. Fuck hate, lets dance....
mumble mumble mumble...
bah. the world, no everything, is so shit right now rite? but like, we fucked up our worlds by lies and cheating, now this planets gonna die...
since when did governments stop leading people and start restricting people?
if a star were to sing, what sort of songs would it sing? firesongs? plasmasongs?
FUCK NO ONEPIECE THIS WEEK
its like im living a day without solo... once I started, man, it'll never end...
FUCK THE SPORE CIV STAGE IS HARD WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED A RELIGIOUS NATION AND YOU NEED TO TAKE OVER ALL MILITIARISTICLY FOR THE NO-PIRATE BONUS THAT MAKES SPACE 30x BETTER>... how sad.... D:
yehyeh.
Alos, guys i need some help, im making this game rite, and its grid based td puzzle because demi-casual is ftw, and i need ideas for elements. i have ice that walks on water, metal that is pulled by magnets, fire that burns shit... but yeh, any ideas at all would be nice. even things like obstacles, tiles, etc...
(insert upsidedown '?') Viva la gloria?
This is how my room looks as of now... i mean:
1. keyboard 2.Pirate bandaids 3.tas project (lamp)
4.cow balloon thing 5.metal markers 6.Light Bulb
7.Amplifyer 8.candy from febuary 9.Airplane model
10. water bottle 11. postcards featuring signs that are covered with the word 'fuck'
12. ninja bandaids 13.Webster's 1994 dictionary
14.lampshade 15.Penguin bag 16. Pink Pather
17.Purple Platypus 18.Art project (ceremic) 19. speakers
20.Contactlense stuff 21.Rubiks cube 22. Charmander
oh, and also i have a random creepy collection of rubber ducks like above my stereo. Just thought i should mention that eventhough you probably dont care...
And yes, as you can see, i am obsessed with one piece. and smaz has the other half of those one piece 'wanted' collection of posters. And once again, ill just mention that evethough you dont care. and when i say i/my/me, i am actually talking about ru.marlenaman! this is the address to megan's
basement of 185 elizabeth st
opposite hyde park on elizabeth street between market st and park st.
cool
ru n i cant go so...... if u still want like a shirt or something, come by my house and i r gives it to u bbut i cant leave my house. cool.
opposite hyde park on elizabeth street between market st and park st.
cool
ru n i cant go so...... if u still want like a shirt or something, come by my house and i r gives it to u bbut i cant leave my house. cool.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
This here be my failed attempt
at photoshopping, with my free trial of photoshop which i cant save and must instead use Print Screen and save it on paint :D
Clicky
and yeah :D
Clicky
and yeah :D
Son of a!
I was just checking out some new screens for Left 4 Dead 2, and I saw this concept art picture:
<_<
<_<
Monday, September 7, 2009
Winner of the Contest
The title was by jon. everyone figured that out but Smaz said it first. And maxim was the only one to mention Tom, so therefore he wins the picture one.
In the end, everybody wins. nrly.
you'll get a secret prize tomorrow or something =)
In the end, everybody wins. nrly.
you'll get a secret prize tomorrow or something =)
ctrl+v
EDIT FUCK I ALMOST DIED OF NO INTERNET FOR A SECOND THERE ALMOST :o
BUT IT OK ALL NOW NOW THAT IT IS ALL OK. :]
JUST SAYING WHAT I JUST AND AM ONLY SAID/ING..
WHOOPS I HAVE TWO DOTS HOW I FIX THAT I HAVE TOO DOTS?
BAH. HUMBUG
UBMUH HAB.
Whats happening to me
Im dying from the inside
Body hurts too much to feel
And pressure adds to pain
Deliver us from evil
Straying out of sanity
Why can't you let me be
Is nothing else important?
Does my mind mean more to you
Cause if I carry on
Deliver us from evil
Straying out of sanity
EDI:Publish Post
Sunday, September 6, 2009
My weekend~
So anyway, I'm bored waiting for warcraft 3 to download, so I'll share my weekend with you all~
O-k, well it started of sort of like this, I woke up Saturday morning ate a bowl of fruit loops (Yum!) and then I did a three page economics essay for my study... then I went to some one year olds birthday party in my family and met Stan there... then me and Stan were like :O Omfg! A flying fox! *2 hours of flying fox later* I came home and did my Italian writing study... then I went on facebook and used the "Enemy of the day" app and it told me it was Tom Purcell... so then I ate dinner then I went to madisons... then I was pressured into eating dinner again... D:... then we chillaxed a bit while I rang around to see where Tom was for I had planned to find him and squirt him in the crotch with a water pistol... so anyway I rang Seb and he was with Tom an they were in Newtown so Mady and I trekked from Annandale to Newtown, and looked everywhere for a water pistol to no avail... I rang Seb and he said he'd meet us in 15 minutes, so naturally madison and I went to Cold Rock and bought tasty Ice-cream and while we were waiting for Seb I went to changethe song on my iPhone and dropped my Icecream... my first reaction was to shout FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU very loudly in the street and complain abot it really loudly for 5 minutes... which I did... so anyway 5 minutes had passed so instead of buying a water pistol we bought a bottle of water with one of those pop-lid thingos... but we couldn't open it... Madison and I stood there forever trying to open this lid (Seb was late) until we asked this really macho guy if he could...he kinda looked at us strangely at first but then he tried and failed as much as us... then 5 seconds of him giving it back to me I hit it against a wall popping of the lid (Victory). Then Seb showed up... without Tom... but oh well, and we went back to Sebs and 4channed and Omegled for a bit till his dad (Who was baked) was all like "Sebastion you need to do your art case study! blah blah blah I have the munchies!" so then Madison and I left and walked down through Newtown ringing around for Dom and looking for a free wifi (all of which were turned of FFFUUUUUU) and there were ALOT of police around... so anyway then we called Hui and she was all like "Alright I'll text you Doms number but it'll take ages to get to you lol" and then randomely we saw Denzel on the other side of the street who had recently escaped from a park party which lads had gate crashed and nearly killed this drug dealer he was with... so anyway Dom wasn't able to come out and we had Denzel and a bottle of saki... so naturally we headed into the city and played video games at the net cafe till they kicked us out (1 am) then we trekked back to madisons house from the city (Fuck there were alot of lads) and I jimmied my way into madies for us 'cause his rents were aslepin then we played nazi-zombies for a while... then we went upstairs and watched "Pokemon: Girratina and the sky warrior" until falling asleep... then we woke up at like 7am somehow and 4chaned till like 9... then Denzel cooked eggs and we played nazi zombies some more... then I left maddies at 11 to get home but on the way I stopped by Broadway to get my dad a fathers day gift and I pre-ordered Call of duty modern warfare 2 and Halo ODST... then I trekked home... played a few games... found a warcraft 3 torrent... started downloading... 75% of the way in... and here I am... Cool story...
O-k, well it started of sort of like this, I woke up Saturday morning ate a bowl of fruit loops (Yum!) and then I did a three page economics essay for my study... then I went to some one year olds birthday party in my family and met Stan there... then me and Stan were like :O Omfg! A flying fox! *2 hours of flying fox later* I came home and did my Italian writing study... then I went on facebook and used the "Enemy of the day" app and it told me it was Tom Purcell... so then I ate dinner then I went to madisons... then I was pressured into eating dinner again... D:... then we chillaxed a bit while I rang around to see where Tom was for I had planned to find him and squirt him in the crotch with a water pistol... so anyway I rang Seb and he was with Tom an they were in Newtown so Mady and I trekked from Annandale to Newtown, and looked everywhere for a water pistol to no avail... I rang Seb and he said he'd meet us in 15 minutes, so naturally madison and I went to Cold Rock and bought tasty Ice-cream and while we were waiting for Seb I went to changethe song on my iPhone and dropped my Icecream... my first reaction was to shout FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU very loudly in the street and complain abot it really loudly for 5 minutes... which I did... so anyway 5 minutes had passed so instead of buying a water pistol we bought a bottle of water with one of those pop-lid thingos... but we couldn't open it... Madison and I stood there forever trying to open this lid (Seb was late) until we asked this really macho guy if he could...he kinda looked at us strangely at first but then he tried and failed as much as us... then 5 seconds of him giving it back to me I hit it against a wall popping of the lid (Victory). Then Seb showed up... without Tom... but oh well, and we went back to Sebs and 4channed and Omegled for a bit till his dad (Who was baked) was all like "Sebastion you need to do your art case study! blah blah blah I have the munchies!" so then Madison and I left and walked down through Newtown ringing around for Dom and looking for a free wifi (all of which were turned of FFFUUUUUU) and there were ALOT of police around... so anyway then we called Hui and she was all like "Alright I'll text you Doms number but it'll take ages to get to you lol" and then randomely we saw Denzel on the other side of the street who had recently escaped from a park party which lads had gate crashed and nearly killed this drug dealer he was with... so anyway Dom wasn't able to come out and we had Denzel and a bottle of saki... so naturally we headed into the city and played video games at the net cafe till they kicked us out (1 am) then we trekked back to madisons house from the city (Fuck there were alot of lads) and I jimmied my way into madies for us 'cause his rents were aslepin then we played nazi-zombies for a while... then we went upstairs and watched "Pokemon: Girratina and the sky warrior" until falling asleep... then we woke up at like 7am somehow and 4chaned till like 9... then Denzel cooked eggs and we played nazi zombies some more... then I left maddies at 11 to get home but on the way I stopped by Broadway to get my dad a fathers day gift and I pre-ordered Call of duty modern warfare 2 and Halo ODST... then I trekked home... played a few games... found a warcraft 3 torrent... started downloading... 75% of the way in... and here I am... Cool story...
yup.
so, ru was all like, "n e hui..."
and i was all like, "knee hui, eh?"
then i photoshopped. am happy with result, took way too long to do though. i spend too much time on hte details.
and i was all like, "knee hui, eh?"
then i photoshopped. am happy with result, took way too long to do though. i spend too much time on hte details.
but soz about bluriness of c-f... the motion blur just doesn't look right... D:
(see? details, pick pick pick...)
and in case you're wondering, the blurry green bit is a background from final destination in brawl. in fact, a direct texture. yup, that sad.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
A rant
Seriously marlena stop being so horrible about it. I would give anything to spend fathers day with my dad, or my birthday or his birthday but hes half way round the fucking world. Stop complaining and enjoy that you can actually go and see him without it costing 1000s of dollars and 21 fucking hours to get there. I only see my dad 4 times a year, except this year its 3. Im not gonna see him for another 5 mths and maybe you think you'd like that but it's not fun.
Seriously anyone that wants to complain about fathers day, dont do it on the blog or to me, cause if you think spending a day with your father is too much to ask, then you have a serious problem. Take it from someone with experience.
hey sry for going off at you marlena. I shouldnt have, i just get kinda emotional sometimes. sry for ranting at you. *hugs*
Seriously anyone that wants to complain about fathers day, dont do it on the blog or to me, cause if you think spending a day with your father is too much to ask, then you have a serious problem. Take it from someone with experience.
hey sry for going off at you marlena. I shouldnt have, i just get kinda emotional sometimes. sry for ranting at you. *hugs*
i finally gotted teh photoshop
what should i photoshop though? i dunno...
my creativiy ran like a tap
but a moment ago... so very sad.
but less so than me purposely writing
in the style of an old, famous playwright
(lol meta-iambic pentameter)
so yes, assist me please, what should I do?
I want to 'shop something, but I dont know
what to. Oh, how terrible!
Technogeeks
with spreadsheets? Everything is terrible.
I dare you to click this link: Publish Post
good times... (anananananananan.)
Im not homosexual.... Im not gay.. people think im gay... but im not gay... i just act really metrosexual... im not homosexual...
This is another picture from the party cause my computer was being stupid and won't let me post moar then one picture per post. A prize to the person who can guess who said the title of the post. A real* prize to the person who can guess who that person above dancing is.
Note: prizes will not be awarded if you were at the party or are anonymous.
*this does not actually mean that the first question's prize is not real
A party
Blaise's/Hui's party to be exact. You know the one on friday. The one where the cops were there and Madison was like, 'I hate you Jon'. yeah that one. anyways. things happened and it was a good party.
Cops: some people had been complaining about fighting and a trolley being wheeled around
Jon: I have a question, were you asleep when you were called to come here?
Kero: *palmface*
I hate fathers
Fucking fathers day. No-one can do, like, anything tomoz.
Gah, what's up with this taking it seriously thing? I don't think I've ever done anything for father's day.
DX
Stupid fathers.... *complain*
So, guys
We should do something tomorrow.
What thing? I do not know what thing. Something.
But yeah, meet in front of george st cinemas at 12 and we'll figure something out. Or if you guise have some idea or want to do something, tell everyone. By way of commenting. And also, say if you'll be there and stuff.
Yeah. Super happy special awesum fun BBQ face friendshiptime.
Friday, September 4, 2009
geeky humour is for people without girlfriends
there was this guy, rite? and he was all like, called haxxer, 'i haxxed ur computer.'
and then i was all like, 'oh yeah?'
'and he was all like, yeah, your IP is 132.76.5.9, rite?'
and it was
and so im all like, 'can you do me a favour?'
and he was all like, 'yeh'
and i was all like, 'can you hack 192.168.0.1?'
and he was all like, 'k'
and then, it was all like, 'haxxer has been disconnected.'
Story 2: Electric Boogaloo
Once there was an ice cream and a Paul's warehouse brochure. The brochure entered them both in a Magic: The Gathering tournament and the ice cream kept bringing it up and saying how bad it was. But it wasn't really that bad.
The End.
Okay, here's another one:
One time the brochure and the ice cream were hanging out with their friends, a goat and a protractor. They all went on a trampoline bungee and it was awesome.
And here's another one again:
Once there was this furry who kept trolling this blog that the brochure, the ice cream, the goat and the protractor were all part of, as revenge for something that happened mainly with another member of the blog, a stick of roll-on sunscreen, a few months ago. This furry kept massively hating on the Paul's Warehouse brochure, though, possibly because the brochure had been on the sunscreen's side before, but a lot of other objects had too, so whatever. Anyway, so this event had been building up for ages, especially at a series of parties held by a pig, a macintosh computer and a tap. But others, too. At the mac's party, the furry and a DVD were felt up willingly by an orange, and it was gross. A whole bunch of these friends travelled together by boat to reach the party of the tap, where the brochure was told by something else that the furry was hating on the brochure a lot, and when the brochure confronted the furry, it denied. However, it was quite obvious.
The brochure has to go to orchestra rehearsal now, so story time is over.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
i hate netscape
(and life) what, who said that?
this is my internet and i hate it.... too dam old school cant open up the comments and screws up the layout.
Also, we must go to addison rd markets (near marrickville XP) and watch Dominique Fubelli perform his russian music. So come to addison rd markets on the next sunday after to-to-tomorrow.
and then you people will be like, but marrickville is sooo far away and no one will go....
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EDIT; also, i hate my new science teacher. such a douche. his sooo fat and annoying.
Mr corkins: Now, i know your not used to my way of teaching but once we get more comfortable and loosen up, im sure ill let you be a bit more free. Ill do things my way. Is that fair enough? Everyone: nooooooo krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
this is my internet and i hate it.... too dam old school cant open up the comments and screws up the layout.
Also, we must go to addison rd markets (near marrickville XP) and watch Dominique Fubelli perform his russian music. So come to addison rd markets on the next sunday after to-to-tomorrow.
and then you people will be like, but marrickville is sooo far away and no one will go....
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EDIT; also, i hate my new science teacher. such a douche. his sooo fat and annoying.
Mr corkins: Now, i know your not used to my way of teaching but once we get more comfortable and loosen up, im sure ill let you be a bit more free. Ill do things my way. Is that fair enough? Everyone: nooooooo krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
blaise's party
friday night, birchgrove oval, 8pm.
probs go to city afterwards and chillax for the night or wutevs
bring drugs and friends. preferably one that eats scorpians
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EDIT: I moved it to the top cause i was too lazy to keep scrolling down. gosh, im lazy. Shuddup you....
probs go to city afterwards and chillax for the night or wutevs
bring drugs and friends. preferably one that eats scorpians
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EDIT: I moved it to the top cause i was too lazy to keep scrolling down. gosh, im lazy. Shuddup you....
i also also have a story
once upon a time there was a cow.
this cow had a name, that was daisy.
this cow, daisy, wore a straw hat.
the other cows were jealous of daisy's straw hat.
but daisy still had the hat.
so the other cows made their own hats out of grass.
but nobody wanted a grass hat. everybody wanted a straw hat.
then daisy pointed out that straw is a type of grass, and that everyone should be unique.
she then proceeded to hate the establishment, grew a mohawk, and picked up a guitar without any knowledge of how to play it.
thus, punk was born, and there has never been a better day for music.
except that there has, and that was the day that a certain chester bennington joined a band known as xero, bringing with it the change in name to hybrid theory, and then getting an old-school major record deal with warner brothers records.
and then, all of a sudden, it was a totally different story.
one day, there was a farm full of vegetables.
the main vegetables were the orange, the potato, the giraffe, and the carrot (ROOT).
so the vegetables were having a party in a park, and afterwards, the orange said to the giraffe something very secretive about the giraffe that the orange had deduced.
and teh giraffe, although embarrased, was forced to admit it, and pleaded to the orange never to tell anyone.
but the orange thought otherwise, and whilst the giraffe was sick, made a very big deal out of the secret.
the potato was told of this, however no-one else knew anything, much to the giraffe's relief.
when the giraffe returned, he was very angry to learn this. however, the potato was honest and didn't make a big deal out of it.
then it was the potatos turn. the orange whispered something to the potato, and the potato ashamedly agreed.
then the orange used his magic powers to help out the potato. but then proceeded to make a very big deal out of this second secret.
however, this time, he actually told many people.
and the many people were confused.
the giraffe and the potato decided to get back at the orange, but the orange was dating the supercomputer, so there was nothing they could do.
then the carrot thought it would be a good idea to enter heritself and the giraffe into a magic the gathering tournament. BUT IT WASNT.
twice as long and oddly specific, but totally bullshit. interpret any way you want.
i also has a story
Once there was a tiger. It had a friend who was a llama. The Llama and the tiger were tight and they hung out alot. So everything was awesome, except that the other llamas and tigers were like, we're boring and we hate doing stuff and trying new things.
So the llama and the tiger met the peacock and asked her for a feather. They bought the feather for a ridiculous amount, but it was alright cos they were desperate for it, for they wanted to fly, fly high into the sky, really really high, that they would forget everything.
So they flew, and they flew to the roof of the town center. There they met a badger, a fox and a wolf. They were also flying with peacock feathers.
They hung out and flew together. And had strawberry cheesecake. But the llama prefered blueberry. So they got the peacock feather, dipped it in strawberry cheesecake blueberry and became flew higher than ever.
But one time, the llama and tiger went to the hill looking for the badger, fox and wolf, instead they found the orange python and panda studying sex education. So they loled and fled
then another day, the python and tiger were on the hill. This time, the badger, fox and wolf appeared and they had some feathers which they gave the tiger a feather so that it could fly. But the python, being one of their boring animal friends, walked around in circles not wanting to fly.
In the end, the llama and tiger had strawberry, blueberry, cheesecake tiramisu with flour and lived happily every after.
So the llama and the tiger met the peacock and asked her for a feather. They bought the feather for a ridiculous amount, but it was alright cos they were desperate for it, for they wanted to fly, fly high into the sky, really really high, that they would forget everything.
So they flew, and they flew to the roof of the town center. There they met a badger, a fox and a wolf. They were also flying with peacock feathers.
They hung out and flew together. And had strawberry cheesecake. But the llama prefered blueberry. So they got the peacock feather, dipped it in strawberry cheesecake blueberry and became flew higher than ever.
But one time, the llama and tiger went to the hill looking for the badger, fox and wolf, instead they found the orange python and panda studying sex education. So they loled and fled
then another day, the python and tiger were on the hill. This time, the badger, fox and wolf appeared and they had some feathers which they gave the tiger a feather so that it could fly. But the python, being one of their boring animal friends, walked around in circles not wanting to fly.
In the end, the llama and tiger had strawberry, blueberry, cheesecake tiramisu with flour and lived happily every after.
Story
I have a story.
One upon a time there was a slug and snail and a beetle and they were friends. They lived next door to each other and they went to work togwether and they talked to each other.
They always sat on the same leaf and ate together until one day slug and snail had an argument. Beetle was not happy, they yelled around him all the time and he became sad and depressed when he was around them. So one day he didnt come to work, he didnt come to sit at leaf, he didnt leave his house. Snail and slug were too busy arguing to realise until a friendly moth passed by and saw them and asked, "so where is your other friend?" and they stopped and he wasn't there.
They were confused and looked around. He wasnt at work, he wasnt on the leaf, he wasnt in the garden. They went to his door and knocked. He opened it and saw them, they werent yelling or arguing and he felt happy. He asked why they had been arguing and snail said "I have a shell and slug doesn't". Beetle was surprised. He didnt know what to stay about the stupidity so he wrote a story. And that is the one you have just read.
Interpret it anyway u want
One upon a time there was a slug and snail and a beetle and they were friends. They lived next door to each other and they went to work togwether and they talked to each other.
They always sat on the same leaf and ate together until one day slug and snail had an argument. Beetle was not happy, they yelled around him all the time and he became sad and depressed when he was around them. So one day he didnt come to work, he didnt come to sit at leaf, he didnt leave his house. Snail and slug were too busy arguing to realise until a friendly moth passed by and saw them and asked, "so where is your other friend?" and they stopped and he wasn't there.
They were confused and looked around. He wasnt at work, he wasnt on the leaf, he wasnt in the garden. They went to his door and knocked. He opened it and saw them, they werent yelling or arguing and he felt happy. He asked why they had been arguing and snail said "I have a shell and slug doesn't". Beetle was surprised. He didnt know what to stay about the stupidity so he wrote a story. And that is the one you have just read.
Interpret it anyway u want
Facepalm at Lamboi
Today we were on the bus together, and like it was all ackward 'cause like people who crawling over each other and it was packed and people were telling kids to get up and all that stuff, and there was a few lads.
Anyway, so like, i was trying to just keep it cool and talk quitely with lamboi, as to not embaress myself or anger someone. But then like this stupid druggie woman gets on the bus and tells all the school kids to "have some respect and let adults sit down," even though she gets a seat straight away and all of the adults refuse to go up the back. But Lamboi then decides to get up, and tells me to get up, even though theres noone there, so i have to stand up all squashed up (and now i look like lambois bitch :( ), but eventually i sat down again.
SO now we were closer to teh ladz, and i tried just to speak quietly so that the lads wouldnt do anything. He then asks me if im going to blaises, and then im like "yeah... probably, you?" and then he says like "no, i cant, I have like SCOUTS and stuff" and im like... *Facepalm*
and then, the lads get off the bus, after talking like OBVIOUS lads and being OBVIOUS lads, and then he's like.. "they were a bit laddish, don't you think?"
and im like..
*facepalm*
well thats my little rant, lamboi if ur reading this no offence, ur still cool! just come on man, there's a time and place for things!
Anyway, so like, i was trying to just keep it cool and talk quitely with lamboi, as to not embaress myself or anger someone. But then like this stupid druggie woman gets on the bus and tells all the school kids to "have some respect and let adults sit down," even though she gets a seat straight away and all of the adults refuse to go up the back. But Lamboi then decides to get up, and tells me to get up, even though theres noone there, so i have to stand up all squashed up (and now i look like lambois bitch :( ), but eventually i sat down again.
SO now we were closer to teh ladz, and i tried just to speak quietly so that the lads wouldnt do anything. He then asks me if im going to blaises, and then im like "yeah... probably, you?" and then he says like "no, i cant, I have like SCOUTS and stuff" and im like... *Facepalm*
and then, the lads get off the bus, after talking like OBVIOUS lads and being OBVIOUS lads, and then he's like.. "they were a bit laddish, don't you think?"
and im like..
*facepalm*
well thats my little rant, lamboi if ur reading this no offence, ur still cool! just come on man, there's a time and place for things!
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